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Help me get laids, /b/ros.
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She seems to be incredibly lame
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>>674400035
'? lol' this is what a faggot says
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Just your typical elementary school kid I guess...
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>>674400035
Well you pretty much already blew it so...

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First three words that come to mind.
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Man the harpoons
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>>674400918
slut cunt whore
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This thread again?

No one cares you have been posting this for years
Fuck off already
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fat dyke cunt

Comment, rate, degrade
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kill yourself
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Allah Akbar
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>>674399498
>>674399797
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>>674399849

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Michigan Thread!
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sup
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literal nigger state
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>>674399216
flint here
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Any wins from here?

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Does this look okay to smoke?
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>>674399883
That's oregano you idiot
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>>674399883
>pick out the seeds and stems
you aint gonna be feeling high as hell cause thats all thats in there
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Yeah man, looks fine. Might be mixed up with abit of tobacco, kinda hard to tell from the photo. Blaze it.
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You got ripped off a bit with all those leaves and sticks

ITT: Why don't you cosplay /b/?
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>>674395591
because im afraid my peepee would show
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Because I'm not a faggot.
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>>674395903
Dressing like a slut =\= cosplay

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is this the solution if you're going bald?
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I've had a beard 11 years now. The last couple years my hair has started to receed. Shaving my head is basically the only thing that looks decent.

So its a solution, but not the solution
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>>674398044
Same question here, OP.
So Bump.
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I really hate the lumbersexual trend, but the bald head+beard looks genuinely badass
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>>674398044
>be me
>15
>long ass hippy hair
>turn 16
>hairline jumps back hardcore
>can't grow facial hair yet
>no pussy for me
Currently 19 and it hasn't gotten much better. Facial hair is the answer though. Unless you can commit to the neo Nazi look

Der FADENMEISTER zaubert erneut einen DEUTSCHFADEN herbei!!

What goes - außer Schäuble?

Was geht heute abend?

Futter?

Drogen?

Spaziergang bei dem schönen Wetter?

Schon mal neben die Toilette gekackt?
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>>674399623
>>674399623
>What goes - außer Schäuble?
einsam
>Was geht heute abend?
früh pennen morgen nach ner woche urlaub wieder arbeiten
>Futter?
klaro
>Drogen?
neino
>Spaziergang bei dem schönen Wetter?
gerno
>Schon mal neben die Toilette gekackt?
neino
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>>674399623
ALLE RÜBBER

>>674399656
>>674399656
>>674399656
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>>674399623
>Der FADENMEISTER zaubert erneut einen DEUTSCHFADEN herbei!!
das ist ehrenwert
>What goes - außer Schäuble?
4chan und dröhnung, wie immer... *schäm*
>Was geht heute abend?
4chan und dröhnung, wie immer... *schäm*
>Futter?
heute mal huhniges mit pommes
>Drogen?
wein und valium
>Spaziergang bei dem schönen Wetter?
in der phantasie ja, war echt schön
>Schon mal neben die Toilette gekackt?
jep, zolpidem + valium + alk, zweimal, bisserl peinlich, bisserl eklig
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>>674399623
nechste woche ostern !

mit eier vollstopfen oder andere pläne?

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r8 my Warlock /b/
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an ally gnome piece of shit
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>>674399996
mad belf spotted
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>Gnome
>Disgusting UI
>Shitty garr tmog

Its like you want people to tell you to delete WoW
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>>674400274
mad belf spotted

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Cock Rate Thread

any thoughts on my cock b?
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>>674397539
i refuse as it's not locked away in a chastity cage as it should be
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>>674397852
ive only tried one once at a friends house. he could barely stuff my soft cock into his tiny plastic tube thing lol
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>>674398083
make it cold, use lots of lube. commit
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>>674398149
fuck that man my nuts would explode after a day

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trips for twat
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>>674398739
Keep it to yourself OP.
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This is definitely a pictures you really shouldn't share thread
>please don't share
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if she wasn't so ugly she might be hot
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y'all are showing your age - cut the head off, and the body is fine.

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ask a mcdonalds employee from australia anything
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do people think you're a fat American for working there?
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do you ever eat or take home food that didn't sell when your boss isn't looking?
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>>674398933
nah people respect me since i work fucked hours
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In the USA, niggers and Mexicans work at McDonald's and fast food joints.

What race of people usually work them in Australia?

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Literally no excuses.
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What?
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>>674399198
Game takes me hours upon hours to complete
Porn takes me 2 and a half minutes to complete
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>>674399198
no excuses for what?
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But why, when there is so much free amature porn and site like this?

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Describe your last sexual encounter with a Spongebob quote.
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>>674398479
you do the loop-de-loop and pull
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FIRMLY GRASP IT!
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"Are you ready kids?"
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Neuer deutscher Faden.

Fragen:
Welches Land ist am besten für Sextourismus geeignet?
Mit welcher Droge kann man am längsten einen harten Schwanz behalten?
Welcher AfD-Politiker ist der beste?
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>>674399656
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>>674399656
nechste woche ostern !

mit eier vollstopfen oder andere pläne?
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>>674399656
MERKEL MUSS WEG
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>>674399880
>mit eier vollstopfen oder andere pläne?
Eier sind widerlich.

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omegle webm thread? go!
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more!!!!!
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its all i have and dont have sauce. cmon people start uploading!
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BUMP!

I ask for sauce on these vids
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>>674399417
the sauce is omegle..
>being this retarded

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Did she go too far /b/? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_h9qx8CLc3Q
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Sheboon chimped out, yeah.
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Nah. That cunt was talking shit and couldn't back it up. She got what she deserved.
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>>674398296
>Saying words is grounds for physical assault
Wew lad
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Dont talk shit if you aint ready to catch those hands. Completely deserved. I bet the bitch won't do it again.

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My exgf was a slut and I loved it. We had about 10 MFM threesomes and she always behaved naughty when I asked, like flashing to other men.
Now my new gf (pic related) is too conservative, this picture was the farthest I could take her into the naughty. She dressed my white shirt and we went swimming on an empty beach.
How can I slowly lead her into MFM and other slutty things?
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Her t-shirt is on backwards. That's kinda naughty
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>>674396330
you have to exploit her kink/fantasy.

Not impose yours.

So you have to find what she's into and explore that path, and slowly open up to other neighborly behavior.
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>>674396330
Buy her a strapon
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You just hold her down and threaten to cut her throat. That's good for at least 1

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beating women thread
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Fag mods are just deleting these threads
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>>674398352

nice
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fag mods are fags
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alright /b/, gonna order a Pizza from Pizza Hut when it opens [will post results in another thread if this thread dies]
dubs decides what i'm getting on the pizza
first off, sauce
(anything but Barbecue or Buffalo)
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the garlic one
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roll for Barbecue
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bumping because i'm craving pizza
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Don't be a fucking pussy. Barbeque

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