You get the chance to fuck one animated character.
Whom do you pick?
>>694836553
your mother in a videogame
it's a toss up between the following:
Penny gadget, or Card captor Sakura, Pippi Longstockings or Rin kokonoe.
yes I know.
>the only good answer
I'm not a weeb or anything, but this smile makes my dick hard as diamonds.
>she ignores every guy
>treats me like a king
>skin tight black suit
>legs for days
fucking perfection.
Thank me later
Go fuck yourself egger
>>694826611
sleep tight nigger
Sleep tight egger
>>694826685
oh shit
>type your birth date into google images
>find the first picture of a car
>this is your vehicle for the zombie apocalypse
well /b/, how fucked are you?
s/fur
shut up retard
I hate it when gusts come over and at least one of them is like a 14-year-old girl.
They always look and smell so good.
Fucking Succubi.
HUNGER GAMES THREAD
You know the drill.
Pinhead Larry
Steven Spielbeg Desu
>>694840334
D'arby
Ronald McSmooth
Gay lions
My cat is an affectionate baby the needs hugs and kisses.
gay fish
rinik I am sadboys right now
help
Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
first
again
I was worried for a second there.
well that was fun
Fascinating
cuck thread
post your girl and others post what theyd do to her
post a response for a response
the longer and more detailed the better
>>694832178
>>694832178
>>694832220
>>694832178
>>694832220
>>694832276
>>694832178
>>694832220
>>694832276
>>694832310
Where my alcoholic bros at!
What are you drinking tonight
The same thing I drink every nighty, Pinky....Skol Vodka.
>>694832330
I'm just smokin bud tonight
>>694832330
resident an alcohol checking in, the usual cheap shit.
>>694832330
Nothing, cause I spent all my money on alcohol and went on a week long bender. Don't get paid till Thursday.
Heroes of /b/, get in here faggots
Steel Bagnolia reporting in.
Powers of:
>Limited field of vision
>The ability to optimize the space within any container
>Recycles
>>694823727
lel
>>694823544
add Abominable Umpire yo.
>>694823544
Master faggot here to watch your back. I can sense other faggot in miles. Other than us of course. (I'm tired so no new photo)
Cringe thread
>>694829085
Holy shit
get ready boys
TRIPS GET GAME. or sexiest voice +447403198398
>>694837182
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198279301127
Rolling
>>694837648
Reroll. OP, it seems like I'm the only one here. Will you be very mad if I keep rerolling without any breaks?
trips get
/anotherpleb
>>694837182
rolll
Sup /b/itches, at exactly 12:30AM, I will run to the circled spot and take a huge shit in the street. Watch it live here:
skylinewebcams dot com slash en slash webcam slash united-states slash new-york slash new-york slash times-square.html
Please record it. OP will deliver.
Sorry for the shitty link, 4chan won't let me post it with the slashes and dots.
troll line: anyone who posts below this line has been cucked by op
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i dont believe you.
bump anyway.
how soon OP?
ylyl thread
You just lost
>>694821188
Thanks, Doc
NAME ONE THING IN BED YOU DO WITH YOUR PARTNER
um...fishing?
Sleep
>>694838069
OH LAWD I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT YOU JUST SAID THAT LAWD LAWD HELP ME
So my fat cunt of a neighbor killed my cat. She shot him with a BB gun while he was laying IN MY BACK, FENCED IN YARD, NOT EVEN FUCKING BOTHERING HER.
I don't know what to fucking do, I tried telling the cops, but they told me to get fucked.
Pic is of my cat bro
just kill her, honestly
>>694827610
Does said neighbor have any animals?
>cat died
>from bebe gun
Unless it was an eyeshot i dont fucking believe it
simple, kill something she loves, cut its head off, leave it on her porch.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>694826664
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Bored claim
Tohsaka Rin claim
>inb4 sample
faces of /b/ thread
bump
r8
>>694818019
Change your fucking hairstyle. You'll go from a 6 to an 8 ez
>>694819384
i actually didn't get a chance to do my hair htat morning. i was late for an MRI and just snagged this at the bus while trying to fix it actually.
this better?