buttplug / toy + panties thread, please provide
Go on
>>676418752
bump
You just posted one OP, have fun.
Today is my first day of work in 3 years. I quit my last job when my wife succumbed to leukemia. I just drank 12 beers. Please keep this thread alive for me so I know someone is on my side.
Stop drinking start working
You keep in there and stay strong, OP.
sorry about the wife if you ever need anyone to talk to just know reddit exist
Hi guys! ;3 xD
>>676417702
sup qt
tits or gtfo, you know the rules
You seem to be forgetting one of the oldest rules of 4chan. Tits are required with that timestamp sweetheart.
You know the rules
Quick wats your describe your ideal perfect Zootopia video game
Fuck The Bunny Simulator 2016
>>676416923
/thread
>>676416714
> Chuck testa pro butcher : King of taxidermy edition
>>676416923
sounds about right
94% complete
Hey there fags, scrubs and niggers alike.
Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You have crash landed on an alien planet. You were on a mission to establish trade connections, but were shot down by an unknown hostile craft. You are the only survivor. The objects available to you are:
-Your laser blaster
-A lighter
-A small knife
Other objects you can interact with are some crates you managed to salvage (you can open these), some patches of blue grass, and an alien.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event
-Quads will always count
-You only control the guy e.g "Fuck alien" is okay but "The alien attacks you" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
>>676416472
shoot yourself in the head
>>676416472
Fuck the alien
>>676416577
kek
Give my weapons to the alien and challenge it to a fight
>>676395512
Keep this going please
Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
What happend to the guy with quads
>>676413631
Pray for me
Guy with quads don't cancer and deliver
Guy with the girl who isn't a virgin. Fucking deliver.
Give me your best meems /b/
Chubby thread!
Looking for the anon posting his wife / gf with the sparkly green nails
Chubby pussy
Nudes Game!
1. Post a clothed pic of your gf/ex/wife and pick a number between 0-9
2. Anon replies to post with a request
3. If number is rolled, post as close to request as you can
4. If dubs are rolled, post a new clothed pic and add a number
Roll 5
>>676416079
tits
>>676417068
no number, full frontal
7
I sent my wife to the grocery store to get something for dinner tonight. She comes home with this bullshit and tells me to make some burgers. What do, /b/? Should I divorce her?
>>676416338
Genius, she got something for dinner. Like you asked.
>>676416338
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>>676416338
You should learn how to cook, you fucktard
>>676416338
Perhaps get the fuck off the computer and go make some fucking dinner?
>tfw going out tonight for dinner, fuck yeah
YLYL Thread, i'll start
https://youtu.be/FWTMyIYdKQ8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
>demonic ass shaking
>>676417144
This is just you copying how to basic and failing epicly at it, hoping you can get some views by posting it on 4chan.
tl;dr: You're a faggot
Ask the Magic 8-ball anything.
Should I kill myself?
>>676415195
Did she have romantic intentions
>>676416400
Tell me pls, yes or no?
Kill Fuck Marry
>GO
KKK
Kill left marry middle fuck right
Pretty sure the middle one was in The Sopranos
>>676411065
fuck
kill
marry
kill again
i welcome leafy as the king of /b/
>>676407176
Who's leafy?
>>676407176
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>676407308
Some edgy fag who doesnt deserve the title of king of /b/.
justin beiber?
What Character from Game of Thrones are you?
Pic Related - The best character in the whole fucking show
>>676410899
is that shane beene? don't watch the show
>>676410899
jorah is the cuckiest cuck who ever got cucked tho
holy shit anon, y r u such a faggot?
>>676410899
Jorah is the biggest faggot ever, id rather be reek than him
>>676410899
Ramsay of course. I'm a cruel piece of shit who doesn't care abouth anything other than having fun.
What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. You are off the coast of California, and you have heard rumors of treasure buried here, but you would be happy just to get home safely.
Around you, you find: a tree and 6 coconuts, some sticks and stones on the beach, rocks in the shape of a fire pit, and a patch of disturbed sand.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
Your penis turns into Hitler, and he tries to convince you to rebuild the reich
Fist yourself
>>676408917
Rule 4, my dude.
I drink saltwater until it replaces my blood.
what am i doing wrong /b/?
> cant get a/the girl
> lost interest in school (still like physics but dont want school)
> chubby (200 lbs)
> lonely and depressed
> sitting on the roof now listening to kids by mgmt, missed all my classes today.
> submitted fafsa late, no money for school
I know i sound like i'm whining but really i just feel like a failure, pretty much just get high every now and then. This may not /adv/ but anyone relate? anyone get over it? pretty much just looking for summer.
tl ; dr
ITT: feels/pathetic life
> pic related, me
Age? If you're <30 there is still hope
>>676415475
yea, i know theres still hope
> 19
just cant find motivation anymore. how are you anon?
>19
you look way older
Dead celebrity thread.
Starting, Ryan "well" Dunn
Robin Williams
Lisa "left eye" Lopez
>>676411281
How do we know this is legit?
Sauce?
>>676411583
its not
/b
I need to know what song this is
It goes like:
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
>>676411595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Hwm9kKp3o
my only guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bOV4ExHPZY
Aieao system of a down. I spelled that wrong but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38yhKhGGPJs ?
> be me
> be walking to store
> crack heads are afoot
> nig nog crack head approaches
> has box cutter
> "gimme yo munney white boi"
> "lol no"
> crack head swings blade wildly catching me across the chest.
> punch him in his malnourished face
> K.O.
> spend 30 minutes explaining to the cops that I wasn't the aggressor
> nig nog crack head is shouting about racism
> cops are sympathetic to him
> cops let me off with a warning
Stay classy, America.
>>676412012
>ICO tatt
So you're trying to telling me there's a difference between a negro crack head and a white crack head?
I really want to call bullshit but it's murrica so....
>>676412012
sucks about the tattoo
Nice juggalo tat.
