I am so fucking hyped to see this movie, who else is going to go see it and how hyped are you?
>>681969560
eat dicks
Spider man dies
Saw it last night Americucks
>>681969560
He is kill
1 million subs in 1 month xD hissss
Is this the funniest guy on youtube right now?
>>681970613
fuck no. that's just a matter of opinion. it's not rocket science to know that he's appealing to a bunch of little kids (which by and large make up the majority of youtube's viewers). me, being 29, can't fucking stand sitting through his videos.
He's literally being forced onto us by YouTube.
I don't even watch his vids (any gaming vids at all actually) and this faggot is still always in my feed somehow.
Pretty easy to hit 1mill when YouTube is literally shilling you to the top.
>>681970613
yeh he is the funniest bruh
>>681970825
fuck of sumerfagfaggot
>>681971185
fuck off homo cocksuker
>>681970613
>try to find out what's so funny about him
>find his latest video
>click play
>"*grunt* *snicker* heehee...hi guys it's leafy look at this cringy 4 year old xDD"
>close browser
roast/degrade thread,
would u fuck or not? if yes describe how.
reply for reply
>>681969508
Is that your mom? She's fuckable I guess.
>>681969508
your moms hot
The girlfriend
Gonna re-dye my hair today, trips picks new color
op will delivar
pic related, it's the shitty puce-brown color my hair has turned after months of not giving a shit about it
Pink
>>681971644
Ever heard of naruto?
rainbow
>>681971644
Nazi blonde
finishing dump
>>681971461
Monitoring
A zombie apocalypse began, the object to your left is your only weapon, HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
Pretty fucked
I have an SKS to the left of me under my bed. And about 700 rounds of 7.62x39 in my closet. I'm good.
>>681970861
Vape. I'm ok.
>>681970861
Starcraft II Collector's Edition James Raynor Dogtag USB drive
>it's cool but I'm fucked
Dubs names my rig
Throat cancer
>>681971172
Fragile-ass long-john
>>681971172
unnecessary
Unitard
Here's why US of A sucks.
Let's compare America with a socialistic country. Let's take Sweden.
Sweden:
> Higher average net income despite much higher taxes
> Education is free, including college
> School meals up to college
> Healthcare is free
> Dental care is free for minors
> Average education level is higher then US
> Crime rates are lower (per capita)
> Has marriage equality and rights for LGBT people nationally.
US of A:
> Spends more then half the entire budget on military
> Still has laws that is homophobic and misogynistic
> Allows companies like Monsanto to poison food, and allows that food to be sold in stores
> Higher crime rates, kill rates and generally more violent crimes
Sweden is a democratic socialist country.
And before retarded "hurrdurr muslim cucks", these things existed long before America invaded the middle east and created the whole European immigrant crises. The immigrant levels have nothing to do with socialism.
the one key difference you fail to mention is struggle.
in america we have to struggle to achieve greatness. this weeds out the week and allows greatness.
if life is to easy then everyone is mediocre.
>>681970456
but..but Murica will be gr8 gain
It's Saturday and you're on 4chan? Why aren't you hanging out with your friends?
I'm 45 .. I don't have any..
>>681968433
You guys are my friends
DOING THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
I'm at work
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
Anyone want to do cock some pics in private via email? email me souichieo @ gmail
>>681972446
So just how much has traffic for the website increased with you shilling for it on /b/ every fucking day?
Can /b/ count to 5 and a half to get nudes of my ex?
1
2
3
4
5
And a half
Pay up bitch
3
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed.
>>681971645
i need to see tits first
Waifu claiming thread.
Boat edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fubuki claimed
>>681971100
Kill yourself.
>>681971175
I failed with the image limit sorry ^^ but I wouldn't kill myself just because an anon on the Internet says it
>>681971100
>naps are NOT a good idea
but they are
>sachi claim
>>681971100
>>681972141
I agree with Sachii. Naps are great.
Shizuru get!
