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ever had a masturbatory fantasy involving a close family member?
>>768767049
Born with it ? or did you get it sometime later in your life ?
>>768767156
>ever had a masturbatory fantasy involving a close family member?
I have, but I'm not going to go into detail.
>>768767195
>Born with it ? or did you get it sometime later in your life ?
I believe I was born with it. I've always been a bit quirky. But, there's no way to really know.
>>768767049
how does it feel, to have it ?
Do you hear voices that tell you to kill people? Or is that just a stereotype?
New celebrity thread
Its only five clicks edition
>>768771723
>>768771723
I find some celebs hot as fuck so I check celeb threads once and awhile, it's so fucking bizarre to me that people come up with entire personalities based on their celeb fetish but cant make a new thread. How broken can people be?
New saggy tit thread! Post what you got
Keep it going with that UK cop
>>768768385
>>768768588
Hell yes. She's the best
Hey /b/ros
Suicide thread
Trying to hang myself but can't really find somewhere that can hold the weight.
Pic is of boiler cupboard, I thought I could use the pipes but they are thin.
Ignore the sheets and shit.
Any ideas?
i doubt you'll listen but don't kill yourself, if anything your "suffering" will make someone chuckle.
>>768772698
Eh fuck it. If you can't laugh at yourself.
But it is seriously last resort.
>>768772536
Hey man, before we can give you any advice you're gonna have to tell us why you want to die.
yes, don't.
just fuck it. if you are willing to die, then you can also stay and let the life kill you slowly. it takes around 60 or 80 years but totally worth to die.
Go get a 12" sub and put everything on it at jersey mikes and get it to your car then drive to the store and buy the oldest but cheapest bottle of wine you can and then get home set up all your suicide shit ready for the end, ok next once you have all your food right in front of you i want you to eat the 12" jersey mikes and chugg that wine bottle and then wake up tomarrow mate because round 2.
Don't suicide and if you are going to suicide do it accidentally choking on a 12" cher mate
give me a
>name
>what to say
and if i have a match with that name i will send what you brahs post and post pics
>>768770320
>Annie
>lemme succ juggies
>>768770376
and now we wait
Emily,
Hello,
My usual hooker for today just cancelled and you are way hotter. Let's meet up later and talk.
Ana, you look like a character in the hentai I'm watching
>>768770470
Where's the shota thread?!?
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>>768771610
Finally
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I've been here for a year, am i still a newfag?
Pic unrelated
>>768770566
If you have to ask then yes, you are. Lurk more.
This is now a sex comic thread
>>768770815
Soooo everyone is a newfag
WAKANDA FOREVER
>>768769154
>>768769154
fb/ig 4.0
>>768773263
Hot af
Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixxs asshole?
>>768753447
we get it you're gay for an emo please stop reposting this shit
>>768754328
>>768753447
You're sad and pathetic and have wasted your life. Kill yourself.
>>768754810
why are you always on /b/?
most alpha male thing you've done to a girl
>>768767163
Held a door open for a woman. She said "thanks" I said "y-you t-too."
I bought a bunch of clothes and makeup for a girl I was living with because she didn't have any, and when she said she didn't want to fuck I left and took it all with me
>>768767163
Loved her despite her flaws because nobody is perfect.
Oh, you meant "alpha thing" as in what position you were at when you stuck your dick inside.
>Dirty Missionary
Started having sex in 8th grade. 13 year old me bound 13 y/o girl with duct tape and would have my way with her body.
>>768767163
fucked her, married her, impregnated her, raised the child with her.
ylyl webm edition
>>768765957
holy fucking shit man the dinosaurs
meow :3
WWYD thread, goth, emo, punk, edition. Everyone else is welcome too, Replies for replies are appreciated.
A fucking Chrysler minivan?
>>768763397
That's a PT Cruiser friend
>>768763295
throatfuck until she almost pukes, then stick it up her ass and creampie it.
>>768763422
Tie her to a chair and bukkake her.
Bikini thread
Drawthread
little annoyances
To whoever said they were working on drawing Tsunami and Volcano chan in a hula skirt & lei just want to say thanks and im still here! A ref to the flower on the VC's head
https://www.lovebigisland.com/big-island-mythology/ohia-lehua/
Requesting Marceline topless playing her bass.
>ur gross anon.
>>768766331
But comf.
no tribute thread
tribute thread
Someone help me out?
pics you shouldn't share...no 123...
>>768769614
any set of her, anon? :)
Anyone interested?
>>768769734
pussy/face?
From last thread
Lmao I'm just some dude offering anyone who can roll me quads $1000 via PayPal
>>768767116
Ccccceck emm
[email protected]
>>768767374
Re roll
>>768767116
roll
>>768767374
Reeee roll
>>768767116
>post a thumbnail
>not able to use 4chan properly
>sure why not
fb/ig fap 3.0 ????
>>768769554
Michelle. She accidentally posted this on her timeline once, lol
