Fluffy Thread
Tiny horse time
“Casey the Pillowfluff”
By Hillary Rodham Clinton
“PWEEZ! FWUFFY AM GUD FWUFFY! PWEEZ BE NYU MUMMAH?”
They’re all vying for my attention
At least 15 full grown fluffies bounce about in a small playpen at the local FluffMart
I ignore the shit colored fluffies and the males, I want something that’ll shit out more quality stress balls
The biggest one hops on its hind legs, using other fluffies as support
She’s a cream colored fatass with striking scarlet neck/tail fluff
“AM CASEY! AM BESTEST FWUFFY WIF PWETTIEST COWORS, CAN DO BESTEST DANCIE DANCE AND AM BESTEST AT EATING SKETTIS! YAY SKETTIS! *sings* SKETTIS SKETTIS CASEY WUV SKETTIS PWEEZ GIBS CASEY SKETTIS!”
Holy shit it’s so annoying, it’s perfect.
“Ok Casey, I’ll be your new mommy.” I say, Casey’s eyes light up
“EEEEEE! THANKIES CASEY WUV NYU MUMMAH!”
I pick up Casey, she coos and nuzzles her face against me as I push my cart towards the register
Now, ever since fluffies became popular I’ve used them as stress balls
I mean, nothing gruesome, just the occasionally kick or stomp of a feral
But lately I’ve just had… a craving… to hurt these things
Yeah yeah that sounds psycho n shit but nowadays hurting fluffies is just natural
It’s almost less taboo than masturbating at this point
I found myself purposely seeking out feral fluffies to stomp them out, squeeze the life out of them, or just wreck their shit
I don’t know why, just made me feel… tingly I guess
Anyways it was getting freaky searching alleyways for ferals, so I’ve decided to just start buying fluffies at the local FluffyMart
Each fluffy I buy lasts just a little longer than the last one
First I bought them to torture them immediately, but now I find it more fulfilling to try to raise them properly and watching the chaos ensue
These things are so stupid yet loving that it’s endearingly entertaining to watch them fuck up and die
But Casey is gonna be different
She’s going to be my first pillowfluff
bump, now performing CPR on this thread.
Anyone got requests?
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SCORING:
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>Dubs = 2 squares
>"00" = 3 squares
>Trips = 6 squares
>Quads = Auto-win
TOTAL WINS:
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>Trump = 0
>Bush = 0
>Paul = 0
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-OP
Troomp
ITT: You post the girl you lost your virginity to
>>704337471
She looks like a lesbian. Are you sure?
>>704337471
I don't have her picture, but she had the nickname "Hairy Claire". And, uh, I've now got a hairy woman fetish.
>>704337471
FUUUUUUUCK NO.
gay booty
okay
so apparently it's penis time tomorrow.
>>704345623
Do tell
>>704345623
>>704345674
i would also like to know
H/fur thread
I love herm cock
Anyone got herm on female?
lurkin'
What are your thoughts on plastic surgery/body enhancement?
I used to think it was full on retarded but I've changed my view since it seems like it's getting pretty convincing now.
Any femanons ever get anything done or would you?
>>704330727
Probably for correcting disfigurements and the like. And beyond overly-saggy breasts, it seems a tad masturbatory.
>>704330955
I know a girl getting a nose job and she doesn't need it at all. There's nothing wrong with her nose. If she wanted to get her lips bigger or something I wouldn't think it was weird even if it's just masturbatory.
Of all the things, I think noses are the one you don't want to fuck with.
>>704331420
Yeah especially considering noses still grow so you'll have to get procedures once it starts shifting or some shit.
>>704330727
consider I will never actually touch that woman, I prefer the right to the left to look at and enjoy.
Pokemon box 6.
Previous thread:
>>704347377
Requests welcome.
lurking
Requesting any gifs
Drawthread
I Refuse to Believe Rain is a Guy Edition
f you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
Still requesting this God tier waifu who isn't a shit from anyone who will draw her
new rekt last one 404'd
>>704343479
Story?
>>704343479
well thats enough internet for the night.
Can someone post that stoic African dude getting his penis shaved like a fucking carrot? Just looking into the sky like "whatever"
I need a snek thread
http://slither.io
Going to a Trump rally in south Florida on Monday, trips decide what I yell when it goes quiet. Will be broadcast on TV.
bump this gonna be good.
"I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS!"
>>704346678
pls yell
"Pepe For President, Niggers For Slavery"
ANYONE WANT TO SEE MY "MY LITTLE PONY" OC OF TRUMP?
COME ONE GUYS! MY LITTLE PONY.
MY LITTLE PONY AAAAAAAHHAHHHHA
For cringe.
Or
I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER WITH THIS BBC CRACKER ASS NIGGA
make America great again
FB Fap thread
>>704348532
>>704348759
>>704348813
their tits look great
this is the ultimate internet vault
whatever picture you post will live forever as I will download each an every picture from this thread and never delete them
other anons can do the same thing
What's your fetish /b/?
Ordinary girls being corrupted into prostitutes.
>>704336772
children
Super hairy chicks
>>704337084
Explain. Like, how do you get your fulfilment from it? Not mentally, just actually. Do you read stories or are you somehow involved in pimping?
Would you take the chance?
>>704341045
spinnit to winnit
rollerino
rolling
>>704341045
will deliver
No r34 thread? Wtf
>R34 thread
Requests?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704342845
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>704347413
Pretty much, a warframe is just a set of armor with skills. There's other play styles like offense and crowd control, even a bit of sniping and buffing action.
>Meanwhile in Rim World.
>Hear hand grenade explosions
>Get a bit spooked
>Remember that Hitt hunts with fucking hand grenades.
>>704348082
True, but I balance it out with a lot of fruit and veggies and good stuff.
Calamity-masu'd
Threads are lively now
>>704348458
nyet.
what is /b/ drinking?
>>704340429
Miller light since 1:30 cdt thinkin boy drunk drivin to let's have a hamburger and more Miller light
>>704341194
pic me desu
Becherovka
Tastes like a sad christmas eve. But thats all I have.
Not a New Hunger Game. Continuation.
Host Kazugeta here, is this okay?
>>704346815
>that Laura name
Bruh.
Thank you!
>>704346938
Much better m8
Pokemon box 5.
Previous thread:
>>704340343
Requests welcome.
requesting paizuri from any pokemon
Requesting pics involving toys
>>704347482
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