Kik sloots bread
frosted_potato
GeekChicNeko
Dumb slut who loves big dicks. No wins from her but wouldn't be too hard probably.
Bumped
Kik bri_hosk
Friends cheating wife
Ask someone who has been working at Wal-Mart for over a decade anything!
>>767518295
How do I steal from Walmart
>>767518540
Just take whatever. The old fucks at the door won't stop you. Just try to keep it under $20.
>>767518842
Cops are at my Walmart
>>767518295
what state are you in?
Apparently /b/ is the smartest board on 4chan, so please tell me what happened to WTC 7 on 9/11.
>>767522452
Larry silverstein said pull it. They pulled it.
>>767522452
There was never a WTC 7 to begin with.
>>767522452
It fell down. Are you retarded OP?
>>767522452
What do you think happened?
Loli bread
Bump
/thread
Sure if you'll contribute too
Tribute thread
back with her
anybody?
>Shadman Thread
i'm walking out the door right now
>>767519463
>SHAD NO
Enough.
Hey /b/
So I havent bought computer speakers for like 15 years. I'm looking to build a system for the first time and I wanted to snag some "decent" speakers. My last set that I bought long ago was the logitech X-530's, got them for like 80 bucks and they werent the best, but damn if they didnt do a decent job at the least.
So I look round for some speakers and the very same set is now at 350 FUCKING DOLLARS ?!?!?! WTF HAPPENED?
https://www.cnet.com/products/logitech-x-530/review/
Its not just these speakers either... like wow wtf a $400 back in the day is now $1400?!
https://www.cnet.com/products/logitech-z-5500/specs/
inb4 get headphones
>>767519616
>LOGitech
>>767520474
what are you implying by capitalizing "LOG"?
that theyre logs?
>>767520662
>LOG
>LOGs
>>767519616
Cerwin Vega xd3, xd4 or xd5 with a xd8
Celeb thread
https://youtu.be/U4GfLW98i9E
Celeb Thread: I'm A Monster And Don't Deserve Any Cutes Edition
oh boy
>>767518579
lel ur too much
>>767518171
>>767509929
New FB/IG fap thread
yummy rapemeat
ITT others guess how she handles cock down her throat: gags , chokes and turns red, cries, freezes , takes it like a pro
>>767520513
gags/handles it like a pro. for sure
what about her?
>>767522306
gets embarrassed, gives boring head while blushing and laughing
If /b/ can successfully count to 7 in consecutive posts, I will actually become the literal omnipotent god of our universe. When this happens, I will make whoever gets trips in the thread’s words into universal law.
Count if you dare.
3
7
Post your Argentinian Girls! Amateur is a Bonus!
>>767517949
Yeahh Ex Gfs!??
>>767518026
Where is it?
Shitty trash girls GFO boy!
Indiana wins 765
>>767511449
Where’s this from let’s talk about it ?
765 hoe now lives in noblesville
Kyfag here. You can't win in indiana.
am I small? will I never be able to please a proper women? I'm 19 btw
Wow.. you even have to shove it into your skin to get that much.
>>767515851
>3.5 inches
yikes dude. small as fuck.
>>767515956
Standard measurements is from the pelvic bone
>>767516073
Bruh are you retarded?
Story time bois, need /b help (reposted cuz original got archived)
>be me
>18 years old
>have best friend for 8 years let’s call him peter
>really close with him
>always hangout, we’re like brothers
>he has a sister let’s call her Phoebe
>5 years older than us
>smokeshow.jpg
>always had a crush on Phoebe
>awkward around her ever since I was 11
>don’t really talk unless I’m over her house
>light convos
>I can tell she’s been starting to look at me in that way
>says if I need a prom date, hit her up
>peters parents leave for vacation one weekend
>peter goes to work that day and I stay at his house while he’s not there
>no one else home besides me and phoebe
>at desk when I hear a knock
>ohshit.jpg
>it’s phoebe
>she invites me to come smoke in her room (we’re both heavy weed smokers)
>follow her down
>sit on floor like an idiot
>she’s wearing crop top and booty shorts
>mygod.png
>start blazing
>she starts asking about my gf( who’s now my ex)
>tell her the relationship is not going well
>gives me advice
>sweating buckets
>went back to friends room to get more weed
>came back
>she’s laying in a seductive position
>ohlord
>sat there for a bit watching The Office lel
>was so nervous I lied and said I had to go to the bathroom
>she def could tell I was
>she says “do what you have to do” with a heavy sigh
>leave
>nothing happened since and it was a month ago
>also two weeks later me and Peter were smoking and he said if I would ever fuck phoebe and i said yea he was cool with it.
