rate?
3.5/10
>>677369029
0/10
if youre banging that kill yourself op
Just finished programming a RAT computer virus. what do you think /b/? any other commands i could add?
Nice to see a fellow programmer. You should add a command that procs memory boot, or overide the memory dump so the pc crashes or bluescreens. Kicks to you man
>>677368306
Is that basicily a ddos? that could work
what lang vb?
>>677368529
oh no i get it ddos just fucks the wifi, urs fucks the whole pc
Which button and why?
>>677365813
Gas jews. Niggers aren't controlling the government.
y not both hur dur hur dur
>>677365813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7se313usc
>>677365813
... well I don't have any jewish friends. but really I'd just fuck off without pushing any buttons
Give me reactions, /b/
if i was you i wouldnt take sides in this.
Hey /b/ feeling like shit just broke up with my gf of 4 months because my wife is moving back into my house.
Anyone else in some fucked up situations?
pic related my wife
>>677367180
That blows man
>>677367180
...kill yourself. Also congrats on fucking your relationship with your wife forever...
>>677367461
you have no idea also another pic
>>677367180
That's what you get for cheating on your wife faggot. It's called "guilt" because you know you fucked up and have to face the repurcussions.
You know what to do
https://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en/
literally me
bamp
#CheckUrPriviliges
Hi /b/,
How about ending life tonight?
Dubs decide what I do.
Life was great, I love all my family and friends.
Greetings
>>677367721
Shove dildo up your ass and jump off of a bridge.
>>677367838
rolling for this
>>677367838
roll, op better deliver
>>677367721
Get a assault rife and shoot up a mosque
Good evening Anonymous!
Come in for advice, fortune telling, or friendly chats.
Evenin Reimu!
bump
I wonder how the thread will go.
>>677369313
How are you tonight?
>>677369339
Well, I hope. I have something fairly big planned myself, though, so... maybe it will.
lol I'm anonymous!
My son Mathew told me about your memes on Facebook. Are you here Mathew?
>>677368856
you don't want this, leave. Trust me.
>>677368856
Seems legit.
>>677368856
Tits or gtfo.
>>677368856
Ugly cunt
ITT: Post a song, listen to the one below yours, then come back and rate it
https://youtu.be/0NKzhKt4iJk
5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=DE&hl=de&v=nyrcAPJSRJc
>>677368374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtjdI8ikGJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuvgkJAD6fE
/b/, how to I get my gf to have a mmf threesome? She is super into the fantasy of getting fucked by multiple guys at once, but seems to nervous to make that a reality.
Pic related, it's her.
>>677367250
She is really sexy
Anyone?
>>677368137
She looks like she would be a lot of fun to fuck with another guy. Maybe you could start by asking her to suck a dildo while you fuck her and tell her how much it turns you on. Post more of her!
>>677368468
Already do that. She loves getting fucked while there is a dildo in her mouth or ass. I feel like I'm really close to breaking the threshold.
ask a guy that lost his virginity tonight anything
How's your mid-life crisis going?
>>677367813
im 23 ffs ha ha
>>677367588
Was it awkward for you?
>>677367886
23 damn bro was it a hooker or roofies?
>be me
>be 17
>I'm in love with a female friend
>she is not
>she comes over for some nights
>we sleep in the same bed and all
>nothing happens because at the time she was literally deprived from any sexual impulse (she was younger, maybe that adds up)
>she falls asleep
>I go to the bathroom
>the WC is clogged
>what the fuck?
>toilet paper floats around in those obscure waters
>try to unclog it
>fail
>welp, autism is now an option
>immerse my arm in the toilet
>try and reach for the problem
>grab a solid 10/10 turd
>GOD DAMN IT
>back off
>wash my hands for 10 minutes
>leave the toilet clogged up for the nigh
>next day I tell my dad about the thing
>he fixes it
>the stupid bitch flushed her tampon
>mfw my father fought shit & tampons in my place
>mfw I grabbed my loved one's shit
and this is how I fell out of love
how about you /b/ros?
>mfw my father fought shit & tampons in my place
Your father is a goddamn hero
>>677365906
I never thanked him enough
he never said anything about the huge piece of toblerone in the toilet, he only mentioned the tampon
>>677365435
>and this is how I fell out of love
>how about you /b/ros?
Oneitis.
She ended up being a general motherfucking whore.
Still OP here
this is out of context but still proves that my father is a hero
>Be with my best friend
>Have dinner together at my place
>We spicy ramen
>Father comes home, he's brought us some stuff from Mc Donald's (like, a random menu for each of us)
>cool
>later we go outside
>smoke a LOT of weed
>be really high
>Munchies are KILLING me
>I have the brightest idea
>there's a 24/24 open automatic shop near here
>go there
>each one of us eats a pizza
>I'm not satisfied
>I eat a bacon filled stuff (it's called Puccia, here in Spaghettiland)
>I'm not a fatfag, by the way, just was really hungry at the time
>get home
>have a good time
>friend asks for milk
>you what mate?
>"milk. with mint syrup."
>...okay?"
>get it for him
>he drinks a bit of it
>ten minutes later he's fountain vomiting in my bathroom
>he manages to vomit on the floor, behind the toilet, in front of the toilet but NOT inside the toilet
>I told you you stupid FUCK
>he's too high and he literally cannot have a normal conversation
>mutters "sorry sorry eemmm sorry..."
>fuck you
>try to clean up
>fail
>father wakes up in the middle of the night because of noises
>"what happened?"
>stupid fuck drank a bit too much, dad
>"let me handle this"
>at 3 am the man kneeled into a pool of vomit just to clean it spot clean
>i spend the night trying not to vomit myself
>I manage to do that
now this is also a dad thread
Faces and rate thread
THREE
THERE ARE THREE OF THESE FUCKING THREADS UP RIGHT NOW FUCKING CHRIST
s/fur believes in you
>>677367862
this is now a glenn hate thread
gonna go try out some xcom2
>>677367968
No.
>>677367968
Fuck Glenn
draw thread
Posting in faggots thread.
reaching back for a high five
I still dare all the drawfags to make a Rule34 of this moto
Oral creampie thread.
No facial or cum in open mouth shit.
no faggot
OHHHH OP JUST GOT SHUT DOWN
>>677367238
It's calles mouthfull, you retard
>>677367238
Bumpin'
>this looks promising
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
Kei claimed
>>677368227
claimed kagami!!
first
Singles Get edition!
Fuck this movie. Such a fucking piece of shit.
Post movies that were so shitty they pissed you off
Literally every movie on netflix
>>677367913
Adam Sandler thread
>>677367913
this and Machete Kills
i paid money to see iron man 3. much disappoint
>>677368128
this show is pretty good tho
Zootopia thread 4.0
and lewds up in here?
Is there a spess muhrine Judy?
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