WTF THREAD GO GO GO
>>685696528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyT0fMcZUDE
How do I find a guy to fuck besides grindr?
go to a gay club or sauna
>>685685928
What's wrong with grindr? There's always craigstlist and going out into the real world to find them.
>>685686644
Nothing wrong with it, just trying to find some other places. It's hard as an 18 year old.
>>685685928
You're that Canadian twink from last night. moar!
Guys I'm being shaken down by some sketchy beaner at work. I'm a lumber guy at Home Depot, which means I cut the wood.
Allow me to tell the story.
>be me yesterday
>in my first hour of overtime
>tired as fuck
>my coworker is telling this guy that we can't cut plywood into pieces as small and irregular as he wants them
>the guy comes over to me
>im a nice guy so I try to figure out what he wants so I might be able to help him.
>He has 6 pieces of really thin strangly measured pieces of wood and wants 20 each
>so 120 pieces altogether
>I tell him I'll try to do it
>he slips me a $100 bill in a handshake
>I say no dude I can't take this
>he blatantly refuses to take it back
>I insist, but no dice. I pocket it.
>I tell him I can have them by the afternoon today
>he says cool call me when it's done
>as I'm clocking out, I realize there was a camera above where we were talking
>SHIT the company has the transaction on video
>stressing about the situation all night long
Cont'd
Fast forward to this morning
>I'm opening and I'm all alone
>decide to knock out the pieces of wood
>between dealing with customers and other shit, it takes me about 3-4 hours
>I'm got lucky today because nobody really pestered me about it
>I'm call him and tell him his shit is ready
>he comes in a couple hours later and starts rifling through it
>He's serious as fuck and says two pieces are cut a little too big.
>is just acting sketchy and scary
>I cut two more pieces for him and don't charge him
>he chucks them because they were too thick
>He's okay with being a few short pieces
>I take the opportunity to try and give him back the $100
>he refuses again and tells me to buy my girl something
>says he'll be back in a few days
>im nervous as fuck driving home
I can't do this forever. What do I do to get out of this, /b/?
As far as I see it, the only think i can do is try to quit my job and try to find something.
On a side note, how long does Home Depot keep security footage around? I know I'm going to get caught eventually. There's just no way I can keep doing this.
>>685692080
You were dealing drugs
>>685692455
What?
>>685692080
TL;DR nigger are you gonna post tits or not.......i dont have time for this shit. and i aint talking clothes on full dressed tits, i dont care if theyre your mommas tits or your sister or even your aunt betty, you better be posting full on naked tits. fucking newfag
Stole friends phone with nudes of his gf Who is smoking hot .. Pic is her ... Roll a 4 and request what you want
>>685696411
roll
>>685696411
Just post the god damn pics, you faggot.
>>685696651
rolling for this
Gimme da p0sy b0ss
can rape ever be a good thing?
>>685689781
50% of people enjoy rape.
>>685689781
women have secret fantasies of being raped
it is fucking true, women are insane
>>685690680
Women don't mind being raped if the rapist is attractive.
Someone like David Bowie.
>>685689781
Only ever in self defense
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
Dehaka claimed
>>685697012
the other one claimed
>paying rent edition
>More bullying Kagami edition.
Dubs decide what I say to him because why not
>>685697496
I want your dick inside my ass
>>685697740
roll
>>685697740
rell
Send dick pic
YLYL Bread
>>685695882
Nice dubs
>>685695953
Check em
Alright fellas it's finally here! And this is tasty! It cost me some good boy points but I have the Kylie Jenner and Tendie blowey joey video. It's fairly saucy, and you never see her milky bags because she's wearing a sports bra in the first half and when she's not wearing it the view is of her bbq sauce. /b/ delivers quads, I deliver link to the vid. Ignore the trolls this is delicious!
Kek nice
Quaderino
>lingo is up to date
>no positive responses.
This might be possible
But my question is: who is Kylie Jenner?
s/fur thread
Renamon Edition
I'm just warninig you now, this dump is on autopilot, I haven't done much in the way of quality control hahaha
Would I be able to get away with a Kemono thread on /h/? Kind of in the mood to try that.
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
>>685696656
bow u plebs
peasant roll inc
Eh?
roll quints get my sister's nudes
>>685697714
>implying you share the same genetics you obese ham planet neckbeard
I will never stop trying to get these
>>685697714
Roll
>>685697714
Rollan
FB fap
>>685697474
Lurking...
trips shall be dubbed the dankest meme of all time.
Oh hey
Easy
A transgender guy won PromKing at my school.
Accepting questions
>My school is pissed
>Kid is total tumblr mindset and preaches on her Twitter
>Thinks she is super special
>>685689853
why should we care?
Trips gets picture
>>685689962
rolling now for interest
>>685689960
It's a PSA
Wtf why no ylyl
It fixes your back
>>685694902
DON'T DO THIS YOU WILL GET A BLOOD CLOT
doughnut, doughnut holes, and glue
>>685687281
3 icecream bars.
>one guy
>3 Bars
>cashier wont know that they are all for me.
>hehehe
Zip ties, axe and lots of bleach
First I'd walk by and look at the cashiers name.
Then I would buy a knife, shovel and a card. I'd write her name on the card, give it to her while I'm checking out and say "see you later gorgeous"
>>685687655
Why would you give her a card with her name?
how to find a woman in her 30s/40s to fuck and call mommy?
damn, if I could find a woman like that, I'd fuck her every day, multiple times a day
if u got more pls add
>>685678647
honestly I want my parents to hear their 18 year old son fucking a 30 something year old woman in his is own bedroom
>>685679311
What about those that can't do it at home?
Newfag test.
There are no wrong answers.
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>>685691902
Impressive.
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Okay I've been making this sauce for my burgers for the last 29 years of my life, I call it Quinky Sauce. It's just 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts Sayosauce, and 2 parts Mustard.
Anyways tonight we had burgers, and my daughter wouldn't eat my Quinky Sauce so I punished her by making her go to her room for a time out.
My wife get's all pissed at me for doing this, If my daughter doesn't want to eat the food we make in this house, why should I be the bad guy for punishing her?
I'm gonna continue making Burgers the way people in this family eats burgers, but I think maybe I could mild down my recipe a bit, I was wondering if you guy's had any recipe's or variation on Quinky Sauce that would be suitable for a child?
Just let her put what the fuck she wants in her burger jfc
>>685693271
That's fucking disgusting. You re a fucking monster you doggone piece of human garbage.
Maybe just let her have ketchup like a normal person?
>>685693271
let her eat what she wants
