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Ok /b/, this faggot is an old friend of mine and has been fucking my girlfriend behind my back (will break up with her soon) so I downloaded a free texting app and want to fuck with him.
Something that will make him feel guilty, but dubs is dubs and I'll deliver whatever. Nothing that will get me arrested, faggots.
I think i'm HIV positive...
>>682495792
My girl sucked your dick, so now its my turn
>>682495950
Roll
Get him to send a dick and face pic and post it on social media
>>682495792
I forgot to mention even though it should be pretty obvious, im pretending to be my gf
What will you make /b/ros?
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate _my_life.html
Self bump
Bamp again
Fuck my life
>>682486593
Fuck, how'd you get like that anon?
Anyone up for some revolution come to sweden and take your best and finest guns take some friends too. The activity for you are forcing some unwelcome from the country. (The unwelcome are people are from a country that everyone hates and are Killing peoples from US and other countries and having a fucking retard religion) Welcome and have fun let the hunt begin.
>>682466501
*some unwelcome people*
Islam is state religion in Sweden, so kicking christcucks is easier. I'm in.
>>682466501
Gimme some money to get there and we'll be ridin bikes hitting cucks with steel pipes
>>682466856
islam is NOT a fucking state religion in sweden
>>682467098
You get payed for every muslim body on the street.
you probably won't though, what a faggot.
>>682488944
i do anyways.. lul
please no
>>682489213
thank fuck
>>682488944
Won't happen anyway
Continuing my convo
>>682491389
Aight starting its own thread now>>682491552
Here we are
>>682491671
Update the texts and post the picture of her again so everyone knows where we left off
What now /b/? I enjoy fucking around with this bitch
I'm a stupid lying faggot that tries too hard. Sorry
Pic of bitch
Waifu claiming thread.
>Fetish Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>tell us your fantasies
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>show your legs to Yume
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura
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Dio-sama...
>>682492698
>fetish edition
!!!!! w-what?!
>>682492505
i like it!!! i just hate being in it.....well nevermind, it's the class i hated lol
>c-can i be something less....pimpish....
Went to the record store and bought myself a few Requiems. The owner asked if I was buying them for someone that had died, I responded that they were for me.
smart move ditching the lard whales.
alright i think i understand. You have made some good points. You'd focus more on a romantic relationship instead?
Hey
Help me /b/
>>682479715
She ain't interested
>>682479814
I know....
>>682479814
>>682479715
To be honest op just send her a dick pic shit can't get any worse.
>>682479715
ask her about her day
>>682480544
The dubs have spoken. Release the testicles!
GET THREAD GET IN HERE NIGGERS
>>682488587
check'em
Fuck no this thread is gonna fail, previous one was fucking crazy
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO THE OTHER THREAD
DID SOMEONE SCREEN CAP?
this is the worst fucking thread
Last thread >>682466131 404'd. I'm recreating it for the sake of keeping the convo alive.
"Hello fellow fuckfaces.
I have a pretty interesting question for all of you out there.
I'm a 300 pound nineteen year old fucker who does her best to eat healthy (low carbs, high protein without eating red meat, heck I barely eat meat as is) and healthy fats like avacado.
I don't exercise much (is that even a surprise) but I do eat healthy.
I'll skip right to the question, am I a rare instance
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My infant-esque-flexibility
doing some weeb pose idfk
>>682477487
Can you sniff your feet please? I have a fetish for that
Like this
and here u can see my hairy cooter oh boi
>>682477576
This thread isn't for that purpose mi boi it is for getting advice on how to lose weight faster and also opinions on my body as is.
I should also dump things I didn't state in OP here as well so I'll do that in another post.
Let's start Zootopia thread, /b/.
If you know what I mean.
>>682481126
No...no go away. no more judy shit.
>>682481126
>>682481126
No.
>>682481126
This is you, OP. Fucking piece of shit...
>>682481126
It's the new zoo review, coming right at you!
i'm bored
dubs decides
no face
NO rerolling
>>682491079
tits or gtfo obviously
Sharpie in pooper
bored again???? you obviously want a sharpie in the pooper
ya sharpie in pooper
I mean a sharpie in ur pooper would be great
Post Whatever the Fuck You Want
my kind of thread
>>682484563
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights...
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What is your opinion on white girls fucking black guys?
>>682473106
who gives a fuck
>>682473366
/thread
>>682473366
this is what i think every time when i see one of these threads
>>682473106
Bestiality, niggers are apelike and shall not mingle with humans.
>>682473106
A small sacrifice to keep the AIDS epidemic raging through the nigger community
Loli bread faggots
Bump
Post lucchini
Hello, /b/, I am Satan. I am here for a short while, so feel free to ask me anything
A/s/L ?
>>682479003
Samael/Immortal/Las Vegas
Hows hitler
>>682478852
What's it like being me?
>>682478852
so what part of hell am i getting sent to
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Hitler was ok tbh
Shinoa
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>>682483095
>
>Claiming Shizuru
>>682485007
awww, it will be fine Yuuko!
I'm sure you're more eager to get to your dreams than I am. You can do college!
Submarine Operation: Sen Toku
I hope you've studied your Submarine warfare doctrine, because you're the commander of the brand new Sen Toku I-400 class Submarine, name boat of the class, I-400.
You will be headed to the Atlantic Ocean to meet a German U-boat, U-530, and exchange vital technologies and supplies.
This mission will help improve German-Japanese relations by making a good impression on Submarine operation skills.
You start off loaded with enough torpedoes to wreck any force you can bear your tubes on, and enough fuel capacity and...
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> Neptune claimed!
Akiko claim
GATHER AROUND Y'ALL
It's time for another one of Akiko's kitchen adventures
>be me just now
>hungry as fuck
>decide to make some chicken legs in the oven
>perpare chicken, preheat oven
>time to spice it up
>extremely common stuff like salt and sugar are shared, other spices are not
>get salt from communal stash
...
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Sup faggots,im the fag from the last /b/ makes a hearthstone card thread. Same as last time.
7 decides name.
Poopy butthole flaps
Donald shroomp
moot
Sasha Grey
Roody poo
Ylyl
>>682480879
here you go
Kek
if you roll dubs, you have to send it to someone who you know and say, "look, someone stole the toiletseat"
Kys
fuck dubs, doing it anyways
>>682478173
our hero
Rollarino
>>682478255
Winrar Winrar, Chickendinrar
![helene-fischer_gallery_normal-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qHVpF0q.jpg "helene-fischer_gallery_normal-1[1].jpg")
deutsch faden jetzt hier go
>>682476648
komisches OP bild
>>682476648
Hau ab du Opfer
Für Björn T. Högge
(und Götz Kubitschek)
>>682476746
macht dreifuffzig
>>682476803
war zuerst hier, schatzi.
FRAGEN HEUTE
wie gehts?
wo seht ihr euch in 5 jahren?
warum seid ihr single?
wie habt ihr nach 4chan gefunden?
