>Easter Sunday
>3 AM
>my 3 year old daughter fell asleep 2 hours before, I was playing watchdogs on ps4, just about to go sleep.
>open my living room window and lean out to smoke a cigarette.
>fucking cat, out of fucking nowhere
>jumps up in my window and the thing is purring like crazy, rubbing all over my face and shit
>cold as fuck outside, windy as shit, and its raining
>alright kitty cat, you can crash here for the night.
>set out some leftover chicken helper and a bowl of water
>lay down with my daughter to try and get some sleep before church
>pray the cat doesn't piss and shit on my carpet
Next morning
>I've never seen a cat get along so well with my little girl..
>we get ready super fast, get cat stuff at walmart (litter box, cat food, bowls, etc.)
>set it out for the cat, I can tell this cat fucking loves me already
I guess I have a cat now..
Help me name her /b/
Trips or 23 decides
I kinda like this cat, so can we refrain from names like Hitler or bitch or cunt
Thanks /b/
fucboi
Cumbucket
Mfw
Hot Carl
Continuation of a Game of /b/ros
MUPDATE: Turn 24
Open Houses: None
Open Schisms: Frey, Harlaw, Lannister (of Lannisport), Manderly, Royce and Yronwood (-1)
Event: Winter is Coming - Everyone receives a -1 T penalty for all rolls
>>676257186
Lannister > Fortify Lannisport
>Lord Ash "The Lewd" Lannister, The Effeminate Lion, Lord of Casterly Rock, Lord of Riverrun, Shield of Lannisport
>>676257186
Siege Old Town
>King Lews "Steelvine" Tyrell of Highgarden
>Paramount of the Reach and Warden of the Marches
>Diplomacy: Martell [Alliance], Arryn [Permission
>Bonus: Bountiful Harvest, Growing Strong [0/1], King of Westeros [+1]
>>676257186
Surround KL, cede KL to Lannister
>Lord Jason Arryn, The Moon Knight, The Courageous Falcon, The White Falcon., Jason the Just, Liberator.
>Allies: Lannister
>NAP: Tully
>Permission:
>Bonus: The Bloody Gate, As High As Honor (1/1),
>>676257186
Eliminate all Hightower´s T´s
Spills to the North
>Griffith "the Gruesome" Greyjoy, The White Kraken, Pirate of Bad Rolls, Soldier of Fortune
> Captain of Iron Fleet
>We do Not Sow
>NAP:Tully, Arryn
>Allies:Lannister
How do people drown lmao just drink the water lol.
Great job, Nibi, you doomed us to a Stairs thread
What's it like being attracted to titties?
He must be another Handsome Boy graduate.
>>676257757
same as butts cept you cant fuck em
Ebony girls, mixed, mulatto, whatever you want to call them
Thats a man
Faces of /b/
>>676254944
not bad
h/fur you nuggers
I love herm cock!
s/fur
>>676259052
Asks for fur, posts scales.
Why does she have tits anyways when reptiles lay eggs?
>>676258755
>>676258846
don't worry about it then
>>676259069
what was wrong with the last one?
>>676259260
Well, I guess we tried.
>>676259283
You mostly.
>>676259283
>>676259260
this again?
Game Link: http://www.hellrising.com/index.php
Newbie Guide: http://slimebeast.com/forum/hell-rising/tyr's-newbie-guide/
HEY NIGGERS PLAY THIS SHIT
Its essentially a apocalypse survival mmo, its browser based and has a ap system, in fact its similar to another game called urban dead but its better as ap regens faster, and more stuff to do.
You basically choose to play as either human, zombie or vampire in the quarantined city or serling, each race has lots of benefits, i.e humans get guns, can craft items ect. Zombies are infectious creatures who are good at surprise attacks, vamps can track enemies and gain damage the more they kill due to bloodlust.
One can make groups, there are npcs to kill, literally about 1000 different items. Games completely free save for some cosmetic items you can buy that are reskinned versions of other weapons.
Okay sign up now. Do it. If you used to play and you are stuck on the old map click the go to serling button.
Serious fucking question. Why are you betas afraid to let another man fuck your girl? I mean seriously if you aren't afraid of him fucking her better than you what is it? Straight up sounds like a bunch of insecure betas.
>>676241195
>betas
>your girl
>>676241195
quality threads have given way to what people think is quality bait. we've been sliding down a slippery slope for some time now anons, but i truly think we have come to the end of the line.
rip in peace /b/
>>676241924
Your stupid. RIP already contains in peace. It's redundant
>>676242136
newfag
Judy thread number 700/100000
>>676261204
id pay 12.99 for to watch that, or however much it costs, but sadly, the producers must fill quotas, and 1-2 hours of a slice of life wouldn't make much money.
Trips for tits
doesnt hurt to try
>>676258672
bait
>>676258672
Hope this ain't bait.
r34 bread
DUBS DECIDES
>>676258351
KEKZZLE
Gaggle
>>676258469
There are two options: kek or zozzle.
Also, roll for kek.
>>676258351
Zozzle already won in January. Only newfags use kek.
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://6i9.no/wincest
pic related
>>676258550
you got some hot feet op
>>676258550
Came so hard my cum formed into a 9mm bullet and shot my dad in the face.
>>676258550
PLAY IT LOUD
>>676258550
holy shit im tripping
Get rolling faggots
>>676250762
Roll
>>676250762
Ploop
>>676250762
rooooooll
grade A fuckable faces
ylyl thread god mode
>>676247875
That's the best meme you have the best references everyone knows it
this is op
>look out window
>the british are invading your country
>you only gave an old .22 rifle in the house
wat do?
Submit to my british overlords.
>>676249027
Brits are cool probably wouldn't do shit.
Make a cuppa tea, switch over to the 24 hour cricket channel.
>be me
>look out window
>The brittish are coming!
>only have .22 rifle
>throw it at them because i have no bullets
Pics you should not share- Post all ur chicks, all ages
wife oc
>>676248732
look nice...post moar
Columbine/School Shooting Thread - because someone cucked us earlier with a fake one.
Check out the upper left corner
Another shot of them looking crazy
>>676253694
There are so many people in this picture who look like they might shoot up a school
