you fucks still awake?
I'll start with a weak one since I'm not so bad guy:
>be me, camping outside where our camp is at
>leave the campsite where we are camped to take a pee
>take a pee at a tree
>massive cricket inches from my slipman sitting on the bark of the tree i am peeing on
>take out big knife and cut it in half
>force out a little more pee to hit it but i miss
>really unsatisfying
>go back and enjoy camping the rest of the weekend at the campsite we were at
>>713574086
can you really not top me for this story tonight??
>>713574086
edgelord
I once fantasized about kidnapping a young attractive, healthy model/cam girl, then keeping her in a locked room with a tv and no human contact. Her diet would only be crappy junk food so she gets fat and unhealthy. The lack of human interaction would affect her mentally. Once many years have passed, she is older, fat, sick and ugly, i'll release her into society and see what she makes of herself when she loses the one thing she relied on, being young and attractive. Sick, I know.
Music feels thread. Shit that tugs at your heart strings and has a generally melancholy vibe like pic related
RIP
Fucking love either/or
>>713572897
Paxi - Fixi
American Football - American Football
rekt thread!
furry fags
>>713574753
We are garbage pale kids
>>713574673
>not into furry
>question_self.jpg
Lets get creepier. >>713538443 CONTD
Friends you'd fuck
What would you do?
>>713576442
damn she's sexy
Pics you aren't supposed to share
Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt4
Heres a pretty open secret. You weren't expecting me to rise to the occasion with this living alone stuff did you
>>713572139
moms friend fongered me in the bakc of my moms car
>>713572236
>rise to the occasion
No dick jokes
I am the 4chan killer and I killed question guy but someone keeps postings these shitty confessions thread and they will die next.
Drawthread
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>713572333
I think I'm done for now
give me requests and who knows i might just draw it
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713554132
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mX_9ths7t4
Alice2 claimed.
THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE WAIFU
ALL OTHER WAIFUS ARE FALSE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
will I be a rock star?
>>713562099
fuck yes
Will I ever get laid on tinder
>>713562645
Sorry Bro, tinder ain't your thing
>>713562809
Will I fuck that hot turkish chick I've been trying to tune?
Canada thread!
604 here, any cuties looking for a quick hook-up tonight?
>>713560846
Hello fellow 604 anon
there's already a thread, wait your turn faggot
>>713561448
this is not a nudes thread
>>713560846
you still here op? what clubs u hittin lately
butts
>>713572449
Well it's currently one more that this anon.>>713572133
>>713572357
I should be back at work by then. Did i ask if you are going away for your holidays?
whats your eye colour, /b/?
>soulless T50 chink robot here
>>713565719
D30
A10
Between A17 and A40, I think..
>>713565719
no idea. at least not brown (non nigger)
New bikini thread (pickup where we left off?)
ITT: we talk about things that are so easy we shouldn't have fucked up, but did anyways
>be me 30 minutes ago
>hungry as fuck
>reach into drawer and pull out ramen noodles
>talking to roommate as I'm doing this
>put ramen in bowl and break it up
>go full autism and put in microwave without water
>close door microwave on high 3 minutes
>while waiting for the microwave start to smell something
>"the fuck is that, it smells like shit"
>"i don't know anon, could be something out the window"
>ignore it and continue waiting
>microwave dings
>open microwave
>gaze at my retardation as I just have dry burnt ramen in the microwave
>Kitchen still smells like shit, I fucked up perfectly good ramen
Never let my autismo ass in the kitchen ever again
I did the exact same thing with cup ramen at my friend's house years ago. You're not alone in your autistic troubles.
Also The Game.
Saying I love you to my parents before they died.
Making cereal with water instead of milk
>>713551155
fucking hell.
Why in the fuck no YLYL?
Continuation from >>713545643
68th trimester abortion inc
>>713563150
quadmester tbh
Cummies on my tummy
Welcome friends
Who's really the best band in music history and why is it radiohead?
>>713566038
>band
>radiohead
Kek.
>>713566038
D-12 is best band
>music
>radio head
pick one faggot
When it comes to music, /b/ has the shittiest fucking taste, it's so ridiculous.
Active Army guy here. Medic. Married a Army girl (Medic too) and she's recently got out. Some guys recently transfer to our Post from another Post where she was before I knew her. Learned she was a huge slut there and they even gangbanged her with a bunch of other guys. Yeah the Army is like that sometimes.
Now I'm wondering if she's still a slut? Do you stop being one? Should I encourage her to still be one but not sure I could handle that. Thoughts? Pic related.
>>713555190
>Do you stop being one?
no, give it sometime and your gonna get cucked
>>713555190
Once a slut, always a slut. I mean look at the fucking roast beef in your picture. Don't settle for a cheap gangbang whore.
>>713555190
Have you confronted her about it?
I mean, is there a chance the rumors aren't true?
>Do you stop being one?
Some do, some don't. It comes down to 2 things.
1. Do you think there will never, ever, possibly be a chance she would ever do it again?
>anything other than 'absolutely not, she's totally loyal'
Leave her, or refer to option 2.
2. Do you want to be a cuck?
>anything other than 'yes, I like my penus wenus being second bestus'
Leave her, or refer to option 1.
Loli Level 4
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