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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove that this is a man, /b/.
Who cares, it's a nigger in it's natural habitat, you cuck fag
>>684164901
*its
FTFY
>>684164736
Kill it with fire
>>684164901
That looks a lot like a white person anon.
>>684165138
You don't have to be black to be a nigger.
new super secret drawthread, last one got really bad. let's try to avoid that
>>684164636
report the spammer and move on
>>684164636
Show me ur pantsu.
>>684164636
cool guy's club
>>684164636
k
taking requests
/r/ loli butts
What's his name again, /b/?
>>684164396
mr. cancer
>>684164396
Stomp-It Steve
Destroy-It Dylan
Repair it Randy
Break it - Brandon
Trips and you get the vid
>>684164629
Fat fuck
check'em
rerollo>>684164959
insta trip
She doesn't want me, /b/;
Lets get a feels thread.
>>684162676
Fuck her
literally just forget about it, don't even feel those fucking feels. It won't matter at all in 2 months.
>>684162869
Welp, its just that it seems a lot of shit happened in one single day, and she turned out to not want it today as well, so yea, bad trip as fuck
>>684163372
Tomorrow is another day.
Think about some other shit.
I'm 5 days clean off heroin, but currently high on cocaine instead. 22 years old.
feels bad man
>>684163999
Welp, shit, I just wanted to see other's problems so I can just let it all seem like just another day
Get better dude
>Life is just a short flick of nothing in a universe.
>You are just a slightly inteligent monkey, standing on a rock rushing through the universe 30 kilometres every second.
>Every day, you can die in a flick of the second due to bilions of different reasons.
>All the feelings; Hapiness, love are just biochemical reactions in your brain. Nothing more. Just dopamine in your fucking brain that could go off any fucking time. You can get the same effect by...
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ITT: we tell our 12yr self a few words
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.
>>684164365
Don't speed up, don't do it harder.
Just keep doing it.
Don't go into that priests office.
>>684164666
Don't ever try meth
Dubs gets tits. Trips gets to see her sucking. Quads gets video of her cumming on a vibrator with dick down her throat.
>>684160431
Roll
Quaaaa
Checkem
>>684160511
Dubs
Hey. Lonely fag here. I'm bored and I can't sleep.
Anyone wants to talk about anything?
>>684157449
sure. what's up? can't sleep myself.
sorry if you're expecting images
here you go
What's on your mind, OP?
>>684157449
>wipe ass with paper towel
>write timestamp on towel
>post results
We'll see if you are a proper pooper.
>>684158339
I'm not expecting anything really.
I haven't left my bed in three days now. Except to get food. It's just getting boring now.
Steam wishes Thread. Post ur wishes down below and the richanons will praise you . Amen . Mine are any CsGoItems or Games. http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sch3ll ack . Go go. Make dem poorfags a better day /b/ros
Can anyone please gift me Black Ops 3 its on sale
/id/KatanaOmnislash
>>684157049
trade link bro?
>>684158074
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=21780783&token=eykqCGaM there you go
Any CS:GO knife you don't want? even the worst works.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=106253393&token=WNO0qG3j
>>684159608
Error 404. Op has his wishes to Come true inb4 m8 ^)
Racist YLYL?
>>684159792
>racism
that's not funny
>>684160216
Shut the fuck up.
>>684160216
You obviously lack a sense of humor.
>>684160497
>>684160373
really niggers
>>684159792
plz tell me some idiot posted this on FB because he thought species and race are the same
Porn webm thread? Got a new PC and i lost my porn folder. Fill me up /b
finest milf
>>684158559
theres 100000 porn threads filling this board daily because of you cunts, lurk moar faggot
always check behind the sofa
>>684158847
Got new pc, lost my entire folder.
How would you rate your life from 1-10 /b/?
And please, be honest with yourself.
