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So my son (17) got himself a smoking hot GF about a month and a half ago.

My god she's sexy.

anyways. Me being curious I tried looking online on Verizon for a way to see sent mms on my plan. I pay for his phone btw. I guess the only way is if you have a warrant. Fuck.

Plan B. Wait until son is asleep or in the shower and look through his pics. Waiting all day for the perfect opportunity. He went to take a shower and left his phone on the couch. YES!! And it has a fucking passcode.

Literally out of options at this point I did some Google searing and found a site that lets you recover anyone's phone number's sent and received mms. I had doubts. But holy shit, it took about 12 minutes to actually download them all. But I got some gold mines hahaha


So here it goes guys.

Trips & I release 1 picture

Quads & I release 5 pictures

Ready?

Oh and btw, the site I used was found on some guys tumbler page http://spymms.tumblr.com Only thing that sucks about it is you can only do 1 phone number per 8 hours and it doesn't work on Sprint. Which my sons GF has. Shit.
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Freebie ;)
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>>675844402
thats illegal OP
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>>675844599
LET HIM RELEASE
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>>675844402
This isn't hot.

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If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender what's the first thing you'd do?
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Poop
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Masterbate
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Not realize, try to pee standing up, piss all over the floor
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See my new dick

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XXX webms
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>starts thread
>posts 1 webm

Way to be a faggot, op
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>>675840859

Christ all these audio ones...
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/Deutschland/Faden

Fragen:
Wie lange sind eure Haare?
Wie lange brauchen sie bei euch zum Wachsen?
Hattet ihr schonmal ne Glatze? Wenn ja, wie war es?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xTduAik-Y

SOMETHING IS GOING ON

Zieht euch das Video rein
Es zeigt, in was für einer Scheinwelt Gutmenschen leben

>>675836349
Der Faden stirbt langsam aus
Ich habe in den letzten Tagen maximal geshitpostet
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>>675836754
Antworte auf die Fragen, du Huso
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IP gewechselt. Neu gebumpt.

Heily wird nie gewinnen.

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Trips and 18 decide how i kill this bugger.
>its not going in my butt
>not gonna eat it
>not going in my dickhole
Something i will actually do guys
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let it go
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Have you considered putting it in your butt?
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set it free like the good person you are
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>>675842688
get out white knight cunt

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Why are people hating on this movie? It was genuinely good, and pretty much everything I was expecting
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I was expecting fight between Superman and Batman and I've fucking got it, I am happy.
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>>675838106
exactly... and sets up Justice league. kinda the whole point
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Not enough color
Batman rekts everyone
"No guns no Killing"
Not enough 4th wall braking moment
No shit kids jokes
No underoos reference
Not brought to you by Disney
0/10
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>>675837508
But please, no spoilers :) Would make Zack mad

Hi guys. We're russians and we're trying to gain an Aliexpress contest against another spaniard candidate. We need all your votes, so please, vote for us. Right now our picture is in first position, but without your participation we won't win.Thank you.

http://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/3...8.0.535.6CU1sE
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404 not found
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http://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/329-spokesman.htm?spm=2114.11010108.0.81.NtbUmQ
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Someone else? Let's go guys
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Go Go GO

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Have plans later tonight but I didn't want the current streak of consecutive games to end so I'm doing a Blitz-type game.

Let's play a game bros.

We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.

MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
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>>675839424
Claim Martell
>sig inc
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>>675840243 - hey bro
4 more

Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
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>>675840243
>Prince Ran Martell, the Sunset Singer.
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Permission:
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1)
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BUMP

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Rekt thread
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>>675841399
What the fuck, even as a guy I would fucking break those girl's necks..

Third picture in your reaction folder
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ITT: We are nice to each other until someone get trips
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Fuck off
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This is a Brice thread now
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>>675842859
hi there anon
how are you doing today?
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>>675842859
Great nips

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CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:

Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.

PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
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Cum on this
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Cum on her please she is so hot

FB fap v3.0
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Rate her please
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Drop box thread
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>>675833272

what
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>>675833918
Disabled.
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>>675834024
Don't worry about it. Just keep bumping

How long can one go without foods? Am a gay alchoholic who hasn't eated since Wednesday because going to gay bars to spit on flaming faggots and visiting hetero pubs to prove my manliness costs too much. It's a lot of fun. So mutch fun that I now have a choice between food or booze. I drink 100% fruit juice every morning .....
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Stfu and eat or Google it

/b/ is god damn retarded today
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>>675833854
Eat?

It's eat or drink.

I want to know if anyone has experience in this situation. How long can I go. Haven't had a meal since Wednesday. Don't just say eat then try an insult. Do you have experience?
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>>675834220
It's not a hard decision just fucking eat. If you binge every night and don't eat at all I give you three weeks before you pass out one last time. How old are you? Drinking stopped being fun as soon as I turned 21
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Didn't eat for 11 days once, didn't hurt me the slightest. I wasn't even _that_ hungry anymore

Incest/wincest thread
Post pics, gifs, stories
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Hello
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>>675834122
i don't really have any stories.
i just wish my dad would've molested me.
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FUCKING FAGGOTS
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This is how you do it fags
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Hiisssssss

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200 comments for nude
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>>675838938
>comments
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>>675838938
Nice
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>>675839036

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Drawthread
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>>675840443
NOT THE WAIRF GPLDDDDNIBUOb iwr0uoqeobq oowbr obqob100b qbu 104ub0ub
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Draw your waifu
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That one writefag signing in
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>>675837661
>this is not an attempt to shit on any drawfags, just wanted to point out some minor flaws
>On mobile, forgive the sloppy numbering.
1:the fingers are a little disproportionate and pointy, but I understand, hands are hard. my only issue lies with your thumb, as in, I don't know where it is.
2: the forearm stops a bit short here. unless your pockets are really deep, but the outline of the pockets kind of disproves that.
3:this chest is very lopsided. boobs aren't perfectly symmetrical, but this is too asymmetric.
4:the shoulders are too close together, at least in proportion to the head. either the shoulders need to be wider or the head needs to be smaller.
5:there is no depth to this face. adding a more natural shape to the outline and straightening the nose/eyes should help a bit.

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Do it
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>>675841989
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>>675841989
cold oogabooga get
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>>675841989
bump

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