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okay you fucking faggots, i need you fuckers to help me right a poem about the holocaust and the nazis
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Roses are are red
Violets are blue

check the attic
i hear a jew
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>>678574168
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu 卐
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>>678574432
In English you fucking edgelord
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"Right a poem" lmao

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For $180 YOU can own a 9mm pistol. What other excuses do you have for not owning a gun?
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>>678585050
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>>678585050
I don't need one.
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>>678585050
I live in Canada
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>>678585050
I can spend that money in whores

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Roll which Disney princess you fap to.

Post which one you want the most in your roll

Rolling for Jasmine.
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>>678587896
Rawling for Tati
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>>678587896
rollin'

rolling for the girl from Brave
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all of them
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>>678587896
Jasmine.

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Faces of /b/, Saturday night edition
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Inb4
>Justin Bombbay

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Fine. I made the thread first. Keep it bumped while I call then.
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>>678580619
Bump
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bumping with primates.
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>>678580619
updated info
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>>678580619
vocaroo that shit

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It amazes me that people with so much in their favor can be so weak. This attractive guy with a good-looking girlfriend recently killed himself while an unattractive kissless virgin like me would never even consider doing the same.
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Here he is with his girlfriend. She's not AAA, but I would think busting a nut in her would dispel any negative thoughts.
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>>678574885

Having advantages in life doesn't make existence less empty, dumbass
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Do you really think being a hot body with another hot body on your arm is all it takes? Insecure faggot
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I'm with you OP. Fuck these other faggots here

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drawthread
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>>678576461
5 bucks is my final offer
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>>678576987
Hand it over, Gondola is ready.
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>>678576923
>drawthread
No, thanks.
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fgfsdfgsdgssgsgaaaaagagfafa

hi

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Illinois
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>>678558192
Waddup niggie?
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708 here
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708 reporting in. Sup bros
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>>678558614
got anything to share?

looking for orland or tinley area

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/pol/ here
There are people pumping bleach into their autistic child's ass to kill his autism parasites.
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>>678570878
So? Babies die, Darwin wins. I fail to see the problem.
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>>678570878
Tis fucked up
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sweet jesus. What is the fucking fork for.
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>>678571151
ow the edge
>>678571216
size comparison

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Waifu claiming thread

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!

Atago claimed
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Dildo slam jam
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>>678584510
claimed!
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sup nerds

I lied.

ZOOTOPIA DISCUSSION THREAD 6

Ok, I'm definitely going to sleep now.

Oh fuck it I'll stay up for this thread.
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FIRST!
Oh wait, this isn't YouTube, is it.
Nevermind.
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New topic: vidya

>>678567377
I'm 135 on bf4, played only bc Ghosts was shit. 2.39 k/d on bf still don't like it

>>678566838
I feel you /b/ro, check out my emblem
>never forget ;(
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>>678567756
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>>678568130
Lik if your waching in 2000000001454 XDDDD
RIP headfone users :( XDDDDDDDD

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High School Waifu roll!!
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>>678577798
roll
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>>678578052
You got the goth girl.
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Why not
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>>678577798
Kek and roll

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Photos you have stolen from a girls phone/computer
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>>678559631
bump for family members
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my cousin
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>>678561376
damn go on
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>>678561376

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Giving away about 23 steam game codes, Just going to randomly give codes away, and post your steam username
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>>678575435
why not?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/DeadHandMan/
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>>678575435
just post that shit.
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198061726485/
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heres one code

8I30V-49THR-HFX5F

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Ask a femanon whose slept with over 50 men and women everything.

I'm not going to post tits, this is a legitimate Q&A that people might be curious about and I'm not going to show my tits.
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>>678577650
why
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tits or gtfo
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>>678577650
Do you think anyone cares, whore?
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>>678577650
Tits or gtfo

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ITT:post your favorite comic book character and why they're so great
pic related
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>>678561052
Does he end up blowing them away?

This is so fucking out of character compared to the original punisher who would just shoot a motherfucker in the face as soon as he judged them guilty of a crime.
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Waifu claiming thread

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!

Atago claimed
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My plan for finding a cute is is online dating, that way everything is clear right from the get go. And also since I'm going to be in a new city and won't know anyone
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>>678577895
Holo Claimed
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Erica claimed
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Obligatory claim
>AIDS edition

>>678577211
This is where I don't really know, I don't really make first moves. Don't really care much for dating in the first place.

Ehhhh, ask Fran. He seems to know a thing or two.

>Careful for those AIDS

>>678577591
Hi, I'm gay, are you gay, too?
>He's right though

>>678577427
George Takei can't help you now...
>suggestive hands

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Pics you shouldn't share/have thread continued from >>678552674
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>>678572059
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>>678572059
>>678572254
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>>678572059
>>678572254
>>678572316
All I got...
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>>678572059
>>678572254
>>678572316
>>678572371
Oops forgot image...

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found this at the beach what is it?
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>>678553982
A faggot.
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>>678553982
an ugly kid w/ a dopey smile
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Touch the tentacles
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We usually call them queers or gays but in a more detailed way you can call it a twink.

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why dont i see an pokebox thread? oh well i guess i'll have one.
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damnit man its between porn and a show im into
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