Hello /b/, today I have converted to Islam, it is a peaceful religion and we should allow the refugees in Europe and the US
Yeah cause the guy in the pic is muslim
isn't that a sikh in your picture?
Whatever, let's make this a YLYL thread instead
tunak tunak tun
Lets play a game called guess her muff.
1. Post pic of a girl
2. Other annons Guess her muff eg innie/outie/pireced/shaven/waxed/hairy etc etc.
3. Post pussy pic at the correkt description.
So gues her muff
>>678359548
>Shaves once a week
>Black, spikey regrowth
>>678359548
waxed
>>678359548
landing strip
gues her muff
OP is not a candy-ass. I will deliver.
We'll start from 1.
6
hahaha you will never fack me! rate me 1-10 you jelous cunts ;)
>>678360148
Whats up with the 2 stripes below your left tit?
tattoo ;)
3.2
>>678360987
0/10 i dont even masturbate to chicks with ink under their skin.
Disgusting and trashy as fuck.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Faget OP
>>678361456
To be fair if anyone here wanted to add me on skype I would use an alt account and not use voice chat lmao
I'm spergy like that
>>678361675
Shit you can add me on skype if you want
rogerderby.
I rather steam though if you have it.
Search GMT and you will know which one is me.
>>678361426
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
Hey, b, I will give you the video, but I need an anonymous site to store it. Give me an anonymous site, and I will upload it and link you
9gag
By the way, the video has a 1.5 order of magnitude number of megabytes, so I can't post it here. Only 0.5 orders are allowed on 4chan.
>>678360157
Here.
wat
How can I fix my dick /b/?
>>678358603
not be dead
>>678358603
Start by shaving you muslim
>>678358603
Is that weed growing in your pubes
>>678358603
Thank you for asking. You must perform a sacred ritual on top a high peak
YLYL Political correct edition
It's my Birthday /b/!
I'd set up a small dinner with some friends. Quite a few were busy or away and couldn't make it. So all I got were two friends going to come. OK, I can deal with that.
Rolls round to today, look forward to it all day at work, only to get messages that neither can make it.
So I'm alone on my birthday. Can any femanons write "happy birthday mark" on their tits or something for me? Bring a little cheer to my miserable life. Please?
damn that sucks
Happy birthday Op
>>678357619
I'm sorry, anon
>>678357729
I don't even have any cake. I didn't expect to be home so didn't get anything.
Let's get this going again.
ITT we make a shitty drawing of a movie and try to guess which it is.
>>678359006
hunt for red october?
>>678359290
naoope
>>678359006
maltese falcon
never even seen it
Beta Feels thread
>Be me 19
>Live in a boring village
>Same usual friends that I hang out with
>Same usual shit that I do, play vidya, watch anime ect.
>Life seems to be an endless loop of the same shit over and over
>Suddenly father has to go to the mental hospital, want to visit but can not find the courage
>Mother starts drinking
>Autistic brother starts fighting at everychance he gets for each discomfort he finds in his life
>friends fade away cuz I have become NEET
>Monday strikes, go to school
>Everything seems so futile
>Same old this, same old that
>Friday comes, last hour
>German class, 3 other chicks are absent so it's just me and a Muslim girl
>Get to know each other good
>Start being good friends, she can tell me everything and I can do to
>start falling in love
>Slowly but surely
>make her smile a lot
>Make her laugh when she was down
>make a list for her with 100 reasons why she should live (she told me she didn't want to live anymore)
>She started pushing me away
>Get mad but never show
>2 Weeks ago go on trip to Antwerp
>she's paired with a friend of her a friend of mine and me
>Depression kicked in cuz we haven't spoken to each other in a week accompanied by my fathers absense
>just be useless the whole trip, didn't say a word just walk, stare and haven't said a thing.
>Notice something
>She became close with my friend
>Haven't heard her laugh so hard
>Haven't seen her smile in that long
>hit me like a truck
>wandered off during the noon break, needed alone time
>When I came back they were up to the shenanigans we never had to share.
>I felt happy cuz atleast he could make her smile.
>But it still hurts to know I've been replaced.
>Be now
>still can not sleep
>still don't dare to visit my father
>and back to the endless loop which i escaped when I met her.
tl;dr
>kill yourself
>>678356225
Soon..
It will be okay anon, you're still young so there's tons of time for you to get out into the world and explore, meet new people, and have fun. It sounds like you live in a very small town so it's likely you haven't gotten to meet very many people in your time. I'm not saying you can't be isolated while surrounded by tons of people, there's loads of people in cities who share your feelings. Still though new experiences and places and things that as time goes on you may find you love to do are all out there for you.
Also, try to find the strength to visit your dad if you can, it might not be pleasant and it might not seem like it when you visit but he would likely appreciate it very much if you showed you care for him.
