>Last two digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight
>le roll
Rollerino
Poop nugget twatwaffles
>>678294772
dont think i could handle 72 chicks hitting on me at the bar id have no time to browse 4chan on my phone
> be working at beauty saloon
> guys comes in to get genitals and eyebrows waxed
> instant hard-on the moment I start applying wax
> leave area and move to take care of eyebrows
> 30 seconds later cums buckets without anyone touching him
> give him tissues to wipe off
> tells never happened before
> ofcoursenot.jpg
Ask me anything.
>>678294429
Did HE cum or did YOU
>>678294940
HE did!
Photo kinda related!
>>678294429
What sex are you?
>>678295098
femanon
Hahaha my friend just ripped her skirt at work getting out of my car (pic related). Roll trips and I'll rip it off completely. And post pics of course
go for it
I don't believe you will.
liar
Mother x Son thread Part 2
>>678289710
Damn that turns me on
dont let this die guys please
Waifu claiming thread.
>nice and slow
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
boat claimed but merely lurking
Nice... and... slow...
JudyxNick!
Let the shipping commence!
Deutschlandfaden
Letzter 404
>moin
>was macht ihr heut noch so?
>bitte keine Furies und Schwuchteln (Protip: ist das selbe.)
Ich wurde gerade gefragt, mit was für BackupProgs ich arbeite.
Altaro HyperV Backup
>>678293023
>>was macht ihr heut noch so?
so wie jeden tag nichts. ich hartz nur rum seit 5 monaten. vielleicht traue ich mich irgendwann mir einen job zu suchen.
Grüße.
>>678293023
>>moin
Moin.
>>was macht ihr heut noch so?
Keine Ahnung, Abendplanung hat sich kurweilig geändert auf Morgen. Denke ich werde gleich noch im Netz ein wenig shoppen gehen.
>>bitte keine Furies und Schwuchteln (Protip: ist das selbe.)
Haley ist doch immer hier, da kannst nix gegen machen.
Kennt sich hier jmd mit Antidepressiva aus?
bikini lover
>>678290193
>>678290374
she so hot
FB Fap Thread v2
Prove you're an oldfag in one word
ok
>>678296472
ayylmao
Roody-poo
Rad!
where the fuckin SHOTA at motherfuckers?
FUCK ALL THAT MOM X SON SHIT, I'M ALL BOUT THAT HOMO SHOTA.
Pics you promised not to disseminate/pics you saved again!
More of her?
>>678298133
Please
dude wtf it died
Rolling for 10-16
>>678295923
ONE JOB
>>678295923
who is 29-35
Liek her.
Fuck it, rolling.
Haaaaay boys~ how do u like my new tatt!~
>>678294724
Pd à la con
gay
ITT: overrated chicks
ITT: unflattering photos of otherwise attractive celebrities.
>>678292417
lol no
God tier movies
>>678287575
Donnie Darko sucks.
>>678287833
I thought it was pretty good not OP but I dont think its God Tier, my votes for Pulp Fiction.
People will probably disagree, but one of my favorites.
Porn WebM?
>>678287024
Shit tier acting.
SAUCE PLEASE
>>678287548
thats got a dick, I'd still fuck it though.
>>678287024
what is her name?
cringe thread /b/
ur mum
any celebs browsing 4chan?
inb4 emma watson
Don't know if this counts, but I have nearly 2m subs on youtube
>>678280659
Not a celeb, but was an extra on 2.5 Men. Sheen was indeed living the life. Got to be a hanger on for a while - even the ugliest women were stunning for a guy like me. Scored on Judy Greer's best friend! Turned out most these people are all fairly ugly on the inside. Rotten might be a better word.
I still make it to second tier parties in the hills, but you gotta bring your own drugs to these kind of shindigs.
>>678281277
ITT: works of fiction
Lets see those finger boxes
Mine, genuine hickory
>>678289990
Did you make it yourself?
Nice wood dude, but those jagged edges will ruin the whole experience.
>>678289990
hickory is good and all but i prefer oak, its pretty cheap and has a smooth texture. Different stokes i guess.
OH THIS NICE MEME AGAIN
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fingerboxes
NICE MEME OP SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fingerboxes