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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a compulsive thief (kleptomaniac) anything
(seriously I can't control myself from stealing anything)
>>684200832
btw OP here
>will greentext stories if needed
>>684200832
how much for an iphone?
>>684200832
How did your steal adiccion start?
>>684201199
I don't sell, I just take shit then after I succeed and don't get caught destroy it or keep it
>>684201332
When I was in highschool as a freshman I started to feel an urge to steal things. It started when I was at school and I saw this new laptop the school bought. Shitty but they forgot to pass the security settings on it first so I took it. They never found me. It just escalated from there. I think it's up in the attic somewhere now
what does this feel like? Inquiring Virgin wants to know.
eh
In a word .... Awesome!
>>684204504
Better than sex tbh
When I was younger I was scared of getting a blowjob because I thought it would tickle too much.
>>684204504
Good if the bitch keeps her teeth off it.
Sick of girls who don't know how to suck a thick dick, you know what I mean?
Let's start this again. What's on Hank Hill's TV?
>>684202317
White screen.
/thread
>>684202555
This
Hello sharing tits
>>684201804
>>684201804
timetable or its not real
>>684201804
wena camila
>>684201876
>>684201942
Got new wifi.
trips names my new connection
>>684204874
i hate niggers i love trump
Feminist and proud <3
>Free Child Porn
You must leave the connection unlocked, you may set a router password but anybody must be able to use Internet without a password for wifi
>>684204874
KI_KI_KI_MA_MA_MA
>>684205822
This
Hey /b/!!! i'm a cute girl and I want attention from you guys, i'm desperate for attention /b/, will you give it to me? ;)
DEAR GOD YES, I GIVE YOU ALL THE ATTENTION FLATCHEST!
>yamaha
fucking poorfag
tits or gtfo
>>684201140
where do i send the money
Tits or gtfo
Trips decide wut do? (anything except an hero)
shoot up a school
Cap some negros.
>>684203960
shoot your own thumb, press the gun on the first phalange and cut it off with it
sell it and buy a glock
>>684203960
*a hero lol xD
Post a photo of people you truly think are beautiful! Male or Female
>>684202709
>>684202709
Anybody want to be my internet friend?
>>684201909
Not particularly, but I'll always be here on b.
>>684201909
No fuck off bitch
>>684201909
sure, how do i get a hold of you?
>>684201909
What's your facebook?
>>684202413
Aww thanks. Honestly really comforting
Boy oh boy do I have a special offer for you today /b/
What you are looking at is a collection of roughly 150 nudes of my freshly 18 years old girlfriend, with a handful of home made gifs thrown in for fun.
I'm giving you the choice to pick ANY picture you want to see! all you have to do is roll dubs and state the filename.
All pictures are of her either nude or in underwear.
only the trips get the gifs though!
Have fun rolling /b/
Here's a teaser to show what she looks like
Screenshot_2016-03-21-20-34-55
>>684201245
Just the numbers will do dude, they're all screenshots.
>>684200771
One more teaser to gather interest.
>>684201245
This
>>684205850
Dude your cousin is a guy.
>>684205850
If you cant get this then youre gay
>>684205850
Its nice to meet like minded individuals who like to get fucking blazed and watch hot porn
>>684205850
there is a god........
>>684205850
Damn man u just made my day awesome thanks :D
>>684205850
recurring fantasies about smoking good weed and killing people while i'm in my bedroom chilling, fapping to epic porn
Loli thread, "I'm Giving Bad People Good Ideas" edition
Prev: >>684190773
>>684201166
>downsface.jpg
Please, help a bro out and help me get the song name at 5.45, it's about life and death (not really, but its important kinda)
https://youtu.be/u0xlXSSVCVY?t=345
>>684196481
Whitechocholate
Sexygingerlady9
Like big dicks
>>684196562
Does not exist
>>684196481
I think i might know this girl...
>>684197134
Is this her?
>>684197134
>>684197277
different noses.
close tho
What is /b/'s stance on today's restroom crisis?
the government-controlled media is using it to distract us from some illegal shit theyre doing, its a pointless issue, trannies have been using public restrooms for years and nobodys cared
>>684197153
There are MEN and there are WOMEN. It's that simple... there is no transgender, there is no whatever the fuck else. There are only MEN, WOMEN, and MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE. HOW this has even become such a huge issue is beyond me.
>>684197509
Trannie, can confirm. So many cocks and so many sizes.
What crisis?
>men wanna use the ladies'?
>ladies wanna use the men's?
That's not so much a "bathroom" crisis as it is a "humans as a species" crisis
>>684197153
YLYL: Only shit you almost lost your mind over edition.
>>684193977
Vape-Glory Hole .
It's Friday night anon... why aren't you going out tonight to have some fun with your girlfriend?
Feels thread? Feels thread.
>>684196916
I don't have a girlfriend, actually I am a gay in denial right now. >.< (I don't want to be gay)
>>684196916
Because shes annoying and is being a little bitch.
>>684197441
how about just stop worrying about it, if someone asks just say you dont think youre anything you just go where you feel at the time
doesnt really matter anyway you're still a faggot
Nigga 12g joint
Whats /b/ smoking tonight
Bump
nothing :( all my guys are dry rn
>>684199210
same
what a waste
Rip
billions of years of evolution have lead to this moment
bump
>>684195091
>evolution
Lol
I think you're mixing natural population control with evolution again
Snarf will be on soon >.>
Bump
no cringe thread?
lets fix that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
>Find a flaw
Protip: you can't. Remy is literally perfect
>>684197189
>pubic hair
>small tits
>perfect
Too old.
Remy with huluhoop is the only gif i can always cum to
>>684197189
Her right knee looks like a Beluga Whale
Uh maybe her druggie face
You can tell she pops benzos and opiates on the reg