>no job
>no gf
>not in any school
>no car
>but my friends are pretty cool
>5/10
About 9/11
>>684159712
>no job (will be working over the summer)
>no gf (have a few girls I'm gonna hit up over the summer)
>full time education (have a full plan for the next 5-7 years)
>have a car
>decent savings
>majority of friends are boring and lazy, but consistent.
>much smaller group of interesting friends
7/10
6/10
the good
>brand new car, no payments
>100k+ a year
>good credit
>hot girlfriend
the bad
>can't seem to stay fit
>can't commit to a routine
>smoke too much
>don't floss
>pretty much only care about material things
>don't keep...
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Sliding up from about a 2. Currently at about a 5. Hopefully about a 7 come 2017.
>>684159712
Where are you based op? I have an opportunity for someone like you.
How often does /b/ get laid?
I'll start
>once a year if I'm lucky.
>>684159533
Bumping my own thread.
>>684160082
This isn't real is it?
I don't have sex outside of committed relationships and I've only ever been in two committed relationships. It's been about 5 or 6 years now. I end up jacking off to a lot of loli
>>684159533
I got laid:
Once in 1993
Nearly in 1994
Once again in 1995
Once again in 2010
>>684160294
No it's not real, but I kek'd at the fact you had to question it.
I'm in a relationship for about 4 years now, all the heat is already gone so we fuck once a month, maybe two times.
But we have a lot of ice cream.
Deutscher nächtlicher Faden!
Das Original!
Langes Wochenende Edition!!!
Nabend Anons!
Die Fragen!
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
Weshalb denkt ihr dass kein Mettchen zu euch passt?
Kritisiert ihr lieber euch selber oder die anderen?
Versucht ihr die Welt immer ein Stück besser zu machen oder ist euch alles egal?
Bonus!!!
Wir haben das Jahr 2016! Wenn ihr Schwänze lutschen wollt dann dürft ihr das! oder lieber doch nicht?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qfbSOHHDfk (embed)
>>684160881
kek!
Soße?
>>684161165
>>684160646
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
mir gehts super nach nen halben kasten bier
Weshalb denkt ihr dass kein Mettchen zu euch passt?
Mettchen?? was willst du mit mett machen? :D
Kritisiert ihr lieber euch selber oder die anderen?
50/50 je nach lust und laune
Versucht ihr die Welt immer ein Stück besser zu machen oder ist euch alles egal?
mir ist alles egal (leider geil)
>>684160646
Muslims.
Post if you know how your cum tastes like
>>684160710
Trick question. Cum can vary in taste.
every time i jizz, usually on my stomach.. wipe up with finger and eat it... then wipe down with a towel from hamper or something
salty
I just came in a DQ chicken strip and ate it
hey /b/ , I was wondering if any rich guy can gift me overwatch, I love this game but i dont have enough money to buy it ... so pls if anyone can gift me this game I ll be very happy
my ID : Zeladd#2551
>>684161652
sent :)
>>684161729
seriously ?
>>684161652
sent ;)
>>684161652
no worry OP will probably go free in a year
Any hope that i could get it as well :3 Crittical#2357
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>684147349
Requests welcome.
>>684160908
Oh okay
So how are ya
Also any grass type
>>684161385
I'm doing well enough. Coming out of a week-long illness, but could be worse.
Any grass type in particular?
drug addicted girls
>>684159349
I get harder looking at that fat loaded gimmick in her teeth than I do looking at her. FML
>>684159748
Well, to be fair, she did piss herself. Sooo... yah
>>684159349
i lived in a trap house for 3 years. that shit is nasty as fuck man. they dont bathe and they share needles even when they swear they dont. sleeping on bathroom floors and having mental breakdowns in the woods every other day. gross as shit
Rollem
Rolling
Checkem
checksum
Was able to spy on my mom getting fucked by her boyfriend through her bedroom window for a good hour. Boner is about to explode now :)
>>684158896
Upload and link it, faggot
Good for you fag
pics or didn't happen
>>684158896
3/10 would not eat bread.
Invest in some cams op much less chance of getting caught and permanent fap material
