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>>674625785
IRISH you wouldn't post ugly chicks...
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>dublin sluts
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>>674626409
Irish and Jewish. Ouch, brochacho.
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Tell me something stupid about yourself.

>I´m afraid of holding babies, because I always think I might accidentally drop them
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>>674626340
I like replying to retards on /b/
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>>674626340
I always wake up at 6:3 0am even when i dont need to
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>>674626340
i know that feel. but it's gone, you just have start holding them!
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>>674626540
That´s not really something stupid

I'm drunk as fuck. what movie shuld I watch?
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Zootopia
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c'mon motherfuckers recomend some shit

>674625389
I ain;'t going to the cinema or watching soem shitty rip
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>>674625184
Airplane!
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Kung fu hustle

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Where do you get your porn pics, /b/?

I usually go for Tumblr and if there's nothing there then 4chan. Are there any other sites you guys use though?

Pic related.
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Also general porn threat
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I don't have a whole lot of time. OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, I've kind of been running across the country.
Damn, I don't know where to start,
they'll triangulate on this position really soon.
ok
what we're thinking of as, as aliens,
they're extradimensional beings,
that an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with.
They are not what they claim to be.
they've infiltrated a lot of aspects of the military establishment,
particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, the government knows about them.
And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
the population to now. They are not!
They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
that are left will be more easily controllable.
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Everyone knows its not aliens that are the enemy, but the nazi's that are still living on the moonmoon.
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Op at least give some oc instead of this old ass text-translation of a call-in made to Alex Jones when he was on the air ago years back.
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>>674623555
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS POSTER
HE IS ONE OF THEM!!
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Something amazing has happened... /b/ found their limit. They won't fuck the rabbit.
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>>674620569
i would
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>>674620569
I'd totally fuck the rabbit.
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>>674621791
Same

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Heres a poem i wrote about chicken tendies

>All I want are chicken tenders
>Fresh from the hands of the tendie vendors
>Chunks of chicken I will toss
>Into spicy mustard sauce
>Mommy, I am hungry - famished
>Those nuggies on my plate have vanished
>I suggest you get me more
>Now, not later, fucking whore!
>I scream and shout and wet my diapies
>My bum needs soothing wipey wipeys.
>Do you want me to get a rash?
>Only you would be so brash
>This is why my daddy's gone
>I'm ashamed to call you mom.
>Mommy cries, and fills my plate
>Tries to douse my flaming hate
>Tendies are the only thing
>That seem to ease the gripping pain
>The pain within my hungry tummy
>Feed your baby, feed me mummy!
>Those sweet tendies in my tum
>Mask my stinging rashy bum
>Mommy sits and has a drink
>The only time that she can think
>Is when her baby has his treat
>Of chocolate milk and chicken meat
>Mommy knows what she must do
>While her baby has no clue
>Pulls the trigger, flash of light
>Now it's over, all is right
>Silence graces mommy's ears
>Smiles through the streaming tears
>No more tendies, poop or pee
>The pain is over, mommy's free
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Wtf anon..
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>>674625604
IZ DAT SUM IAMBIC TETRAMETER?
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>>674625720
whats the matter?
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>>674625604
7.5/10 op, i giggled

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Which one of these girls would you fuck?
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Far left.
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none
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2nd from right
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Far right ofc

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REKT thread, show us the dark side of /b/
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>>674624790
You are the man! I'm the guy from the other thread. LETS SEE SOME DEATH!
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Trips decides what sentence/word/phrase we all google until it hits the top of the google search suggestions and trends
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>>674626774
How to convince your mom to sleep with you
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Justin Bieber endorses Donald Trump
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Justin bieber commits suicide on camera
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>>674627000
Holy fuck that was fast

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any local Ottawans wanna fuck my gf with me Thursday night. huge hotel room already set up

still lookin
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>>674624042
Why commit to someone if you're gonna share, stupid cuck.
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What hotel?
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>>674624329
holiday inn express near the airport
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>>674624306
Agreed, cuck fag

Just dropped some LSD, lets have a drugs thread
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Anyone in the US want LSD?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE3ffjM5ZuQ

>song related
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>>674622623
Yea, would be awesome. 850 area code
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>>674622623
if he's a cop is this considered entrapment?

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Taylor swift / Nigger hate
>combo thread
Post your Tay Tay pics and also share some hate for niggers
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>>674625974

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I forgot about writing it backwards, but fuck you - dubs decides if I shave my head tonight.
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>>674625402
no, looks fine as it is, maybe trim beard a little bit
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>>674625402

Oh, it's not backwards.
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shave every single hair on your head incluiding facial hair
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>>674625726

I will not fulfill this request. I'm damn ugly enough. Dome is the limit. My wife will already murder me.

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pics you shouldn't post cont.
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O face!
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What illegal things have you done today /b/?
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>>674625424
If I'm in the UK, be white.
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nice try OP
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Dropped LSD & smoked weed. Trippin currently
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I have some illegal dubs

Thread is already shit, this OP is already a fagit
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>>674620599
Roll 2
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>>674620932
Roll 3
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>>674620980
Roll 4
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>>674621011
Final Roll

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Alright /b/ in this thread we turn cute animals into Aryan Nazis
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Bumping for greatness
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Aryan nazis?

is there some other sort?

... Illinois Nazis, perhaps?
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>>674623583
adolfhin hahaha

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KEK
I MADE IT INTO ONE OF THIS FAGGOTS VIDEO
I posted a hate comment on this jacksepticeyes' video and now I'm getting a bunch of hate comments on my videos.
I am Dan K. MayMay, and I've been featured in this faggots video.
IT FEELS FUCKING GOOD MAN TO BE FEATURED AND GET HATED ON BY 8 YEAR OLDS
WHO HERE /LIVINGTHEDREAM/

>At 0:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RycTLjUk9n8
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>>674624059
The guy looks like Irish E.T but that doesn't change the fact you can't into english for shit
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>>674624059
Good work, OP
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>>674624349
I was typing fast, tbh fam
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>>674624059
You're a legend

ITT: Mushroom grow kits
I've been interested for a while in getting a psilocybin mushroom grow kit. What's the best brand and how long do they typically take to produce a yield? I'm going to be in university for a couple more months before I go home, would that be enough time?
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Too easy anon.
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>>674621169
can you explain what this picture is showing?
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>>674621375
Lurk more newfag
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i dunno i grew my own in one month and a week.
spore syringe to brown rice, let it colonize
take colonized rice and mix it with horse poo
put it in a humid box

fan it everyday and wait

go to the shroomery if you're interested in actually growing them yourself. I would never bother with a kit

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