Beta Feels thread
>Be me 19
>Live in a boring village
>Same usual friends that I hang out with
>Same usual shit that I do, play vidya, watch anime ect.
>Life seems to be an endless loop of the same shit over and over
>Suddenly father has to go to the mental hospital, want to visit but can not find the courage
>Mother starts drinking
>Autistic brother starts fighting at everychance he gets for each discomfort he finds in his life
>friends fade away cuz I have become NEET
>Monday strikes, go to school
>Everything seems so futile
>Same old this, same old that
>Friday comes, last hour
>German class, 3 other chicks are absent so it's just me and a Muslim girl
>Get to know each other good
>Start being good friends, she can tell me everything and I can do to
>start falling in love
>Slowly but surely
>make her smile a lot
>Make her laugh when she was down
>make a list for her with 100 reasons why she should live (she told me she didn't want to live anymore)
>She started pushing me away
>Get mad but never show
>2 Weeks ago go on trip to Antwerp
>she's paired with a friend of her a friend of mine and me
>Depression kicked in cuz we haven't spoken to each other in a week accompanied by my fathers absense
>just be useless the whole trip, didn't say a word just walk, stare and haven't said a thing.
>Notice something
>She became close with my friend
>Haven't heard her laugh so hard
>Haven't seen her smile in that long
>hit me like a truck
>wandered off during the noon break, needed alone time
>When I came back they were up to the shenanigans we never had to share.
>I felt happy cuz atleast he could make her smile.
>But it still hurts to know I've been replaced.
>Be now
>still can not sleep
>still don't dare to visit my father
>and back to the endless loop which i escaped when I met her.
tl;dr
>kill yourself
>>678356225
Soon..
It will be okay anon, you're still young so there's tons of time for you to get out into the world and explore, meet new people, and have fun. It sounds like you live in a very small town so it's likely you haven't gotten to meet very many people in your time. I'm not saying you can't be isolated while surrounded by tons of people, there's loads of people in cities who share your feelings. Still though new experiences and places and things that as time goes on you may find you love to do are all out there for you.
Also, try to find the strength to visit your dad if you can, it might not be pleasant and it might not seem like it when you visit but he would likely appreciate it very much if you showed you care for him.
Hey dude, i feel so sorry for you.
I've been through a shit like this for about 2 years.
I liked a girl for two fucking years. I didn't had the chance to talk to her. Seems weird i know, but it hurt me so bad. I tried some approaches but nothing really happenned. I was friendzoned even before talking to her.
I'm beginning to overcome this. But I don't feel that sad anymore. I just realised that not everyone can love us. I mean.. that's life.
Take this as an experience you lived. Don't try to forget it but just learn from it.
so smile dude, not for her, but who knows, maybe someday a cute girl will notice it.
IM OLD GREGG
Ahh you enjoy bailey's from a shoe
>>678359298
Im a fuzzy little man peach
>>678359298
kill it with fire
I posted this in /lgbt/, but I am new to this site and this board seems a lot more active.
I finally decided I can't take this anymore. I can't keep living this lie. I know I'll never be good looking; I was even an ugly guy. I just want to be a cute anime girl, but if I can't be that, I just want to be happy.
Does anyone have any passing tips for a complete n00b? I don't even know where to start guys
>>678356678
>is a thing
>comes to /b/
Nigger, what the fuck are you doing.
...but I'm white though?
>>678356678
Start by fix your eyebrows, use feminine hair and skin washes, from this pic it looks like you could lose a bit of weight. Longer term look into HRT and laser hair removal.
>>678357463
I'm surprised you're acknowledging you're white most libtards like you want to deny being white or some stupid shit.
But you aren't a female, so you're as dumb as a nigger anyway.
Don't people like you kill yourself off anyway?
giv me a good fap
roll I guess
>>678356940
clinton did 9/11
rollerino
>>678356940
rollingg
you asked for this
>>678358828
Nah
>making a new thread
not talking about butts/poop edition
So, seen any good butts lately?
Rape Thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrbHjnWm-3I
MOOOODDSSS
mod plz wtf
>>678357149
>Being raped
>Not throwing books off the shelf
Roast me b
Wtf are you doing here? willy wonka is looking for you everwhere!
>>678358978
Did you eat the chewing gum yet ?
>>678358978
are you from wonkaland?
>>678358978
Looks like you've roasted yourself enough for everyone.
Suicide Thread.
Okay guys. I'd like to say you've always been here for me, but that'd be bullshit. What I can say is that 4chan has always been a a place that feels like it never changes. Any day could be any other. Same threads, same bullshit etc. It's reassuring.
Anyway, it's come to that point where it is MY turn to be the guy making the suicide thread.
