Can /b/ count to 5 and a half to get nudes of my ex?
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And a half
Pay up bitch
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Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed.
>>681971645
i need to see tits first
Waifu claiming thread.
Boat edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fubuki claimed
>>681971100
Kill yourself.
>>681971175
I failed with the image limit sorry ^^ but I wouldn't kill myself just because an anon on the Internet says it
>>681971100
>naps are NOT a good idea
but they are
>sachi claim
>>681971100
>>681972141
I agree with Sachii. Naps are great.
Shizuru get!
>i wake up for another sing-songy sunshiney funday
>i stretch and yawn as I rip my daily wakey gas, the feeling of liquid splattering against my Magic School Bus undies makes me proud
>i haul myself out of bed, kissing my Rei Ayanami body pillow good morning, but my legs buckle out from under my generous frame
>oh well! I guess I'll have to be a Roly Poly from now on
>i roll over to my GBP chart and check it
>I've saved up a whole 5 GBP! That's a new record I'm SURE mummy will be proud of!
>i roll down the stairs to see what mumsy is up to this wonderful morning
>i slip and crack my nose against the stairpost
>mumma gets up shocked, "Anon are you okay?!"
>i'm bleeding from my nose and it has a weird shape, but I don't care, "mummy mummy, where's the yummy chickie tendies for my tummy?"
>"what?"
>i lift my shirt and begin slapping my tummy like a bongo "your precious little angel has saved five GBP, make some chickie tendies, and make them all for me!"
>"Anon, you know the price for a tendie meal is 20 Good Boy Points. And after the Legoland incident you should be grateful that you still have 5 left."
>i freeze. This BITCH, has the fucking GALL, to deprive me of my well deserved poultry cutlets.
>i sit up and begin slamming my feet on the floor angrily and punching my head
>"YOUR SPECIAL LITTLE BOY HAS BEEN GOOD FOR FAR TOO LONG, TENDIES NOW YOU BITCH OR I SHALL DO YOU WRONG"
>she closes her eyes, "Anon, please calm down..."
>i begin screaming and simultaneously poopooing and peepeeing my pants, but my engine has been burned out and I curl up in my own waste, peacefully sleeping
>i wake up clean and tethered to my bed, a plate of yummy tendies on my tummy with a note from mama jama saying she's sorry for being so harsh and that she's proud of me for being such a good boy
Being a bad boy has its perks, but nothing beats the satisfaction of being mummy's good little boy!
>>Only saving 5 GBP
Pleb
>>681962845
11/10 GBP story, good job. I'd share you some of my GBP but I'm saving mine up for grocery day
>>681962845
This didn't piss me off like most autism, it made me really sad for some weird reason. Like I feel... a weird depression. Strange.
I'm not sure who I feel sorrier for - OP or the mother.
Food you frequently consume?
Cereal
Your mothers cunt.
Salad, bcuz I am trying to become unfat
6 scrambled eggs
Daily
And nothing else.
I'm dying /b/
No joking, are jews bad people?
I always felt jews were unfairly hated. Every jew I met was nice, helpful but the cheap stereotype IS 100% real.
The more I learn about communism, crooked unions, etc the more I feel like I've been fooled all these years.
What's the truth /b/?
pic unrelated
I have an awesome jew friend who i just make holocaust jokes to all the time. If their not greedy their usually 10/10 friends
the Jewish are a scapegoat for anything that goes wrong for a lot of people so I would say they are unfairly hated. it's ridiculous to believe that the Jewish are the root cause of everything that goes wrong and besides that thinking that a whole lot good for Germany plummeting them into War debt. it's all social psychology though with authority. if you strip people away from their individual identity and have them believe and some notion that the authority is pushing then it's easy to persuade a bunch of people into radical mindsets like the Jewish being inherently evil
Well, I've been listening to a podcast, "You must remember this", it's about Hollywood history. Right now, she's doing the black list and communist screening. A lot of the commie subversives were jews and she is very pro commie/jew in her presentation.
Then, I find out Lenin was a jew and supposedly Marx. What's up with that?
>jews are o.k guys!
>Israhell
choose one
i got in to my neighbors wifi and going to rename it.
dubs decide what i should rename it to.
currently it's just a shit name "WIFIADAPTER923402"
>>681969655
"PASSWORD IS " and the the actual password
"supniguuindarongneogbohood"
mhhm FuckJews88
superfag
you guys know how to play
>>681965671
>rill
>>681965671
rerolling
rule
Girls you know who you want to fuck - family edition. Pic related from my sister's insta
another
my cousin, she sent me this on snapchat, then a message saying 'ive seen you staring at this, like what you see?'
>>681968797
>>681968755
she didnt post a full nude to insta
but if this is your sister keep sharing
>>681968896
i told her yes, and she sent nudes which she wouldnt let me sc, but a few weeks later she let me save this, and ive been fapping to it for days just because of the aerola pretty much
/b/ does anyone else chew on their fingers like this? Ive had a massive problem with this since I was in early Middle school and its very embarrasing. Im 22 now and I think I chew on my fingers even worse now. My thumbs get the blunt of of the chewing, but I chew on all my fingers. Whenever I find loose skin, I chew it off. I make myself bleed and even if it hurts, ill rip the skin off to the fiber where its bright red. The picture in the op is not mine, but I will post a picture of my fingers in a few minutes to show you what im talking about. Everyone I know thinks its strange but I have to find someone else out there who does the same thing.
yup, not as hardcore as the picture you posted but to a point.
I do too. Just npt as bad as that pic tho. Goddamn that looks painful.
I only bite nails, im 34 now, i can not recall ever to have had normal nails.
I can not stop, I think it is some kind of insecurity thing, it gets worst at job when I have to do some major and complex programmering. Not that I am bad at my job, but it is just something deep inside that keeps going, what if you cant and then i bite my nails.
>>681969406
Sad thing is, my fingers have been in worse condition than my op before. As of right now my fingers are in an a less damaged condition. When theyre wet, you can really see the damage. Im waiting for my phone to charge so I can take a pic.
Traps/CD thread
>>681970595
thank god. i wasnt done fapping.
Post die sletten!
Hoeren!
walk in, see this, wat do
>>681963697
Fag
ew, shave his asshole
>>681963379
why does he have 2 assholes
im gonna eat it faggot !
tell me what to do
Kys
inside or outside?
>>681967032
masturbate
>>681967356
I too want to know. Also, that seems like a lot for one person. Thats probably 6-7g when a normal dose is a 1.5-2g
save an image and u lose. dont consider opening an image in new tab
your fault for coming on /b/ lel
you foken faggot
>>681967593
Spoiler from a movie? which is made for retards like you OP, read the comics.
>>681967593
lol seen it twice
War machine gets paralyzed, lmao
>>681967832
movie already came out in my country
already saw it buddy
All trips are immortal.
>>681967743
Make me God
>>681967811
Nope.
Jokes on you, I'm already immortal
Sup bitch cunts?
> /b/ Adventure Game
Character: Bob
> Inventory: Empty
> Wallet: 50 coins
Dubs decides what to do next.
buy a shovel from the merchant just out of frame.
>>681969340
choke yourself.
Make Bob hang himself.
>>681969393
do eet
This is what I've found so far, but I'm not even finished
>>681967989
anon, put your mother's underwear back where you found it and stop posting pictures of girls from facebook
>>681967989
>>681967880
damn who is she to you
wait for her to come back and give her the dick then post vid here
>>681968301
She isn't my mother how can I prove that I'm actually at her house?
