Bored. Trips decides what I shove up my dick. Be reasonable please, and I'll deliver. I've done a screwdriver before here, and I'm willing to do that one again
>>705550127
q-tip.
Tooth Pick
Pic of screwdriver in cockhole for proof.
a straw
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705544397
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Hello everyone
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>705550854 (Felix)
At least it wasn't something serious right?
>>705551027 (Tomoko)
>>705550718
>>705551122 (England)
To be serious, I almost husbandoed Russia before I watched Upotte.
pics you shouldn't share cont. I'll start
hey there
Op's ex gf
>>705546756
o
gf
Fb fap
uuuuuuuuuuuuh sure why not. yall like short, mouse-y types?
pics you saved from other anons and need moar of
need moar
A man gets dubs
A man checked.
Valar Morghulis
>>705545400
Checked
H-hello Anonymous!
Care f-for some tea and p-psychology help?
First? Maybe?
Are there going to be biscuits?
>>705548267
inb4 penis
>>705548391
First in on an Alice thread, aw yiss~ <4
Official Trap/Sissy/Mental Illness thread
What makes it official?
>>705535113
I agree why is this official
>>705534788
chek'd for CC Santini.
Also, why is this official?
>>705535517
>>705535292
>>705535113
Because fuck you that's why
Futa thread? Its been a while.
>>705539891
This is fucking gay
Go do like a windchime dumb nigger
OP here, more like this if youve got it
guten tag b
rolling
NEIN
>>705545167
rollieren
Roll
What the fuck /b/? No Loli thread??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rFhR_ypmBE
>>705543887
thanks for the bump spidey you can gonow
who cares about loli when I have dubs
Pics you want spread around
Bump
REP;Y TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
:^ )
>>705548630
Thanks
>>705548630
I'm desperate OP. Please deliver
>>705548630
PLZ i need it
let's have a celeb thread
>>705544525
looks like a hot pornstar
Retarded family members thread, be it literally or not, share your stories
>have lilbro
>lilbro was 2random4u all his life and spouted stupid shit
>believed he could judge how cool people are by their hairstyle
>one day decided he would style his curly ginger hair like pic related
>all so he can be a cool kid
>my mother decides to encourage his delusions
>I point out it is an awful idea, get told off
>ends up with twisted spikes that resembled hellraiser (they *had* to be equally spaced out)
>obviously it didn't work
>mother calls the school and asks the teachers to tell students not to bully him
>did it work? like fuck did it
>everyone bullied lilbro for looking stupid
>someone clouted him and fucked up his hair
>had to be taken out of school for the day
>spiky hair is never tried again
>thought he needed a catch phrase
>everything had to rhyme, because 10yo logic
>funny bunny, lucky ducky, didn't have to be relevant, he would just blurt it out
>if he was upset he would shout "BLOBBY"
>I tell him to stop being retarded
>parents tell me off
>lilbro goes to school, gets bullied
>gets nicknamed "knobby"
>lilbro goes to senior school (age 11+)
>he gets lunch money as the school had a cafeteria
>his bright idea for making friends is to buy other people's food from them
>even half eaten food, at the price he could get an uneaten one for
>basically trying to buy friends, but he just gets food people have spat on etc
>lilbro decided he'd be cool if he had something everyone else didn't
>the PSP wasn't out yet, but it was in Japan
>parents pay through the nose to import a PSP
>lilbro takes it to school
>someone he'd never met asked to borrow it for a day
>never returned it
>lilbro lied about having his PSP for months, to the extent he'd say he was going to play it in his room
>dad was upset because he worked overtime to afford it
I have more about lilbro if anyone wants more, he is in his early 20's now, there's a lot more to share.
>>705539174
Please.
>>705539174
How you doing knobby ?
>>705539174
Your bro sounds autistic.
Ofc we want more.
Sure op more
What the fuck happened to 4chan? I've been on here sine 07-08 and this current group of anons are the most unimaginative, dumbest, most cowardly lot of pussies ever. Also all of you use the same tired, fucking speak now which was never clever/funny/shocking
CUCK
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED
WHAT WHAT HE TRYING TO SAY?
KINO
HOW DID IT GO WRONG?
Fucking fucking fuck you fucking repetitive, goddamned faggot pussies. None of you have any fucking balls anymore and you aren't even remotely clever still. Please kill your collective lot.
bump
The new generations of mutated 9gag/funnyjunk/youtube faggots is cancering up the place
The site died many years ago... most of us moved .. some still lurk.
>>705540166
I concur, OP.
stfu you cuck lord
Hunger Games: Spy edition
first 35 are in!
SPELL ICUP NIGGA
>>705542748
Shia LaBeouf
Prof. Zoom
Borat with a gun
/b/ ELECTION GAME
Trump wins in Kansas!
REMAINING EVs: 461
>Trump EVs needed to clinch: 233
>Sanders EVs needed to clinch: 243
>Paul EVs needed to clinch: 270
>Supreme EVs needed to clinch: 257
======ROLLING FOR IOWA======
No candidates not part of the 4 listed here (Sanders/Trump/Paul/Supreme), Sorry Clinton, maybe next time.
A candidate not in the 4 IS allowed to replace the candidate with the lowest amount of EVs if they roll quads or higher.
If the a candidate cannot clinch and the election goes to the house, the candidate with the lowest amount of EVs will be eliminated and trips decides the winner.
No rolling for states that are not the state in this post, if a reply to the current state they will count towards the current state.
Rolls will only count if they are for the current state or a reply to a reply to the current state.
Dubs or higher wins the state for a candidate.
You can roll as many times as you want.
>>705542771
Deez Nuts
>>705542771
VERMIN
>>705542771
Ron Paul
>>705542771
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705535315
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Calamity-masu'd
In and out
>>705544338
I rarely truly lose things, I just lose track of where they are. When you never leave your room it is easy to not lose things permanently.
Still lurking.
i cant handle feels in animu
i never wanted this
Drawthread
If you're taking requests:
Draw your favorite Pokémon getting it's ass kicked by a Togekiss
Please and thank you. God bless
hullo
gib requests
Requesting something of this.
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