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>Yfw
Fuck
Friends you really wanna fuck..
>>704855964
hot. I love septums
OP
Drug thread
I don't car either you "just" drink, or smoke weed, or do harder drugs, get your add in here!
What are my drug /b/ros up to? Any interesting stories/questions?
>pic related
Currently just smoking some local kinda ehh quality weed with lots of kief on it to level the high out. Though last week I smoked crack essentially forcibly, ingested coke-infused molly, and stupidly robotripped. Along with weed always I guess (with 1-3 day tolerance breaks frequently)
so whats in your pic, op?
>>704847228
1-3 day tolerance breaks......
Hahahahaa wtf might as well not take a break at all and accept your dependency.
bump
>be 15
>summer going into sophomore year
>shitty concert at local park people go to during summer tonight
>starts at 7
>take 4 tabs of acid and go to concert
>awesome at first, listening to some sick jams on phone with a smile on my face while walking there
>arrive 2 hours early
>cant understand what im seeing
...
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>>704847694
What? I've taken three month tolerance breaks, and I've found that three-day tolerance breaks are great and the one-day tolerance breaks are usually because my shit dealer is just out.
2/10 post, think before your next one
The last 2 numbers of your post in reverse is the age you will lose your virginity.
Roll?
>>704855646
Name of her?
roll
so you are saying I have a chance
Deutschland THread
#original
wie gehts?
was steht an?
auswandern wann?
seid ihr mit euch selbst im reinen?
Reportiere ein.
>>704855772
was geht
Japanmösen, Check.
Wo ist die Pisse?
Ein volk, Ein reich, Ein fuehrer?
>>704855604
>wie gehts?
scheiße
>was steht an?
katzenfischen und ich muss noch was fertig machen für morgen
>auswandern wann?
Musel rate <20 mio :^)
>seid ihr mit euch selbst im reinen?
Naja
/b/ I'm bored. Slut shame me or something.
>>704853108
show me ur tits first baby
>>704853108
too many clother for a bored lady here
>>704853108
tits or gtfo you pigbeast
kill blacks
Hey /b I'm bored... Trips decides
>>704858260
first of all tits ass pussy whatever you choose
>>704858260
pussy
>>704858260
Tits or Gtfo
>>704858332
man that was close
>>704858260
god damn if real you're sexy, but tits or gtfo
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>704833695 (Dead)
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /kys/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>pls ban
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10/10 op
>>704857384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p_hudfkY5Q
>>704857169
Good enough
random images
ylyl best you got edition.
boooooooooooooooo
>>704847675
Morning YLYL thread 0/10
>>704847913
>>704847865
bring it cuck
>>704848190
>post pic of gore instead of video
>acts tough
Beta fag detected
Would you do this if your life was literally on the line?
>>704850703
Roll
>>704850703
Same
roll and that file name
>>704850703
Rolololol
>>704850703
roooollll ooo
FB fap thread: chubby/thick/big tits edition
Shes sooooo sexy
>>704851734
>chubby/thick
Well I'm out
>>704851954
>>704851962
dubs picks my new steam avatar
>>704851837
your welcome faggot
>>704851837
>>704851837
How many melons, /b/?
>>704848399
six
>>704848399
5 or 6
5 if you're talking about whole melons 8 if you're talking about seperate melons 0 if you're a fucking nigger
If you're talking pure math, 4.
To actually take this photograph, 6.
>>704848399
This is ambiguous. If we count total used we would say 6 if we count total melons present we have 5 ((3/4x4)+(.5x4)) if we count each melon individually we have 8. Its not the answer that is stupid, it's the way the question is asked.
give me you weirdest shit /b/
I catfish guys online using pictures of girls I know personally.
I had sex with a arab and coloured girl one hour apart, I stole both there panty. I now add them to collection ha ha ha
I want to dress up as a girl and get fucked in the ass. I have contacted many older guys but are just afraid to take the plunge.
>>704847805
Okay, I'll tell you my darkest secret.
I imagine being at my family's home alone. I'm sitting watching porn, and my three sisters come back unannounced while I'm masturbating. They make no noise as they enter. They all go change into their favorite outfits, then go in the bathroom. After they're ready, they yell for me to come back there. Shocked to hear them, I run back to see what they want.
Come in anon and sit down, we have a surprise for you they say. So I go inside and sit down....
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>>704847805
This is me. Don't AMA. Probably abandoning thread to go do it again.
Whats your conceal carry /b?
G36
makarov tbh
>>704846730
>>704846491
can you even give me one reason why you would NOT vote for Donald Trump to be president of the United States of America?
Better question: why you WOULD you vote for Donald Trump to be president of the United States of America?
>>704847068
To protect my Gun rights
if Ivanka were running too
>>704847068
personally, I believe that Trump is the candidate that Jews favor less. That alone is enough for me to consider him
Pence thinks dick cheny was a good VP and is inspired to follow his steps in office.
Nasty ass garbage spider
Also spiders thread
>>704846432
Wtf is that?
Here's a picture of my B. vagans after molting
>>704846965
Looks so pretty. No experience handling spiders, tarantulas, or any beasts of the like. Are the bristles stiff or silky? I've always been curious. Pretty sure I'd flip shit if I was even in the same room though, honestly.
>>704847431
They're rather easy to keep and maintain. They can go months without eating. As long as they've got water they can live for over a year without eating. The hairs are really soft, so soft that they're irrataiting. This species are known for flicking their hair from their abdomen as a defence mecognism.
Mah nigga, Eight-Legs Tony
Had to kill him since he would stay in one place, covered my whole ceiling with web and still didn't catch a single fly
Rest in peace, brother
I never usually beg but im in real need of just 10$ for some food please if ur generous enouhh heres my paypal any amount would be fine just done on my luck and havent ate in 2 days
[email protected]
Ill post some oc
>>704847866
Prove it lets see your fridge
Please
Everything in here is way over the expiration date so cant eat any of it
Bump with moar oc
>>704848198
I would help you out but I don't use PayPal sorry anon
shall i dump her nudes for us to wank over?
>>704849214
>>704849214
For sure anon. Don't let me stop you
>>704849214
I'm wanking at her smile.
>>704849367
what would u like to see?
>>704849493
she's got a great smile, right? you should shoot your load over her teeth lol
