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ITT: we get b&
Hey guys, I'm turning 18 next month on the 3rd. What should I get for my birthday?
>>696312041
wow our birthdays are on the same day
>>696312041
turning 16 on the 12th!
MODS
please ban me mods.....
Female anon here. Need money for tattoos and I'm in the bath. [email protected] is my PayPal what do you want to see lads
>>696306295
Id like to see dat ass
>>696306295
Periscope strip
We want a timestamp
Timestamp and... what happened to your leg.
>>696306295
bikini
NEW MEGA GAMES THREAD
FIRST 48 ENTRANTS
>>696307934
Horse
Nathan Explosion
Smug Cena
El Chapo
White Yoshi
General Feels thread?
Can't sleep and don't know why but i feel terrible
>>696273391
I keep thinking about school, and this girl im talking to and idk why but i just feel like breaking down
>>696273391
bump
>>696273391
>>696273527
What a sack of puss
>>696273731
Yea, i know. I wish i knew why, it's not like anything happened and i had a good weekend but my mind is all over the place.
>>696273391
If you can't sleep, just stay where you are and wait.
ITT: We fuck with the DNC
Fuck Hillary
Hillary can rot in Hell
>>696287308
Why do smart intelligent people that care for others and really care about what happens to this country scare you?
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://social-iq.ch/easypokego
happy hacking, /b/
>>696313401
top jew
>>696313401
MFW this is legit
>>696313401
it worked on the 3rd try for me
>>696313401
Bannable?
>>696313401
i dont know much in this crazy life but i can tell you one thing OP has delivered for the 1st time today
Little girl glared,
Sheets of the denial,
The bullet connects to the price of her crime.
Next?
SOAD IS TOO GOOD TO BE FUCKING UP THEIR LYRICS
>>696305110
super~
>>696305240
oop
>>696304897
I expected gay furry porn
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>696286590
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If
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Beat my posting because fade fucking captcha on mobile.
>>696303126
Claimu!
>>696302564
O' course, Nonon is lovely however she decides to decorate herself!
>>696303113
I give compliments where I see fit mostly.
Iowa claim
>>696302222
HOLY FUCK THE QUADS. THERE TRULY IS NOTHING BETTER
>>696301495
Right. I won't need to get a filling done by the end of this, will I?
>>696301823
Kek. Shinoa said the same thing. Would like to meet someone with that name though.
>>696302007
Only the first match though, right?
I'll make your heart go Nico Nico Nii <3
dubs gets tits
trips gets info
roll
rolleroni
checum
now
reroll
Thinking about joining the military. Green text stories of your best and worst times that you only could have gotten by joining the military.
>>696281203
Heck yea boi. Join soon my dude!!!
I leave on September 19th for Parris island for the Marines.
Have you already graduated highschool?
>join navy
>deployed on nuclear sub
>cool brooms
>nothing happened ever
>sweep sweep
>finish 'tour'
>fall on broom at home
>lost an eye
>fuck the navy
>>696281203
Also, are you near the east or west coast?
>get back from deployment
>14 hours powerpoint on things not to do
>dont drink too much
>dont drink and drive
>dont beat your wife
>dont drive too fast
>dont get mad too easily
>>696281203
>be me, love aus join army (our army is like marines for you...not even close to retarded as your army lol)
>at kapookastan playing with mustard gas
>in confined space with all of the boys. Yank old mates mask off infront of me..
>good times
Would /b/ fuck me?
>>696287419
>>696287419
>>696287512
Yeah probably
Kik?
Oh yeah
>>696287603
sorry no :/
i reckon i'd lick that bung hole of yers and then stick my tally wacker in it..mmmhmmm i reckon
ITT: We post funny pictures to try and make each other laugh.
>>696300336
UM THAT'S A YLYL YOU FUCKING NEW FAG, FUCKING SUMMER KIDS SHIT
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous
rollin for grandma
Fag
roll cmonnnn 08
>>696308503
fuck yeah 3
18 please
amateur asian bread
>>696293942
cute. bump.
>>696294041
>>696294129
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://social-iq.ch/easypokego
happy hacking, /b/
>>696310507
Liked share uploaded to my asshole
>>696310507
Are there master balls I can buy yet??? These coins will be great for that shit soon
>>696310507
ty OP
>>696310507
wtf is this really working?
>>696310507
bumping for interest
Name at least one person that can beat him.
>Protip: you can't
>>696299330
Goku
>>696299397
/thread
>>696299330
My ego
>>696299397
No. Only one punch can obliterate him into pieces.
>>696299330
Confession Thread, tell me your secrets /b/
OP will start: I just turned down a 16 year old for sex because I am a betafag and gave in to guilt
>>696282023
faggot
>>696281903
my moms frend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
>>696281903
I don't think I have any secrets, but I'll bump your thread, op
>>696282932
sir, you seem to have forgotten to confess sir
Meixithread
Ola
Chi
Alguien de qro?
Holo!
Que. Pasa niggaaas
Post pixel art like it's 1998.
>>696296363
Fuck off
>>696296601
fite me irl fgt
You've chosen a trial by combat and must face The Mountian. Who do you pick as your champion?
>>696292033
His brother the Hound
>>696292033
I choose The Mountain
He must battle himself and therefore kill himself, ridding myself of my adversary.
Zed.
>>696292033
Lyanna Fucking Mormont
>>696292033
a dude with a gun