Yep that's it, I've decided I think it's time to anhero.
I'm nearly 40, life has recently taken the biggest crap on me. Mostly financially. But to put it simply - I've gone from being a guy with luck with the ladies, and respect in my chosen career. - to insanely broke (to the point where I'm having to be a sign holder in the street), with the women in my life being distant and crap.
It all happened in the course of a few weeks - and there really is no obvious light at the end of the tunned. All I can really see is the same shit, and some more shit on the foreseeable horizon.
Life is a stuggle, only I seemed to really get the short straw.
I'm pretty calm with it all - but unless any of you out there are generous millionaires looking to help out a published author who has fallen on hard times. Then I think the only real solution for me is to get off this planet.
So... any suggestions on a painless route?
I've considered Hemlock, seems to be interesting.
I'm british, so guns are out of the question.
>>678358183
>a talented author not capable of a creative solution to suicide
I think I see the problem
You could try aconite (aconitum nappellus). It causes a heart attack in about an hour after you've taken it.
Do it weak faggot. Everybody goes through shit and darwins law is just weeding your pussy ass out
>>678358487
Well my creative solutions have all but dried up - when it comes to basic survival.
My creative solution to suicide was Hemlock, it's a common plant here in the UK and was used in ancient times for the death penalty. It's apparently painless, slowly paralyses the body from the feet upwards until it reaches the heart or repository system.
Socrates used it for his own death penalty. As it allowed him to witness the experience of death with a clear mind.
I'm here in case anyone has any better ideas, and because Hemlock won't become easily identifiable for another month or two... and I want out.
Good afternoon, Anonymous!
I've decided to open up earlier today and see how it goes. Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat!
>>678358736
bojangles
How do you tell fortunes?
Show me yo dik?
>>678358736
*hug*
Hey /b/, good .onion link for me?
look of /r/deepweb although its not allowed they sometimes pop up
>>678357229
What are you looking for?.
if you tell me child porn i will never fucking help any one again.
if you live in canada and are looking for drugs, THE PEOPLES DRUG STORE , they are based out of Canada and the UK.
>>678357229
http://24hcpmhhmtdkccam.onion/index.php
http://2i7aalqdpiuw36nu.onion/
>>678357745
I just want to see somethings interesting
All you want but no child porn
This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& wasn’t “le funny meme”, but a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a month. We brought eBaumsworld and Something Awful to their knees, and blamed it on the faggots at YTMND. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. I’m not even going to mention the OKC bomb threats, or Faux news “Internet Hate Machine” report. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community has grown exponentially in recent years to more than quadruple the size it once was, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Glen Cove, NY on Monday. If this were old /b/, there would have been multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world at the time, not for the greater good or to push some political agenda, we did it for the lulz
>>678355819
lol internet
tl:dr DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
You with me, faggots?
/b/ is dead. XD dont fight the cancer :P let it consume u fam
An observation I've had is that conservatives love to throw around the "cuck" word any chance they get. I'm highly suspicious that a large part of this sites traffic comes from The south states. So blame them for the trap threads.
new thread
poorly draw scenes from movies and guess
>>678359229
dubs: the movie
I am indian and my dad fingered my ass when I was a kid. As a result I am still a virgin at 27.
>>678357101
and?
>>678357101
Then tell your Dad to finish the job and make you not a virgin
ur not a virgin. ass fingering counts bro. smile.
You're Indian, thats normal.
List your favorite anime.
>>678357685
Wrong fucking board.
>>678357685
TETSUOOOOO!!!!
DARK SOULS 3 HYPE GIMME YOUR BEST SUN PRAISES FAGGOTS
overrated game, i watched the game get beat in under 3 hours, game is mediocre at best.
DS1 will always be better
dude all of the dark souls games have been beat in under an hour. Some guys are really good at speed running it. I am sooo hyped for this game dark souls 1 was my favourite. PRAISE THE SUN
Git rollin nigguh.
Rollerino
rolling for my homie oshi
Swiss Roll
>>678358528
Roll
New badly drawn movies try to guess. paint only
Easy, Jarhead.
Hit me, /b/
Nobody guessed it in the last one
>>678359128
bad santa?
>>678359128
every christmas movie?
Stockings or pantyhose girl?
Bum0
>>678357821
grete please
>>678358831
You want her huh
>>678358939
you're clearing not the normal OP though
Real life actual female here. Dubs decides what I say to this guy on OKcupid.
tits plz
>>678358729
Lol not this poor Irish guy
>>678358729
"k"
I'll only fuck you if you're voting for Trump
Starting a Cuttlefish thread.
>>678359278
I like this thread.
Bump for cuttlefish
