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ylyl no banana edition
>>715335582
quads gets a 60$ steam card, quints gets two of them, post steam ID in your roll or it doesn't count, one roll per person
qkoguy
felipengoso
>>715338973
hamish_kys
GiornoGio
Yamate
Deutschland Faden ohne Fragen
Warum keine Fragen? mensch mensch
>>715325950
Ok, keine Fragen:
Bitte sage mir, wie es dir heute geht.
Bitte erläutere ob mods immer noch abends Fäden löschen.
Schreibe uns doch, ob du schon alle Geschenke gekauft hast für Weihnachten.
Liste alle Sprachen auf, die du sprichst.
Guten Morgen.
Dann kommen halt qualifizierte TinderPepeAnon-Fragen:
Wie lange hat eure längste Beziehung gehalten?
Was liegt Alles bei euch im Bett, wenn ihr schlaft? (Handy, Kleidung, Zierkissen, Kuscheltiere, Frauen,...)
Habt ihr Freunde anderer Herkunft?
Liebstes Erfrischungsgetränk?
Wird 2017 eskalieren oder Alles so bleiben?
Bonus: Buchempfehlung
>>715326193
>Bitte sage mir, wie es dir heute geht.
Mittelmäßig. Bis es heute Abend in Star Wars geht, ist viel Unikram geplant.
>Bitte erläutere ob mods immer noch abends Fäden löschen.
ja, machen sie! Diese Banausen.
>Schreibe uns doch, ob du schon alle Geschenke gekauft hast für Weihnachten.
Noch lange nicht. Ich habe bisher Alles für Mutter und Schwester. Teile für Freundin und Vater. Für die Eltern meiner Freundin sowie die Oma meiner Freundin [bei der ich zum Weihnachtsessen eingeladen bin] noch gar nichts.
>Liste alle Sprachen auf, die du sprichst.
Fließend: Deutsch, Englisch, Java, C
auf einem akzeptablem Niveau: Spanisch, Ruby
ein bisschen: Schwedisch, Französisch, Python, Javascript
Reportiere ein.
Please post all your celeb fakes in here thankyou /b/
>>715339766
>>715339800
I only have emmas
>>715339834
Just trying to get the thread started please help
>>715339869
>>715340023
Sorry, don't have any but happy to bump you
se volete parliamo ancora di Nadia
>>715336614
bump
chi è nadia?
>>715336781
chi ha seguito il tread di ieri sera tardi verso l'una lo sa
dio can
Più informazioni anon?
So bros. Earlier today i saw my lady of 2 months tagged another dude in this. I called her ass on it after i already told her not to tag this dude in anything. She says its because theyre closer than friends and have talked about me waking her up with my dick in her pussy. Apparently she shows this dude pity by talking sweet to him, but never anything sexual. I dont know if i can trust her, we've both cheated in past relationships, including with eachother while dating other people. Oh and this same dude has tried to get with 2 women ive been in relationships with while
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Its obvious there is only one course available, You need to kill him
Take him out to the woods where no one could hear him scream and make him watch as you dig his grave
>>715330364
Id rather cut his sack off and feed it to him. She told me he found out his dad and grandma were disgnosed with cancer on the same day. Fucker deserves it
>>715330423
>fucker deserves it
Bit harsh
She's creaming inside your girlfriend, either accept being cucked or kill him as someone already recommended.
>>715330504
He, not she.
POST UR GOD TIER SHIT NIGGERS
>>715334423
Good album but not god tier.
Most perverted thing you've ever done to a girl CONT. last one 404
bump
>>715318911
i came in my gf's pack of cigs once
i hugged her
Fingered a girl as she slept while my gf was asleep next to me
talked to one in a respective manner
DRUG THREAD,
Tiers,
Shit Tier - Cannabis
God Tier - LSD
>>715337360
lol you're 19 I can just tell
>>715337469
Why's that
18 by the way
>>715337590
I dunno just my spidey sense
>>715337590
because you're an edgy little faggot.
>>715337702
Because weed is a shit tier drug?
Game Link: http://www.hellrising.com/index.php
Newbie Guide: http://slimebeast.com/forum/hell-ri sing/tyr's-newbie-guide/
HEY /b/ PLAY THIS SHIT
Its essentially a apocalypse survival mmo, its browser based and has a ap system, in fact its similar to another game called urban dead but its better as ap regens faster, and more stuff to do.
You basically choose to play as either human, zombie or vampire in the quarantined city or serling, each race has lots of benefits, i.e humans get guns, can craft items ect. Zombies are infectious creatures who
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SPIDERBRO VS PEPE VS SCORPI VS CENTIPEDE VS LIZARD
GET IN HERE
http://www.panda.tv/440526
http://www.panda.tv/440526
click green switch to remove chat
RIGHT CLICK AND SELECT NUMBER TO FIX LAG(possible fix, select another number
>>715335656
Boring as fuck.
>>715335942
now what
Oh shit, they just added a rat.
Wtf is this and where has it been all my life?
ITT: Skinny girls
Moar
>>715332773
>>715333162
Thanks mr.skeltal
>>715333407
you are a faggot
this one is not even a skeletor >>715333162
shes cute af
Disregard this
>>715337201
I don't wanna
Faves you saved from other anons and want more of. Oc welcome also
More of this hooker please.
this is now a dubs thread. check um bitch.
>>715334005
not sure why but I like this
>>715334134
I have a few of her
Yo, /b/! Get in this thread and stay up with me!
I have insomnia and have been up for over 24 hours now... no hope of sleep currently. My only 2 friends on skype are sleeping, I have no life and nothing to do. So come and shitpost here!
Post anything you want in this thread, just please keep me company /b/. Ask me anything, have me ask you anything, talk about alligators, whatever you want.
I'll be here in this comfy little thread.
>>715299337
RIP
>>715298897
Hey OP, make yourself vomit then eat some meaty foods
That should help
>>715299658
Really? Unfortunately I have nothing meaty around... am currently drinking coffee, for some strange reason it makes me tired and more prone to sleep.
Why don't u own any guns /b/?
guns are cool guy
>>715327938
i dont have a small dick and am not a talentless loser so i have nothing to compensate for.
>>715327938
cause id shoot myself in the head by accident before i could use it inappropriately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>715328243
>said the guy with the talentless loser with a small dick
Thick pale girls. Go!
Bump!
GOOD GOD THATS A FAT ASS
Rump!
Fb friends you fap to
all i ever wanted was a hug from a girl. i knew a gf was out of the question, as was sex. it would have been nice to hug a girl though
i'm fucking 26 years old and never a hug. seriously it's never going to fucking happen.
>>715323830
24 k/d/v here
It's ok, we're gonna be wizards and then some day even wraiths
>>715323830
have you never had a job before with female coworkers? They've never give you a hug?
>>715324039
>implying i can take 4 more years of this
>>715324096
yes i have had a job with female coworkers, no they've never given me a hug.
>>715323830
That is depressing and i hope youre lying. If not idk what to say just get a prostitute or something.
>>715323830
Are you repulsively ugly? Like 0/10? If not go on Tinder and get laid kid
Your 10 year old daughter has a 25 year old boyfriend.
Your hear them fucking in your daughters room every now and then.
She never complains about him and is generally happy as can be.
Would you be OK with this? Why (not)?
Not OK, I don't want to catch any diseases.
Not okay with this...I have a daughter I must have messed up big time.
Chris Hansen would like to speak with you
>>715331059
That's your only problem? I'm ok with this
I'm 21 dating a 15 year old and it's not ok
a 10 year old is in no way mature enough ur daughter will have future traumas
make an end to this and beat the guy
