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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Post sad memes like this, please.
Here ya go
>>675193627
holy fucking shit
>>675193627
Roflmao!
>>675193627
Yep, I will never get to see the rest of this, my day has been ruined sir.
>>675193627
shnekdog.gif
seriously /b/ros, This thing appeared in my body a few days ago, I am afraid of not knowing that it is, you have some idea of that might be?
>>675193217
Looks like a cyst, try to see a dermatologist or a doctor
Ingrown hair.
Don't be a pissbaby and just pop it.
>>675193217
pop it
>>675193519
with a?
>>675193384
It is very painful
Have you ever seen someone you know IRL posted on /b/?
Yes.
>>675193523
REAL EDGY FULL STOP THERE FAGGOT
Yes. Some girls from my high school class. But the pics were from when I knew them all the way back from 2007 and it was 2015. They must have peaked.
High school girl. Got her fb too
>>675193523
>>675194422
>>675194501
how about you faggots fucking post the win
New "celebs you wish had nude pics" thread.
>>675196541
I get it
![pizza[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rj0vmED.jpg "pizza[1].jpg")
>be germanfag
>order pizza
>pizza guy shows up
>pay exactly what the pizza costs
>hands me my pizza
>wishes me a good day
>fucks off immediately
>not awkwardly waiting for a tip
>not trying to emotionally blackmail me for a tip
>no dirty looks if no tips are given
tfw
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You're a lucky nazifag
>>675196775
>live in holland
>call for pizza
>after 20 minutes they call my phone
>"I'm here!"
>open door
>"that'll be €6,00"
>pay 6 yuros
>close door
>go to room
>eat pizza
>>675196775
same here in the uk....could be living in the usa where you have to subsidise their wages because they live in a cuckstate lol
Waifu claiming thread. Version 7.07
>The lucky one
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>675199825
Doing fine, also thanks for suggesting to read Franken Fran, I am really enjoying it.
>>675199871
Sounds bad man
>>675199926
I am doing fine, thanks for asking.
>>675199929
Oh shit, but you have your stuff back right?
>>675200181
What did the bread do to that Anon ;-;.
Ebola chan claimed.
Claimed. My night went well, what about everyone else?
claiming Hotaru
Lets play a game /b/. We act like civilized white people until someone gets trips. Then, we chimp out and act like the wild niggers in Ferguson.
*Tips Fedora*
M'lady
So, anons, how does it feel to be able to swim?
Helped develop a Christian Rock soundtrack and paid my taxes. Let's head on over to Perkins for a nice lunch fellow whites
Damn, I can't wait to pay for these groceries with my hard earned cash.
How are you all doing this night? Greetings.
Hot stuff dedicated to demos.
please no
let's not
Its that Time Again!
Last 2 digits is how many minutes till you cum!
Rollin
>>675195291
Roll
01
>>675195291
Over 10 and not true
>>675195291
hnngg dat ass!
rawl
>>675195291
rollin
Chloe Worship
>>675196758
>>675196974
Whats your favorite thing about the Goddess?
>worshipping females
stay beta as fuck, fags
all i think about when i see her is that post of that fatso awkwardly taking photos of her when she's out with friends <-
>>675197291
lips are 10/10
>>675197291
Ass
rekt thread
>>675197163
I'm turned on now
neither coyote nor deer
>>675197714
tripfag it don't matter
>last digit is the amount of times you have to fap tomorrow
>inb4 raw dick
>>675200110
Roll
>>675200169
Fuck me
Let's gooo
>>675200110
roll
0 get
Uploaded part II of me and my sister, enjoy
sistervideos.tumblr.com/
>>675194378
Anyone have part I?
>>675194378
>tumblr
Worth it though - thanks op
>>675194378
If only I had a little sister anon
>>675194378
That ass man, damn
>>675194378
Part I?
/b/, I got shit to do real quick. Watch my milk.
>>675195547
Woops. Oh well
No biggie right?
Watching fam
>>675195843
we can still forge this
>>675196013
You think op will notice?
>>675196069
Probs not
My girlfriend of 2 years died. I want to see her again. trips is how i kill myself
Find a brand new gf and stop being a faggot
have a dog my friend. for love. <3
>>675196226
don't kill yourself, do this
Get hard on, stick dick in lectric` penskill sharpener. If you know dick. You'll be dead in under a minute
>>675196226
Hunger Games.
First 48 are in.
Note: I will not sort tributes, they will be inserted as they appear in the thread.
Names with abnormal letters or characters will be ignored, since it will crash my tool.
piggy
Zoolander
Issac
Drunken Beast
Claire
Claire!
ITT: You must hit ctrl+v and post results.
I'll start
My printer and fax wont work since I got this windows 10
>>675196658
I just deleted system 32
>>675196658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Ds7UhsbH4
VIVA EL JENERAL PINOCHET
Hey now call it a split 'cause you know that you will
Oh you bite your friends like chocolate
You say, we'll go where nobody knows, with guns hidden under our petticoat
No we're never gunna' quit it, no we're never gunna' quit it no1
Now we run run away from the boys in the blue, and my car smells like chocolate
Hey now think about what to do, think about what to say, think about how to think
Pause it play, pause it play, pause it1
Oh we'll go where nobody knows, with guns hidden under our petticoats
No we're...
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https://blab.im/martin-shkreli-shkreli-3-21-16
tits or gtfo
Hey, original op here, I'll shortly give update on the indian issue as I like to call it
>>675197432
YESSSSSSSSS
what happened to his FB ?
We're at like 800 posts over 3 threads
Legendary
Pat his family's facebook info again
Holy shit, prank gone wrong!
COCK TRIBUTES
Post cock hungry sluts, get them tributed.
>>675198213
Please do her
doesnt need cum, just put it next to your sausage
>>675198579
Magic fags of /b/ unite ITT. What deck(s) in standard are you currently running? I'm messing around with Temur dragons at the moment. Three DL Atarka, Three Thunderbreak Regent, Three Icefall Regent are the main line-up. Also running three Hunt Caller and three Shaman of Forgotton Ways. Mainboard spells are three Silumgars Scorn, three Draconic Roar, three Negate and three Roast. Planeswalker of choice is Sarkahn Unbroken. Also running Explosive Vegetation for the sake of possibly casting Atarka on turn 5.
Feel free to brag about your modern builds as well
Ideas
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I'm working on a Boros deck for standard that combos to swing lethal 22 damage on turn 4. It's so far very effective against tempo, control, and midrange without a ton of removal. Although against eldrazi it's useless and most aggro is 50/50 against it.
I'm running mono green ramp in standard and tron in modern
Lol standard
>not playing modern
>not playing legacy
Not about that fam
>>675188932
Playing Jeskai Black for standard. Had a lot of fun with it, and sad to see it go.
Waiting until SoI before getting back into Modern. Going to wait to see what the metas like before choosing Grishoalbrand or Jund. Have both built, but they need to be updated.
I haven't played Type 2 since 4th edition, but do have a bunch of Legacy and EDH decks.
Shadows is interesting as several cards have the tarmogoyf-like ability, which works well in Legacy.
I'm more excited for Eternal Masters and Conspiracy 2, going to be fun to draft.
