About to smoke my first joint
Anybody want to share first time experiences?
Also general stoner thread
>>681533403
first time I got scared to the point of almost stabbing my hand with a kitchen knife I was tripping the hell up
actually just got my girlfriend high for the 2nd time ever a few hours ago.
smoked some pinapple express and blue dreams not sure if its a name for the mixture or not we just took two bags of that and put it into one joint lol. tasted good. a mild sweet.
anyway, um try not to get paranoid. like chill, don't worry about anything. seriously, if you think to much about how your feeling on the first time you'll get scared. you'll think your having a heart attack and in your mind, your chest will hurt and you'll get even more scared.
but, just go with the flow. get some nice tunes, i like michael jackson while high, and some candy or chips or ice cream or snapple or some shit. expect your music to create body vibrations and give you actually orgasms. and expect yogurt to be the best in the world.
that's all! happy first time anon.
The first time I smoked It was a joint and I only smoked half and that's the highest I've ever been and I'm almost a daily smoker. Prepare to have your mind blasted
>>681533403
First experience, around 13yo
> Alpha of the group get weed
> All sit in a circle in a park while he rolls (horrible) fat joints
> The joints turn around for 5 minutes
> Security of the park arrives
> Everybody runs away leaving the joints behind
> Come home, paranoid as fuck, is my mom gonna notice ?! I am going to go skizo ? How big are my eyes ?
> Nop nothing happened
Thanks for reminding me of that, enjoy
Just got out of prison. Did 4 years. Shit sucked. Got lots of stories.
>be me. Stole neighbors mustang GT cuz he's a dick.
>mad burnouts. Blow tire. Leave it in the middle of the street.
>realize how easy it is to steal cars.
>me and brother decide to boost high end cars and profit.
>have brother go into dealership like Porsche or Ferrari and ask to test drive the one in going to take.
>when he finds out where the keys are he leaves.
>I go back a week or two later.
>smash window to building.
>find and take all the keys.
>find out what one is for the car I want.
>take that shit to my brothers metal Morton building giant garage thing.
> we take the whole car apart.
>set frame or anything with vin numbers on the side of the street beer a police station.
>dealership collects on insurance.
>police find frame.
>it gets sold in the police auction.
>I buy it for whatever I have to spend. Sometimes as low as $300 and most I ever had to spend was $2,800.
>now own frame with vin numbers.
>get registration showing I own it since I bought it legally.
>put car back together.
>just got a brand new expensive ass sports car for $300 bucks.
>hot rod that shit around for a month or two.
>sell it.
>repeat the process.
>livin high on the hog.
>new lambo aventador sitting pretty.
>have assloads of cash at home. Don't need to steal anymore. But I want to.
>it's a setup. Get fucking caught. Search my home. Take my money and get evidence supporting 9 counts of grand theft. Get pinned with 6 counts.
>go to prison.
>sucks.
>just got out a month ago. Well 38 days ago.
I missed you motherfuckers. Anyone else do time?
>>681535177
Dubs chakt
Just wanted to say you're a worthless fucking degenerate, and post pic with timestamp and supposed expensive car.
must be an indiot not to get suspended sentence and probation
is your iq like 75?
>>681535177
>>681535299
Double dubs by me in less than 30 seconds nice.
And we're back for round 2...
>>681549186
...bumping...
>>681549535
>>681549186
bumping for yuri
Feels good men ;^)
Where's da ketchup?
>>681537366
Does your gf/bf enjoy your salty, bitter cum?
> implying he has a gf/bf
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD #3:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
Cock her up
would love to see her cocked if anyone is feeling kind enough
This please.
R34 continue
another story
fat white asses anyone?
Go on...
>>681540585
Bump? Actually that's tons of BUMPS all over her nasty ass!
so im hanging myself tonight /b/, where should i stream so it wont be taken down ? so you all can save it and zozzle about it
a jungle?
idfk
>>681544391
Ok anyone knows a free streaming platforn?
If this anon is going to an hero live i wanna see it
Please, please, please go through with it
hanging death is lame as fuck, incinerate yourself with a few hundred firecrackers and several gasoline and propane canisters.
Stay the fuck out of my thread.
I kill ur thread
>>681542296
>>681542573
hey, whats going on over here
>>681542296
I don't fuckin fink so m9
Rate thread! Lets do this
do you have super hearing?
>>681546373
Sometimes i think i am going to get taken down by the cia due to picking up secret satellite messages.
>>681546537
well, fun chat im going to bed have college soon good luck with your ratings
Pictureswap.org thread
i got the cancor
Waifu Claiming Thread
>Maximum Overshit edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Claim others 2D waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Be confused
Most importantly: Have fun!
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCxv2daOwjQ
Going in to full lurk mode.
See you on the other side.
Nude Game.
-Post a clothed pic of your girl with a number.
-anons make requests...(we get it by now)
Dubs=2 pics
Trips=3 pics
Quads=dump.
(7)
>>681544092
Ass now
>>681544092
Tits showing
>>681544092
Full nude
clothes off for a 7
New R34 thread
Old one reached limit
Starting with Wii
continuing
>>681548827
Bump and more
Doctors of /b/ I call upon your assistance.
Met a girl at the bar last night, boinked her brains out and my fumbles didn't use a condom, wake up this morning and this is on my dick. Help please.. I'm panicking.
you are fucked
its chickenpox. dont fuck chickens. try quicksilver.
>>681534277
Legit aids. Not even kidding. Sorry /b/ro
its a terrible dick anyway what are you worried about
Why do you support trump?
Other than his social policies, his economic policies are so broken they would lead to world economic crisis, he cant even explain how he will be able to accomplish anything, and he has absolutely no political experience, nor any idea how the system works.
So why are you people voting for him?
>>681543409
Because they either hate Muslims/Mexicans or love "trolling"
And let's be honest. If they're autistic enough to be legitimately racist, do you think they care about economic policy?
>>681543409
>his economic policies are so broken they would lead to world economic crisis
No they're not
Because he is a celebrity and we are obsessed with celebrity culture here. So much that we would elect one president.
>>681543687
What's wrong with being legitimately racist? There are differences between the races, and if there are differences, then one race has to be better the others.
All kind of fur here!
Dont forget to wish good luck !
>>681528317
Spidey thread you know what to do
>>681534983
Kill yourself
Old thread >>681526703
Pics you weren't supposed to share part 6
Post your OC or post other anons content from other threads to continue.
>>681540560
bump
>>681540560
i remember her vids being post
will you please repost?
>>681540678
There was an album at one time as well
True to the Legion!
i always get something dumb
rolo
>>681543046
rolling
>>681543046
roll
does anyone have that shop of Mark Zuckerburg in Tiananmen square? also rule 34 thread
