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My exgf was a slut and I loved it. We had about 10 MFM threesomes and she always behaved naughty when I asked, like flashing to other men.
Now my new gf (pic related) is too conservative, this picture was the farthest I could take her into the naughty. She dressed my white shirt and we went swimming on an empty beach.
How can I slowly lead her into MFM and other slutty things?
Her t-shirt is on backwards. That's kinda naughty
>>674396330
you have to exploit her kink/fantasy.
Not impose yours.
So you have to find what she's into and explore that path, and slowly open up to other neighborly behavior.
>>674396330
Buy her a strapon
You just hold her down and threaten to cut her throat. That's good for at least 1
>>674396330
cuck
beating women thread
Fag mods are just deleting these threads
>>674398352
nice
fag mods are fags
alright /b/, gonna order a Pizza from Pizza Hut when it opens [will post results in another thread if this thread dies]
dubs decides what i'm getting on the pizza
first off, sauce
(anything but Barbecue or Buffalo)
the garlic one
roll for Barbecue
bumping because i'm craving pizza
Don't be a fucking pussy. Barbeque
>>674398764
no sauce
Can someone make me more skinny
>>674396091
>2008
>>674396588
this
>the oldest photo on the internet
sup /b/ dubs names my new kitten
>>674398310
Lil Hitler
Kitler
Manon
Hitler II
Autism
Rate my gf
>>674396659
8/10
nice ass
Timestamp looks promising
8/10 easy, fucking epic ass, more please?
>>674396940
No timestamp, she isn't here at the moment.
First three words that come to mind
>>674397998
How do I upvote this?
>>674397998
dat ass
>>674397998
Gold star piss
>>674397998
This
>>674397998
I'd rather not
How often do you think about suicide?
Lately not that much, last year...daily
>>674394354
Not often enough.
>>674394354
Weekly at least.
Daily, won't do it though, i'm waiting around until i can have a go in a holodeck. Future looks interesting.
Uploaded parts I and II of me and my sister, enjoy
http://sexysiblingtime.tumblr.com/
>>674398140
Story? Ages?
>>674398140
Anyone have part III
Spam, survery trash, ignore this thread
>>674398140
>tumblr
Worth watching though
>>674398339
Survey was easy, at least for part I.. I'll trade part I vid for part II
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>>674396393
Bumpin for interest aaaaand otw
Reporting in as FuckMyPussy
CMON LADS YOU CAN STILL JOIN
TolsonFucksKids reporting in
how in the fuck does this work anyway? i always join these and only see colored squares with shapes in them and guess answer.
Ok, just for you to know, when a sniper targets you, you don't end the phrase with a "-".
You don't have time to type "-", you just die.
Here is an exemp
>>674398027
the fuck are you taliking about? what sni
Are you all ret
that asshole just killed my frien
What the fuck did you just fucking say abo
nice job misspelling examp
Bumb
Make a new one right before the last one dies
>>674397735
info on the chick on the right?
Oh shit, who the fuck is she?
Kek
Can you Guys help me identify this found it at school today under my desk
They look like some kind of pills
Ecstasy maybe?
>>674398331
baby asprin, food for the heart. eat it
it's cancer
>>674398438
confirmed for never taking ecstacy in your life
Join in
>>674394556
full, post another
>>674394556
Add adriandolska7447
>>674394556
full
>>674394556
Add jn132220 I'll contribute
Add girl703
Dava Foxx thread
>>674397654
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>>674397801
Degrade this fat fag pls
pretty decent size cock for a fatty
>>674396328
Thank you sir.
>>674396165
Spread your cheecks boy.
>>674396165
>>674396650
I don't have a date to prom /b/
And I don't see anyway that I'm gonna get one.
Am I gonna miss out of I don't go?
>>674397793
Don't be tethered down
>>674397793
ask your dad to go with you OP
>>674397793
Are you a guy or girl? Are you a junior or senior?
>>674397793
>prom
Only in america does there have to be a special occasion for kids to be sociable
>>674397905
Senior guy
This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for today.
Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Here's my situation.
Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all
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>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she...
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Continue...
Sounds suspect af op.
>>674397437
Please keep bumped as I type if y'all are interested
bumping for catfish story
>since we became friends on Facebook shes added only a couple more modeling photos because I was kinda bugging her to video chat or see more pics of her
>remember at this point we've been talking regularly for over a year
>we still play cod occasionally but only really together and not with the clan anymore
>really just skype voice call with her often and such
>we talk about everything from goals, dreams, from meeting...
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HAAIII, don't even try! Proof that birds are tough as shit. Also general bird-thread.
these guys literally construct fuck shacks and surround them with the dankest shit they can find to attract lady birds.
they're called satin bowerbirds, and i think males collect blue because its the most rare in nature. so its usually man made shit.
>>674397374
Bower birds. Total pros.
>>674396635
Lyre bird is best bird, can make muslamic raygun noise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do
check out this pimp pad, don't try to act like your bird genitals aren't ready and dripping.
Join my class's kahoot!
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>>674396352
Teachers name
>>674396352
Nigger here
>>674396352
DRAGONDI1D0Sxxx Reporting in... FUCK BOOI
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