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Okay I've been making this sauce for my burgers for the last 29 years of my life, I call it Quinky Sauce. It's just 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts Sayosauce, and 2 parts Mustard.
Anyways tonight we had burgers, and my daughter wouldn't eat my Quinky Sauce so I punished her by making her go to her room for a time out.
My wife get's all pissed at me for doing this, If my daughter doesn't want to eat the food we make in this house, why should I be the bad guy for punishing her?
I'm gonna continue making Burgers the way people in this family eats burgers, but I think maybe I could mild down my recipe a bit, I was wondering if you guy's had any recipe's or variation on Quinky Sauce that would be suitable for a child?
Just let her put what the fuck she wants in her burger jfc
>>685693271
That's fucking disgusting. You re a fucking monster you doggone piece of human garbage.
Maybe just let her have ketchup like a normal person?
>>685693271
let her eat what she wants
>>685693655
>>685693667
>>685693902
>>685693991
If you let kids do that, they start thinking they can get their way all the time. You have to be firm, even on something as little as dinner. You let up once, all you'll hear every time from now on is "but that one time you let me ___________"
Trips and I post a dropbox link to this piece of shit slut's sex video.
>>685694116
Plot twist:
>You don't have it
>>685694116
If trips delete the files and don't post
>>685694116
Let's do this.
>>685694778
so close
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I'm fucking this girl on the regular. I dare you to find a flaw
Protip: you can't
>>685689225
Seriously?
>>685689225
>i fuck this girl
>girl
>not animal female
>girl=human female
Pic is unrelated, I guess.
>>685689225
her forehead is bigger than her face
>>685689225
peyton manning forehead
Bruh she got a fore head the size of my tumours. Fucking OP at his faggot shit again.
Continuing thread where OP is breaking into sisters PC.
OP here
You have the official thread now
post dem nudes bbe
>>685686532
I don't really want to waste another three hours. I need to do some studying.
>>685686778
Proof that you are OP? Progress?
>>685686931
Not OP, i'm his assistent.
I fucked up a bit.
ls -daR just returns a dot, while ls -daR * returns the recursive file list.
I WANT TO FUCK THIS RABBIT
no dont fug the bunny
>>685692473
there, it's fucked
>>685692735
I'LL DO IT ANON
>>685692859
I hope you got the cooked version too
Trap thread
>no headless torsos
>no man ass in panties
only passable trans girls and traps
Yo /b/
NHL is on, watch this shit.
Tell me more about how you've always been a tampa fan. Fucking kek. Kill yourself.
>>685687598
They're far from the worst team, or even the most hateable . Fucking niggr
>>685687598
Salty? Salty.
>>685687929
Must have been tough to get a seat on the bandwagom two years in a row. Still plenty of time for boyde and his shit tier team to golf when they get dealt with. Pens in 6.
Go Pens ma'fucka!
Loli thread
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/53/
I want to have sex with Mari
pics you said you would share or saved from anons part 19240
>>685695692
moar
>>685695789
glad you come to the new thread any action?
Lets do one of these threads. Post your cyoa as well.
If you can only go back to your save point 2 times (number 10) then i choose number 6 and 8.
self bump
>>685674512
Character creator
Considering that most character creators can be broken
I wanna be pic related
3 and 6. I can jump off a skyscraper and be fine and then get money from any ATM? I'll be drowning in pussy.
6 is easily the best choice on the list, followed by 5, 8, 4 and 3.
Dont really need the extra life, and i dont really have an issue of not having enough pocket space, so im between 3 and 4.
Not dying from falling is pretty op, and that jump is like super hero levels.
But ill go with 4 and 6.
Then just spec balanced with the extra going all skill.
Real tributes!
Old one closed the moment I posted this... Not old OP but I deliver if I like her
>>685690518
Please!
Plz plz plz
please?
Omegle Thread!
bump plz
bionicle thread?
>>685689074
no please no
>>685689074
YES
Drawthread:Robot Edition?
poo
/r/ Moss hanging upside-down like a bat asleep, and urinating during her sleep. Getting her body wet, like little trickles of urine running up her body/head, as well as dripping off her. And even though her wings might cover it, a likely peek of her puss too?
More refs can be found here, although I REALLY prefer it to be of her more "feral" form. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
Not responding to anyone who isn't interested, as well as not ever bumping this request. If you're looking for drama, look elsewhere.
/r/ loli butts
Demonz is cancer
reporting in
drawing a pose atm
Show your tats /b/!
>>685688173
Looks like you let a kid scribble on your arm
>>685688452
Mf went and got his arm stuck in the siesmograph again.
>>685688173
>having tattoos
>2016
What an awful life choice
>>685688173
Boy oh boy. I bet those lines truly have deep "significance" and "heartfelt meaning" to them. Congrats.
>>685688173
get on my level
FB Fap v7
tell me how you'd fuck her for more!
>>685690592
expose these 2 as much as you can anon
Hey /b/ros,
Any words of advice or wisdom for an Army hopeful?
>pic related
Gain military strats from this training film
>>685681909
>for and army hopeful
>what is grammar
you're right where you belong, anon
canon fodder while we fuck your gf
try not to murder anyone
it wont make you a hero, just spark more fire
>>685682189
I love you anon
>>685682312
In what fucking thread does it say and?
I think you misread.
>ITT: We make assumptions of each other based on what our hands look like.
>>685686105
confirmed, you stole that mouse
Black gamer dude?
Lost hand in combine harvester accident, stole black slaves hand and had it sewn on
You steal stores
Where's your hand? I can only see coal there
Lets start a cringe thread
https://youtu.be/2WFU26or91c
Found some retards Jewtube channel it's pretty cringe
>>685683433
can top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OJW1B0vGK4
>>685682054
This bitch is another boob streamer asking for money for a free trip /b/ giver her a lesson
her twitch is ragingpixie123
NYPA
>>685685165
>not aware that this kind of attention is exactly what she wants
You stupid fuck.
>>685685165
Nice link cunt nugget
she is talkin shit on /b/
She found the link guys, she's reading the shit off the link guys!
Hey guys i'm building a PC and it's my first time if u could give me your opinion about this build.. I don't need a super high end pc just enough to play LOL and Cod and so with decent graphics. Also, about 950€ would be perfect.
Here's what I think:
CPU: Intel Core i5-6600K 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor
CPU Cooler: Corsair H75 54.0 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler
Motherboard: Asus B150M-A D3 Micro ATX LGA1151 Motherboard
Memory: Kingston HyperX Fury Black 8GB (1 x 8GB) DDR3-1600 Memory
Storage: A-Data Premier SP550 240GB 2.5" Solid State
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Buy a Fury X instead.
Double up the ram...
Good choice in graphics card, could spend the extra 100 euros to get the 980 ti
>>685681429
Dont buy gtx 960 , wait till gtx 1070 comes out.
Why i5 not i7?