Hey dude, i feel so sorry for you.
I've been through a shit like this for about 2 years.
I liked a girl for two fucking years. I didn't had the chance to talk to her. Seems weird i know, but it hurt me so bad. I tried some approaches but nothing really happenned. I was friendzoned even before talking to her.
I'm beginning to overcome this. But I don't feel that sad anymore. I just realised that not everyone can love us. I mean.. that's life.
Take this as an experience you lived. Don't try to forget it but just learn from it.
so smile dude, not for her, but who knows, maybe someday a cute girl will notice it.
IM OLD GREGG
Ahh you enjoy bailey's from a shoe
>>678359298
Im a fuzzy little man peach
>>678359298
kill it with fire
I posted this in /lgbt/, but I am new to this site and this board seems a lot more active.
I finally decided I can't take this anymore. I can't keep living this lie. I know I'll never be good looking; I was even an ugly guy. I just want to be a cute anime girl, but if I can't be that, I just want to be happy.
Does anyone have any passing tips for a complete n00b? I don't even know where to start guys
>>678356678
>is a thing
>comes to /b/
Nigger, what the fuck are you doing.
...but I'm white though?
>>678356678
Start by fix your eyebrows, use feminine hair and skin washes, from this pic it looks like you could lose a bit of weight. Longer term look into HRT and laser hair removal.
>>678357463
I'm surprised you're acknowledging you're white most libtards like you want to deny being white or some stupid shit.
But you aren't a female, so you're as dumb as a nigger anyway.
Don't people like you kill yourself off anyway?
giv me a good fap
roll I guess
>>678356940
clinton did 9/11
rollerino
>>678356940
rollingg
you asked for this
>>678358828
Nah
>making a new thread
not talking about butts/poop edition
So, seen any good butts lately?
Rape Thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrbHjnWm-3I
MOOOODDSSS
mod plz wtf
>>678357149
>Being raped
>Not throwing books off the shelf
Roast me b
Wtf are you doing here? willy wonka is looking for you everwhere!
>>678358978
Did you eat the chewing gum yet ?
>>678358978
are you from wonkaland?
>>678358978
Looks like you've roasted yourself enough for everyone.
Suicide Thread.
Okay guys. I'd like to say you've always been here for me, but that'd be bullshit. What I can say is that 4chan has always been a a place that feels like it never changes. Any day could be any other. Same threads, same bullshit etc. It's reassuring.
Anyway, it's come to that point where it is MY turn to be the guy making the suicide thread.
Yep that's it, I've decided I think it's time to anhero.
I'm nearly 40, life has recently taken the biggest crap on me. Mostly financially. But to put it simply - I've gone from being a guy with luck with the ladies, and respect in my chosen career. - to insanely broke (to the point where I'm having to be a sign holder in the street), with the women in my life being distant and crap.
It all happened in the course of a few weeks - and there really is no obvious light at the end of the tunned. All I can really see is the same shit, and some more shit on the foreseeable horizon.
Life is a stuggle, only I seemed to really get the short straw.
I'm pretty calm with it all - but unless any of you out there are generous millionaires looking to help out a published author who has fallen on hard times. Then I think the only real solution for me is to get off this planet.
So... any suggestions on a painless route?
I've considered Hemlock, seems to be interesting.
I'm british, so guns are out of the question.
>>678358183
>a talented author not capable of a creative solution to suicide
I think I see the problem
You could try aconite (aconitum nappellus). It causes a heart attack in about an hour after you've taken it.
Do it weak faggot. Everybody goes through shit and darwins law is just weeding your pussy ass out
>>678358487
Well my creative solutions have all but dried up - when it comes to basic survival.
My creative solution to suicide was Hemlock, it's a common plant here in the UK and was used in ancient times for the death penalty. It's apparently painless, slowly paralyses the body from the feet upwards until it reaches the heart or repository system.
Socrates used it for his own death penalty. As it allowed him to witness the experience of death with a clear mind.
I'm here in case anyone has any better ideas, and because Hemlock won't become easily identifiable for another month or two... and I want out.
Good afternoon, Anonymous!
I've decided to open up earlier today and see how it goes. Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat!
>>678358736
bojangles
How do you tell fortunes?
Show me yo dik?
>>678358736
*hug*
Hey /b/, good .onion link for me?
look of /r/deepweb although its not allowed they sometimes pop up
>>678357229
What are you looking for?.
if you tell me child porn i will never fucking help any one again.
if you live in canada and are looking for drugs, THE PEOPLES DRUG STORE , they are based out of Canada and the UK.
>>678357229
http://24hcpmhhmtdkccam.onion/index.php
http://2i7aalqdpiuw36nu.onion/
>>678357745
I just want to see somethings interesting
All you want but no child porn
