Name a better pen.
>protip: you can't
uniball vision elite
My pen.
Hey /b/.
Sharing my lifestory
if you're in a feels mood or a interesting story mood. go for it
its gonna be a weird and depressing ride. AND LOTS OF READING. been writing this for three days
alright here we go. it was so long i put it into chapters. ill post at a steady pace.
Chapter - 1
>be me
>2002
>be 5 years old
>has two friends and only friends
>best friends at that.
>dont care to use a fake name because theres no point. ill get to that
>best friend name is Keith. and will be best friend for years to come. he is also 5
>second best friend name is Julia. she is 7 at the time
>be the goofiest bunch
>always causing trouble and many laughs was had.
>ah how i miss those days.
>sometimes argue with keith who will marry julia
>she scolds us alot. she keeps us in check and from getting into too much trouble
>we love her for it. she was very caring.
>julia is always so smart. and knows math that thinking back, she should never have known at that age
>one day she comes to us all excited
>she says that she was told never to tell anyone but her dad has been teaching her many things.
>we find out that her dad is a programmer and has been teaching julia.
>julia teaches us many things almost every day. and we have a blast.
>one day julia comes up to us and says that her dad is teaching her something new.
-cont
>>675382998
Shameless Self bump.
This deserves to be heard
I kinda didn't wanna share this but sigh.
>>675382998
Will continue after someone finishes reading
>>675382998
bump
Hrmm....
Treeman thread
get in here
#manintree
>>675385842
>>675385842
Needs moar cigs
http://komonews.com/live/event
draw thread
>>675382500
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>>675382505
nice nice
>>675385762
you upset me
>>675385788
>>675386661
idk who that is, but i still like bobbi either way
>>675386822
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>>675385857
Youre looking particular Dapper today Cian
>>675385496
Yes Murphy im okay. Just a blue kind of day
What do you think /b/?
Neither; it's a hoax. She's still holding on to the cigarette.
Your gun and cigarette wouldn't say in your hands so perfectly after blowing your brains out. Obviously planted by the killer to make it look like a suicide.
Murder. The gun was placed in his hand after he was shot. One doesn't keep holding gun if they shoot themselves dead.
>>675387607
murder.
Shock of the gunshot would've knocked the gun off her hand, and definitely the cigarette. Suicide note is there, but that could easily be falsified with experience hands. room looks too staged.
Waifu claiming thread
Deus Vult edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Obligatory claim.
Aye Siwmae.
Ayy
the ride never ends
>claimed
Miho claimed
Burned my hand some days ago.
Im bored so dubs decides what I will do.
>>675386957
Scrape the skin off with a knife
Burn it again
>>675386957
Go on a diet, chunky butt.
Rub some mustard on that.
Post your girlfriends/wives thread. Is the OP of this hottie around? I came buckets to her. I was the guy. Lets get some more here.
not too sure i would want to share my gf or wife on /b/.. dont really know why anyone would actually
if someone gives me a good reason, i'll gladly share the one i have (dont keep any nudes)
>>675378482
My buddies ginger wife was posted frequently for a while, but I told her about it so I shouldn't repost.
>>675378482
get in here to post and discuss your whores
woA-HV
woA-HV
woA-HV
>there are girls reading this post right now
no there isn't
>>675382575
And how do you know that clever clogs
>>675382791
girls are out doing normal things most likely
>>675382443
What is a girl? : O
Showing someone /b for the first time. Let it rip
Dont die on me
>>675383786
I dont know why i expected anything other than this.
Fuck...I have a feeling Bernie is gonna get trounced again tonight. I still #feelthebern but that fire is going out.
>>675384428
They already called Arizona.... :/ I guess we'll see how close it is.
Feeling the Bern no matter what and how much I think that slogan kind of sucks.
Sanders:
Free college for idiot kids that couldn't earn a scholarship
Too many blacks in prison, I'm gonna release them.
Cops are racist, I'm gonna investigate it.
White people can't be poor.
I'm gonna increase social security to old people too incompetent to get a job with retirement benefits.
Hillary:
I'll just say whatever as long as it gets me votes.
I don't get how anybody can be a democrat in 2016.
Do you just parrot what the kids at your high school are saying?
>>675385719
And how the fuck can someone be a republican in 2016?
>>675385719
If everyone got to go to college that would be the standard of education.
Canada Thread. Area codes, hookups, nudes whatever.
5th time in an hour is the charm?
Weed, dude
E
E
Dude
>>675384961
I dunno man, i just got here
Yo someone link some Thunder Bay Nudes!!!
