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***2016 U.S. ELECTION GAME #2 CONTINUED ***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! We go on a state-by-state basis. To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
PAST WINNERS:
#1) Sanders over Johnson 271-267
***TWO MINUTE BREAK BEFORE GAME CONTINUES***
The race really tightened around Trump and Sanders early on. Everywhere you look, it's a mixed bag of Trump and Sanders states.
TRUMP 61
SANDERS 56
lets do this shit
>>675099308
Blimp
The election continues now. The polls are open in Alabama!
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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR ALABAMA***
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TO WIN - roll a "0" or dubs.
Unlimited rolls allowed.
Just like the gop nomination, cruz wont win unfortunately, so now its time for the unstumpable trump
People of the USA. Please watch this and understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnp O_RTSNmQ
I don't care who you vote for, just don't vote for him.
Your decision will not only effect your country, but the modern world.
So take your vote seriously and don't vote on a whim.
>>675096779
Fuck off spic. The days of you and your greasy kinfolk raping our country are numbered. Start packing, Paco.
>>675096779
>implying John Oliver's opinion is worth a damn.
Don't even like Trump, but seeing the Left freak out over this idiot is hilarious.
Trump is V
The entire establishment hates him. They are afraid he's going to take down everything they've built up. Money, power, influence and control over you pawns.
He will tear it down.
Everyone that fears him is just part of the corrupt system.
Time to have our own 5th of November!
Go Trump!
>>675096779
Op confirmed political shill and faggot
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
>>675099275
damn those tits,
>ROLL
lets see
Wtf how many of these fucking threads are there, this is the 3rd in 1 min. Rollin
Rollin' for 25ish?
rools
hot israeli bimbos much yes?
BUMPPPPP
how bout mom sluts?
Hey /b/ let's have a dick rate thread
What would you do with it?
>>675091034
I'd donate that thing into the Smithsonian
>>675091034
5/10 For a Dick like a boomrang.
feed it to my dog
>>675091352
chipolata
Ask me anything faggots
anything
>>675094133
Are you going to get a new table with that money?
Timestamp or GTFO
>>675094370
/thread
Are you a dildo salesman?
Dragon dicks
>>675096235
are nice
ur hawt
anybody ever just wanted to jump to the bottom?
>>675087096
what for?
yeah all the time, but not suicidal, more in like 'how would it feel to jump right now'
>>675087202
to come back up.
>>675087298
i always wanted to do it in a wingsuit
>>675087096
yeah, I'm not afraid of height,
but everytime i stand on the edge of some really high place like a skyscraper and such, i feel the sudden urge to just jump.
nut suicidal, but wtf...
How do i get over my racism?
>tfw brown spic and admire Aryans
>mfw im overly love with whites like a bad fetish and have an entire philosophy behind it
>tfw white women's beauty blows all the other features away, other races cant compete
>tfw snow angle white-pale skin is the purist
>tfw hair is the crown of beauty and Aryans hair is the most varieties that consist of 5 shades of blonde, ranges from dark red to
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White women > any male of a different race
>>675090207
So you're pretty much saying you admit being a fucking idiot.
Whats the next step towards not being one?
Thats right, not being one!
Enjoy your fucking wife and focus on painting or something you stupid fuck.
>>675090207
Kill yourself you fucking white racist fucking nazi
>>675090445
how is op an idiot when everything he says is true?
>>675090207
Are you more spanish or aztec?
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
>>675097344
i want an 18 year old babe too
yaaaay
>>675097344
Roll
>>675097507
well that sucks........
r
wow b
u liek music?
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdt LCfEcPL4
How do you guys even find this shit?
>>675094195
Find what?
>>675093247
https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4
>>675093247
Not my kind of music but still pretty nice
How often do you think about suicide?
>>675093147
everyday
>>675093147
Same as >>675093353
>>675093465
>>675093147 (OP)
Same as >>675093353
>>675093147
every
day
erryday
S/Fur
Bonus points for Zootopia related images
I'll get the ball rolling
loli thread faggots
agreed, lets get some sports bras in here
Indeed
The best kind of thread?
A black girl thread
>>675094845
>>675094845
>>675094948
Piercing pets is animal cruelty. I'm surprised PETA isn't protesting this studio.
DNA IS RACIST!
Niggers just can't handle the truth
>>675093531
its not DNA that's racist it's the people who invented it. white people. all though not really, it was blacks that founded DNA and the white colonians stole it and used it as there own and misinterpreted it.
>>675093748
We wuz Kangs an' shit.
>>675093748
I think you got DNA confused with slavery
pics you shouldnt share
>>675091029
>pics you shouldn't share
>posts camgirls selfie
ok
>>675091773
Dude we could literally add her snapchat
Its jessy-no
looking for the person who posted this yesterday
Sleeping ex
No kik bread?
Kik bread. Post em fam
I'll start,
Marooshka_99
Marissarene_98
Both names dead accounts lol
Super Christian but dirty as fuck.
Told me first dick she played with was her dogs
Baybeegirl112
Funsize1392
No thank you..>>675088664
why do amerifags need guns to fight, why cant they fight like real men?
Fat. 2/3 people are over weight.
>>675081083
because they're faggots
>>675081083
Try fighting a revolution without guns you double nigger
Hmmm, seems like our guns are preventing shit like this from happening. Also, look at Europe and how hypocritical they are for wanting all the muslims out when they give us shit for wanting to kick illegal immigrants out. How does it feel knowing you'll never be on top like us?
>2016
>using a heavy ass quad rail
>A2 FSB
I'm gonna be sick
***2016 U.S. ELECTION GAME #2 ***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! We go on a state-by-state basis. To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
PAST WINNERS:
#1) Sanders over Johnson 271-267
First state to vote is Alaska, right now!
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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR ALASKA***
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TO WIN - roll a "0" or dubs.
Unlimited rolls allowed.
Very easy to play, just respond to the latest map update with your favorite candidate's name in order to roll.
-OP
>>675093154
Sanders
>>675093154
Chafee
>>675093154
Cruz get
