ATTENTION
you will not get a good sleep tonight unless you comment:
"best of snips snipper"
Best of snips snipper
best of snips snipper
>>677370892
best of snips snipper
Best snips of snippers
Another FB fap thread
>>677370796
On the left. Want nao.
>>677370653
the anon, continue giving me the other pics plox and i supply you wit dis hoe
Press F to pay respects.
Prokhorenko : They have spotted me, there are shooting everywhere, I am pinned, requesting immediate extraction.
Command: Extraction request acknowledged.
...
Command: ETA on evacuation 12 minutes, return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are close, I am surrounded, this may be the end, tell my family I love them dearly.
Command: Return to the green line, continue returning fire, help is on the way, followed by air support.
Prokhorenko : Negative, I am surrounded, they are so many of these bastards!
Command: Extract ETA 10 minutes, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : I can’t they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry.
Command: return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are outside, conduct the airstrike now please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and I died fighting for my motherland.
Command: Negative, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : Unable command, I am surrounded, they are outside, I don’t want them to take me and parade me, conduct the airstrike, they will make a mockery of me and this uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. Please my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.
Command: Please confirm your request.
Prokhorenko : They [are] outside, this is the end, commander, thank you, tell my family and my country I love them. Tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death, good bye commander, tell my family I love them!
Command: [No response, orders the airstrike]
>>677367700
with that fucking whore no wonder he'd rather take an air strike
>>677367700
oh ya this guy..
Turned out Prokhorenko had fallen asleep inside a building or something. He hates the dark so he used a pillow case to cover his head while he slept. He was so wasted from vodka he couldn't take it off, and became surrounded by 2 IS fighters..
Rare pepes for this man
Loli voice acting thread !!!
Roll a 6
>>677368588
might as well ask for cp u faggot
>>677368847
That's not the point
People roll for something for me to say and then i read it aloud in a loli voice
>>677368588
Nazi confirmed
i hate niggers and im a sissy boy
roll
CAN YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?
is this meme still being forced
Seriously? What is the rock cooking? The world needs to know!!!!
>>677368419
this is no meme jabroni
>>677368245
CAN YA SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS ROOKING?
do your thing
:-)
>>677368052
Crimson King.
How do I become a mod?
just ask a mod and he'll butt fux you
>>677366330
Where do I find a mod to buttfuck me?
>>677365929
ask janny hotpockets
>>677366709
craigslist
rate?
3.5/10
>>677369029
0/10
if youre banging that kill yourself op
Just finished programming a RAT computer virus. what do you think /b/? any other commands i could add?
Nice to see a fellow programmer. You should add a command that procs memory boot, or overide the memory dump so the pc crashes or bluescreens. Kicks to you man
>>677368306
Is that basicily a ddos? that could work
what lang vb?
>>677368529
oh no i get it ddos just fucks the wifi, urs fucks the whole pc
Which button and why?
>>677365813
Gas jews. Niggers aren't controlling the government.
y not both hur dur hur dur
>>677365813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7se313usc
>>677365813
... well I don't have any jewish friends. but really I'd just fuck off without pushing any buttons
Give me reactions, /b/
if i was you i wouldnt take sides in this.
Hey /b/ feeling like shit just broke up with my gf of 4 months because my wife is moving back into my house.
Anyone else in some fucked up situations?
pic related my wife
>>677367180
That blows man
>>677367180
...kill yourself. Also congrats on fucking your relationship with your wife forever...
>>677367461
you have no idea also another pic
>>677367180
That's what you get for cheating on your wife faggot. It's called "guilt" because you know you fucked up and have to face the repurcussions.
You know what to do
https://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en/
literally me
bamp
#CheckUrPriviliges
Hi /b/,
How about ending life tonight?
Dubs decide what I do.
Life was great, I love all my family and friends.
Greetings
>>677367721
Shove dildo up your ass and jump off of a bridge.
>>677367838
rolling for this
>>677367838
roll, op better deliver
>>677367721
Get a assault rife and shoot up a mosque
Good evening Anonymous!
Come in for advice, fortune telling, or friendly chats.
Evenin Reimu!
bump
I wonder how the thread will go.
>>677369313
How are you tonight?
>>677369339
Well, I hope. I have something fairly big planned myself, though, so... maybe it will.
lol I'm anonymous!
My son Mathew told me about your memes on Facebook. Are you here Mathew?
>>677368856
you don't want this, leave. Trust me.
>>677368856
Seems legit.
>>677368856
Tits or gtfo.
>>677368856
Ugly cunt
ITT: Post a song, listen to the one below yours, then come back and rate it
https://youtu.be/0NKzhKt4iJk
5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=DE&hl=de&v=nyrcAPJSRJc
>>677368374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtjdI8ikGJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuvgkJAD6fE
/b/, how to I get my gf to have a mmf threesome? She is super into the fantasy of getting fucked by multiple guys at once, but seems to nervous to make that a reality.
Pic related, it's her.
>>677367250
She is really sexy
Anyone?
>>677368137
She looks like she would be a lot of fun to fuck with another guy. Maybe you could start by asking her to suck a dildo while you fuck her and tell her how much it turns you on. Post more of her!
>>677368468
Already do that. She loves getting fucked while there is a dildo in her mouth or ass. I feel like I'm really close to breaking the threshold.
ask a guy that lost his virginity tonight anything
How's your mid-life crisis going?
>>677367813
im 23 ffs ha ha
>>677367588
Was it awkward for you?
>>677367886
23 damn bro was it a hooker or roofies?
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