>i wake up for another sing-songy sunshiney funday
>i stretch and yawn as I rip my daily wakey gas, the feeling of liquid splattering against my Magic School Bus undies makes me proud
>i haul myself out of bed, kissing my Rei Ayanami body pillow good morning, but my legs buckle out from under my generous frame
>oh well! I guess I'll have to be a Roly Poly from now on
>i roll over to my GBP chart and check it
>I've saved up a whole 5 GBP! That's a new record I'm SURE mummy will be proud of!
>i roll down the stairs to see what mumsy is up to this wonderful morning
>i slip and crack my nose against the stairpost
>mumma gets up shocked, "Anon are you okay?!"
>i'm bleeding from my nose and it has a weird shape, but I don't care, "mummy mummy, where's the yummy chickie tendies for my tummy?"
>"what?"
>i lift my shirt and begin slapping my tummy like a bongo "your precious little angel has saved five GBP, make some chickie tendies, and make them all for me!"
>"Anon, you know the price for a tendie meal is 20 Good Boy Points. And after the Legoland incident you should be grateful that you still have 5 left."
>i freeze. This BITCH, has the fucking GALL, to deprive me of my well deserved poultry cutlets.
>i sit up and begin slamming my feet on the floor angrily and punching my head
>"YOUR SPECIAL LITTLE BOY HAS BEEN GOOD FOR FAR TOO LONG, TENDIES NOW YOU BITCH OR I SHALL DO YOU WRONG"
>she closes her eyes, "Anon, please calm down..."
>i begin screaming and simultaneously poopooing and peepeeing my pants, but my engine has been burned out and I curl up in my own waste, peacefully sleeping
>i wake up clean and tethered to my bed, a plate of yummy tendies on my tummy with a note from mama jama saying she's sorry for being so harsh and that she's proud of me for being such a good boy
Being a bad boy has its perks, but nothing beats the satisfaction of being mummy's good little boy!
>>Only saving 5 GBP
Pleb
>>681962845
11/10 GBP story, good job. I'd share you some of my GBP but I'm saving mine up for grocery day
>>681962845
This didn't piss me off like most autism, it made me really sad for some weird reason. Like I feel... a weird depression. Strange.
I'm not sure who I feel sorrier for - OP or the mother.
Food you frequently consume?
Cereal
Your mothers cunt.
Salad, bcuz I am trying to become unfat
6 scrambled eggs
Daily
And nothing else.
I'm dying /b/
No joking, are jews bad people?
I always felt jews were unfairly hated. Every jew I met was nice, helpful but the cheap stereotype IS 100% real.
The more I learn about communism, crooked unions, etc the more I feel like I've been fooled all these years.
What's the truth /b/?
pic unrelated
I have an awesome jew friend who i just make holocaust jokes to all the time. If their not greedy their usually 10/10 friends
the Jewish are a scapegoat for anything that goes wrong for a lot of people so I would say they are unfairly hated. it's ridiculous to believe that the Jewish are the root cause of everything that goes wrong and besides that thinking that a whole lot good for Germany plummeting them into War debt. it's all social psychology though with authority. if you strip people away from their individual identity and have them believe and some notion that the authority is pushing then it's easy to persuade a bunch of people into radical mindsets like the Jewish being inherently evil
Well, I've been listening to a podcast, "You must remember this", it's about Hollywood history. Right now, she's doing the black list and communist screening. A lot of the commie subversives were jews and she is very pro commie/jew in her presentation.
Then, I find out Lenin was a jew and supposedly Marx. What's up with that?
>jews are o.k guys!
>Israhell
choose one
i got in to my neighbors wifi and going to rename it.
dubs decide what i should rename it to.
currently it's just a shit name "WIFIADAPTER923402"
>>681969655
"PASSWORD IS " and the the actual password
"supniguuindarongneogbohood"
mhhm FuckJews88
superfag
you guys know how to play
>>681965671
>rill
>>681965671
rerolling
rule
Girls you know who you want to fuck - family edition. Pic related from my sister's insta
another
my cousin, she sent me this on snapchat, then a message saying 'ive seen you staring at this, like what you see?'
>>681968797
>>681968755
she didnt post a full nude to insta
but if this is your sister keep sharing
>>681968896
i told her yes, and she sent nudes which she wouldnt let me sc, but a few weeks later she let me save this, and ive been fapping to it for days just because of the aerola pretty much