>>767510777
this will be one of the biggest regrets of your life OP.
>>767510777
So fuck her.
/thread.
>>767511106
agreed.
learn from this lesson OP
>>767511271
so i have no other chance? not even if i smoke with her again?
>Wake up early its 4pm
>Dont smell tendies in the air.
>I waddle to my door around the piss bottles.
>Start slamming my head into the wall and screaming TENDIES TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>Slut bitch Mommy slowly opens the door to my lair
>With tears in her eyes she slides in my tendies and juice-box.
>I tell her iCarly is on later so she better prepare the highest luxary goodboypoints can buy
>I make my way back to my bed exhausted from my journey across the room and back i rest
>my diaper seems almost full ill need a change before the big event later
>pondering what is going to happen in tonights episode i drift into slumber my little pony playing in the background
>I am awoken to mommy cleaning my piss jars up i tell her i need a diaper change aswell she nods with a look of disgust on her face
>Soon iCarly will be on the grand event
>The theme songs starts playing i scream at mommy to hurry or ill murder her and feed her to our dog buttersnout
>Mommy enters my room she is dressed in appropriate apperal plaid shorts converss sneekers and a hoodie her hair dyed the perfect shade of blonde.
>Now my Good boy favorite boy reward rivaled only by tendies and juice boxes begins
>I wait for a scene with sam in it my favorite iCarly character she is the best i then have mommy do her special service to me and pretend its sam
>i came five times tonight it was the best i finish by blowing on sams i mean mommy butt and tell that dirty slut to go make me SOME FUCKING TENDIES
>she starts walking away when a sight i never witnessed before appears before my eyes SAM IN A BIKINI JUST SHOWED ON AIR OMG
>With a speed of achilles i move like a lion and grab mommy before she makes it out of my lair
>I throw her on my computer desk and did adult things too her more then i ever thought i could
>when im finally finished mommy isnt moving
>iCarly is over i lay down and start watching adventure time
>covered in my special sauce mommy starts crying
>i tell her GO GET ME FUCKING TENDIES
What the fuck did I just read? Do you fap to this and what us icarly
Another chapter in the Neet Chronicles, if you would be so kind, OP.
>enjoying some pizza rolls while masturbating to iCarly
>bitch mom knocks and tells me to clean my room and get rid of my shit jug
>start faking pain "Oww! I gots me a booboo!" While sneaking up behind the door
> when she comes in I knock her purse out of her hands and take a big fat shit in it
>"Now take me to Wendy's to get some tendies or I'll fucking kill myself."
> she complies, weeping
> we get there and they have Frozen toys
> I specifically ask for an Elsa toy so I can spunk on it and let it get crusty
> normie BITCH gave me a FUCKING OLAF fucking NORMALFAG I can't believe what my eyes are SEEING right now GODDAMMIT
>see little girl who has the Elsa
>"Trade?"
>she seems scared
> whatever I need it more than her so I rip it out of her hands
> she starts crying and her Chad looking father comes running after me
>"Mom, can you fucking hurry? I'm going to miss Yo Gabba Gabba you slut."
> we get in the car, mom seems on the verge of tears
>"You must realize this was your fault for having me. I don't owe you shit. Your sick pleasure fucking Chad' s dick to have me should be enough reward."
Normies just don't get it
>>767515059
>> I specifically ask for an Elsa toy so I can spunk on it and let it get crusty
Lost
Texas Fb/ig/wins thread
https://temporarily.exposed/image/10ec0168-2f7
Bump.
Let’s play
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Is anyone here old enough to remember 9/11? Was it as funny as it seems?
>>767513843
I liked the part where I was like "gimme a blueberry slurpee" and Sanjay was all like "it's 35 cents cheaper if you also buy the nachos"
>>767513843
Underage b&
>>767513843
lost
>>767513843
It was a different time, the nuclear war fear dropped and everyone turned into a pussy for a while. Then BOOM safety blanket disappeared and everything got back to the way it was but instead of commies now it's muzzies
What was this guy's catchphrase again?
>>767517130
“woogie boogie nigger!”
>>767517130
"I'm on a show that only retarded faggots like."
wubaluba-something idunno
>>767517130
PIIICKKLE RIIIIICK
