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Sup /b/ I wanna eat my cum but I pussy out every time I get close. What do?
I am also interested in this.
You must focus harder!
Don't cave in at the end!
Once you finally bust nut in your own mouth, you will know what nirvana is like!
>>707520581
I've read before you could cum in a glass and then drink it when horny again but then it's cold..
>>707520478
accept the fact that you're not a faggot and stop trying to eat your cum
>>707520796
Fair point, I probably shouldn't try anymore if I really cant
Hey /b/ I have this rough patch on my timberland boots, any idea how to cure it? I have a eraser and a nubuck brush if that helps
those are some dope ass timbs
>>707521257
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Google is hard.
Inb4 don't help him he's a nig nog
>>707521257
they're work boots, get over it
>>707521566
I don't have the balm proofed and the eraser has a smooth side where I can lift the nap, and it still doesn't fix that one patch
Find a flaw in this chart
>>707520291
Put atheism below christianity and place KEKism in Truth-tier
No specific religion, more of a karma type of thing I believe in. Will identify as a Christian though and pray for the luls. Church is fun to go to, theology is so interesting to me. What am I?
>>707520611
A faggot. Church is Fun? Dafuck?
>>707520856
guess so. I don't know why I like it.
>>707520291
atheism = edge tier
>she thinks I'm cute
>She's fucking 8/10
>I may have a chance to get with her
>She's taller than me
Should I save myself from the humiliation of dating a taller girl or should I suck it up
I'm 5'7, she has maybe an inch or so on me
you should kill yourself, manlet
>>707520974
It's honestly hell
>>707520765
just go for it i've dated a 6'0 girl i'm only 5'5 sex was super easy in the standing position
>>707520765
Fucking go for it. The only number she shouldn't beat you significantly is WEIGHT
I knew a guy who was 5'4". He knew how to talk to women. He had hot women and models lined up around the block to get with him. Don't be a shmuck about your height. No one cares about your height but you. He didn't let it stop him from fucking the hottest women. Don't let it stop you.
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
k
Bullshit
Why not give it a shot
Doubt it but it's worth a shot at this point.
bet
Quitting WoW and giving away EVERYTHING! Last night I'm doing it so get it while it's hot! Had fun doing this last night, met a couple really cool anons, and gave away a little over 1 million in gold and other goodies.
As before, tits, lulz, or some sob story about why I should hook you up. Any femanon that wants to tits on skype get everything. At least 1.5mil in the stuff pictured if you AH it all on Illidan horde side. Maybe 2.5 mil if you wait it out and sell it all when it's priced high.
Screen shot shows what's up for grabs tonight. Will
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Gbank tab screen shot of what I'm giving away.
OP delivering last night
>>707521977
And again
If it 404's I'm out. Last shot kids.
Hey again OP, you hooked me up yesterday... Just bumping for you and giving some validity to your post. Thanks again.
Slow at taco Bell rn ama
How are you?
kill yourself nigger
>>707521003
My shoulder hurts
>>707521029
Man I wish
Do they still have the cheesy gordita crunch?
You have control over her for a full 24hrs. What would you do to her?
feed her well
What naughty thing would do to her?
>>707520557
I wanna rub my nuts all over her face
Force her to take computer science classes so she's around fat awkward neckbeards that try to hide their boners, but they can't.
Id fuck that tight pussy all night
>>707520557
call her and hang up when she picks up.
lol
drawthread: moku edition
goku here
im gay i take request yes
>>707520921
>He means make a delicious cake please
well im not allowed to use the stove
>>707521023
>how can you call yourself a girl if you don't even have boobs
i do have boobs! just not mountains like nims!
>>707521252
>You
You
>>707520356
okay dokay.
>>707520137
>>707520356
i dont know, i rarely get into the furry mood..
>>707520430
anon, i am actually clean !
>>707521271
what kind of porn is it..?
>>707520470
hey i really like your art, keep it up
>>707521215
just avoiding, and that wasnt me.
would you rather watch your sister being fucked by a dog or a nigger?
>>707521821
i'd rather not watch at all
>>707521821
C) BOTH AT THE SAME TIME :D
>>707521821
One, then the other. I don't care which order.
>>707521949
faggot
>>707521821
Dog, not even a choice.
Dubs names my cat
Boo boo kitty fuck
Fetty wap
Cyclops
Send him to the vet to remove the eye and stitch it shut.
Or call it "stitch" when it is stitched.
>>707521203
roll
Mr. Watermelon
NEW THREAD FAGGOTS, OP GET IN HERE
>>707521393
nice man :P <(^__^<)
>>707521393
what was said previously??
>>707521520
>>707511754
OP just say that you really like her, want to be something more than friends and ask to hang (dinner etc) out one day.
stop listening to 4chan (except me)
What did they mean by this?
>>707513883
ad revenue is down because everyone left because of various reasons, cancer, catpcha, etc
serves them right for not listening to the users
>>707515133
This
>>707513883
I won't miss this fucking place. Full of trap loving, hilarry worshipping beta cuck faggots. White hat sjw libtards that need to be beaten to death before they contaminate the master race gene pool. But I'm not bitter.
>>707517022
Dubs check'd. Now fuck off back to >>>/pol/
Just shut 4chan down it is all over now you fucking newfags killed it.
How has /b/ gotten over heartbreak?
It's been a month and I still think about her all the time.
>>707518317
if you kill yourself pls post stream link
OP doesn't know to commit suicide
fuck a different girl
>>707518317
>month
If it meant enough to make a thread then its gonna take you several of those buddy. Not tryna be a dick, just speaking from xp
>>707518317
That's because you're a beta with a small dick.
Instead of crying about one girl you can't fuck anymore, you should be excited about all the girls you can.
get out there and do something about it.
Big tit cuties thread
Would you milk her like a cow, guys?
>>707520041
her areolas are bigger than her fuckin head
I NEED YOUR BEST DANCING GIFS STAT
i'm groovin to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJVW6QwfNlM&list=PLhrKvwwCfkx6vrA6LHV35RVzWCi__nRjg&index=4
I'll help anyone in need of a dancing gif
>>707519480
>>707519511
you two are brilliant job well done
keep up the good owrk
>>707519511
Lost
Sauce? Also requesting naked guy dancing while chad fucks some chick
This was presented in my class today by my professor.
>college
>>707518912
where's cho when you need him
What was this about in particular.
>>707518912
>I was born with memes, shaped by them
>you merely adopted them
>>707518912
did you show him any rare pepe's?
What is this some sort of gender studies class or some shit
Post sonics
>>707518643
here u go
>>707518643
>>707518643
here
>>707518740
Thats
>>707518802
Not
>>707518891
Sonic
>>707518643
and here
sluts you know
