This is now Reddit.
Alright
>>675203507
Alright
Okie dokie
>>675203901
Alright
Hey /b/
You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)
Send their Kiks to mine (name: rulesapply) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.
>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.
>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.
>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.
>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.
>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.
>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.
>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.
>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.
>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.
Bumping with some old OC of mine.
1/13
This is a good set, great ending.
>send names to rulesapply
>>675201622
Bumping cuz i want moar
Aly333
>>675201949
He only posts the same shit every time.
post funny shit.
bonus for funny filenames
hey /b, what is some good music?
>>675200380
Buckethead - Disintegrating mirrors
Darude- Sandstorm
Mornings - Dear
>>675200380
Helado Negro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=740GRF5FCDM
What did he say /b/?
>>675200206
JET FUEL MELTS STEEL BEAMS
Vote for Donald Trump.
*Nuzzles*
>>675200498
bernfag detected
Martin Shkreli is doing some retarded video chat thing, go raid him https://blab.im/martin-shkreli-shkreli-3-21-16
He's actually a pretty decent guy go fuck yourself
>>675192228
All bad things aside hes pretty chill dude tbh
All the guy did was raise the price of a drug so they could recover cost of investment. There was a consultant with a clause in his contract where on a company buyout, consultant was entitled a shitload of money. This is just bullshit propaganda for socialized medicine.
>>675192228
Go back to /r/BernieSanders faggot
Nudes Game! NEW THREAD
1. Post clothed pic of gf/ex/wife and pick a number between 0-9
2. Anon replies to post with a request, and if number is rolled, you must post as close to request as you can
3. Anon rolls dubs, post a new clothed pic and add a number, trips and they get their request, quads of your number, you dump
Roll 0
>>675203047
Nude with face
>>675203047
Sucking Dick
>>675203047
all nude
>tfw faganon
>tfw every time someone knows my sexuality on this site ignores me until i deliver boypussy
>tfw im never taken seriously and receiving de hits from a bunch of men whom are mad with the opposite sexuality.
>tfw i never did anything to you
>tfw i have to hide my sexuality at any cost if i want to interact with you
4chan a site for free-speech? I don't think so, everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked because they're not "behaving" like a "4chaner".
>and4 "boypussy or gtfo attention whore"
>ANDB5 "If you don't want us to bash you about your sexuality, dont say it"
Here is a list of some of the threads that i can't participate because it requires the implicit identification of the general characteristics about the poster:
1.- Greentext threads (Can't say i do gay things or i acted like a fag)
2.-Beg threads (Where they demand the email or linking and online profile with info)
3.-"At your worst, at your best, in your future" threads and every thread alike.
You guys are really hideous sometimes you know
Kill yourself you pussy
Boypussy or gtfo
well OP managed to look like a faggot and a woman on the same post
anyone up for some RL greentext?
>>675202811
Go for it
"Timmy is an average kid"
>>675203585
"That no one understands."
>>675203669
"Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands."
>>675203756
"BED, TWERP!"
>>675203585
that no one uderstands
Deutschlandfaden! (Ersatzfaden)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
OP ohne Fragen ist scheiße.
Und?
>>675198510
Fragen.
Was geht heut noch?
Was gabs zum Abendbrot?
Welche Drogen bevorzugt ihr?
Refugees weg?
Gibt es einen Gott?
Religion verbieten?
>>675199989
>Was geht heut noch?
Hobeln
>Was gabs zum Abendbrot?
Kot
>Welche Drogen bevorzugt ihr?
Urin
>Refugees weg?
Ja
>Gibt es einen Gott?
Nein
>Religion verbieten?
Ja
Start a funkin women feet thread
how bout teens?
>>675198847
i like that idea better
probably the nicest feet ive seen
>>675200123
Draw Thread: Unseen Edition
How many of you would fuck Cian magically male pregnant?
>>675200572
Where's Kahl?
Friendly PSA
It's name is not Chris.
It has no name.
Any attention is still attention to it.
Stop feeding it, and it will go away.
Don't insult it, don't talk to it, don't even acknowledge its presence.
Hide its posts, don't give it a voice.
It will leave.
>>675200990
I would at least make sure he is comfortable doing this while he has a baby on board.
Ask an engineer for Ford anything.
Does Ford stand for Fix Or Repair Daily?
How many dicks do you suck each day?
Exact ratios for dicks/day dicks/week dicks/month please
>>675196992
Nah, it stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
>>675196744
What are the main problems or shit I should look for when buying a used 2007 or 2008 Mustang GT? Also is the 2009 worth the extra cash?
Thanks!
Why do girls enjoy sucking cock so much?
>What's the fun thing about sucking a cock? Sure as hell feels ecstatic to me when I'm getting sucked, but I want an opinion fro a girl's' pov?
>>675199332
>yeah they just cant wait to suck your smelly disgusting dick
keep dreaming OP
>>675199332
I think you're mistaking them saying they want to for them actually wanting to.
>>675199332
Gee OP, I sure love my paycheck, damn shame I have to work for it.
>>675199332
As a girl who sucks alot of dick. Two reasons, one is attention and the other is I like that they like it, and they always come back for more.
Sup /b/ ask me anything
Are you a girl or a boy?
>>675201937
Boy
>>675201778
Why were you crying just a couple minutes ago? Faggot
What drugs was your mommy on whole she was pregnant with you, kiddo?
Name our band /b
name it GIVE SAUCE
>>675194504
Sauce?
>>675194504
price of fame
>>675194504
GirlsHateSex
Why does /b/ want to fuck the bunny??
Because its fucking sexy
b has always been into furry and child porn. This was the first time Disney accidentally indulged both of these at once.
>>675196199
I would rather bang a real rabbit and reproduce like rabbits with it
>>675196199
autism, shitty childhoods. etc
vidoedrov.info
Bots incoming
I'd love to bloww a load in heer ass.
this is the art of suckingg:D.
gooooood
Dubs tell me what to do with my foot.
Cut a chunk of it off
>>675201765
re roll
>>675201765
Rolling for this one here.
>>675201844
Winrar cut it off you fucking faggot
Post sad memes like this, please.
Here ya go
>>675193627
holy fucking shit
>>675193627
Roflmao!
>>675193627
Yep, I will never get to see the rest of this, my day has been ruined sir.