Alright /b/ humor my tumor for a moment, I come with gifts of keks and trolling opportunities.
Listen up, I’m talking bout AIDS, RAIDS, and cancer.
Don’t you miss the raids /b/ros? The hoaxes? The pokeses? Don’t you want to make 4chan RAID again?!?!?!
Listen closely /b/--
I’ve made a nice piece of javascript code that will allow the user “encrypt” their posts with it, so that only people who have the code can “decrypt” the text.
With this technology, users can post sensitive plans and plots on the board, and normies/newfags/tumblrites/redditfags won’t be able to see what is going on.
Are you interested? I will post a FAQ, the code, and the details below…
>picture related: see thePostFugger in action
>pastebin of the code: pastebin / VVdnpkHX
TLDR FAQ for thePostFugger:
> What is this shit? How do I use it?
The Post Fugger is a tool that can be used to warp plain text into “encoded” text. It is not meant to be used for serious encryption, but it is security through obscurity.
The tool is used as a “bookmarklet”—you take the javascript code, and put it in a browser bookmark, so that when you click the bookmark, the code will activate like an “add-on”.
>Is it some virus keylogger fbi nsa spy shit ur a fuking hacker u fuck?
You do not download the PostFugger. I am giving you the code. You may look at the code and verify that it does *not* make any requests to any websites. There are no POST or GET or REDIRECT calls.
>I NEED A TLDR…. How do I use it?
--1) Go to the code pastebin, see top of the post
--2) Copy the code (RAW paste). Create a bookmark in your browser. Paste the code in the location/URL field.
--3) Click the finished bookmark to activate The Post Fugger. Click it again to make it go away.
Important buttons:
“fugg & add” = encrypt and add to post box
“sugg” = decrypt
“sugg page” = decrypt all messages on page
So if all goes well, you should be able to read this:
ЛȎƊПǔƈǓȅŮĿɇȢĮƳřőŴƔƼŶȡǦǭŞȿûƍúȮŶǗȼLJȋƪЛȖƊПЍ
There is a problem. Once you post your bs code that is 100% either a virus or malware everyone can see it. That includes everyone you listed. Any diehard btards left to other chans years ago. The rest of us lingering old fags come here out of habbit
>>675383626
there is no problem son.
since the code is veiwable, you may see there is no virus.
wallowing in the past is for shittards. either you're in or get lost
Last thread hit image limit, let's keep the shotas coming.
>>675386666
nice quads faggot makes me embarrassed to see quads wasted
>>675386666
C-c-checked
>>675386969
get that straight shota shit outta here
Trips decide my new phone background.
Black woman thread.
Tell me anon why haven't you submit to the superior sex black women offer?
bc i'm not a nigger lover?
>>675384447
Because they haven't offered it to me?
>>675384649
You have to offer it to them
>>675384447
already have
been with an african woman for a little over a year now
shits cash
Apollo OP is back.
First 24 /b/ros.
Dell Conagher
Gayboys
reggie
Hankey
Sup /b/
So my brother is having anxiety issues and will not go to school. He cries every single morning and has skipped school for about 4 weeks straight now. He's addicted to xbox and will not come out of his room (except to get food). What do I do to get him to go? I've thought about taking away every electronic thing he has and giving it back when he goes to school. Give me your ideas
You learn him how to fight
He obivously gets bullied
>>675378501
I go to a pretty small school and I know everybody in his grade. Nobody bullies him
>>675377979
just dump him in a mental hospital, you'll be happier, he'll be happier, and you wont have to deal or fix anything
Tell him to stop being a lazy fuck
So what do you guys think about rockets and the space industry? A waste of money, a necessity?
How about the manned space program and exploration of Mars and the Moon.
Also sexy rocket pictures thread.
>>675370273
i think rockit is pretty cool guy
eh explode at the bottom and doesnt afraid of anything
Space makes waste
Bumping with Falcon 9
To be completely honest many of the things we use today have come at the expense of the space programs, digital cameras being one of them. Sure eventually it would have happened, but think of how much we have gained from exploration.
Now I know that some fag is going to come in here and talk about how we could be using our money to help people in underdeveloped countries, but I still think rocketry and space exploration is awesome!
(I want to be an aerospace engineer )
Why dont airports just make thread mills for airplanes? Would take up less space and planes don't need fuel to take off
Fuck off Gavin
>>675382082
kek
nice b8
The treadmills would have to be huge, it's not economically viable.
