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3. Habt ihr ein Ziel im Leben?
4. Seid ihr gut drauf?
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>>705103570
Hallo
>>705103433
>1. Die Auslese des Freitag Abend?
Ja
>2. Tut ihr heben?
Ja muss mich wieder zurückkämpfen
>3. Habt ihr ein Ziel im Leben?
Ja es wird
>4. Seid ihr gut drauf?
6/10
Face it BBros, Hillary won fair and square.
Stop shit posting and go vote for her now!
Trump is NOT a valid option!
She did nothing wrong!
If you do not vote for Hillary you are a loser.
>>705100431
shut up, shill
>>705100593
Let's jack this thread, SJW can bite me
>>705105320
tfw can win complicated RTSs on hard difficulties but cant remember pokemon synergies
>>705107004
Different processing schema. The architecture for playing RTS games already functions in your brain, but pokemon has, at best, skeletal scaffolding.
>>705106978
That is true, but I'm not convinced that my depression if caused by insomnia. I suppose I'll see soon enough.
>>705107179
You can't be certain, but solving physical ailments is generally less risky than solving mental ones for what should be fairly obvious reasons, and you haven't eliminated the variable of insomnia from your depression yet. It behooves you to do that before taking antidepressants.
Celeb thread
>>705106024
Nice webm anon!
This is for the Amy anon who posted such delicious pics last thread.
Pictures of girls you know that you want shared.
>>705096769
>>705096769
>>705097146
FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH!! MORE!
how fucked are you?
phuck
>>705098958
Why would you do this, guys
Lucy Wilde Literally The Most Disinterested Pornstar there is. She couldn't put in less effort if she tried. Honestly the way she acts she makes me feel guilty for Wanking fuck sakes. Who are your most hated /b?
Fuck, jerking to her is like jerking to my mother, it makes me feel guilty with a slight anger
Totally agree. I dont like porn unless the acting is good. Its weird watching two people who arent interested have sex an just be spaced out day dreaming an shit
She has nice tits tho
Sasha Grey. 10/10 body. But she needs to shut the fuck up.
I think the only reason /b/ wont vote for her is because you dont understand her. Not intimately. Not yet.
You get in a time machine, meeting the one and only Dorothy Rodham that out of her heart takes you in as a "lost traveler". You grow up as Hillary's big brother. Everything ITT is what you see before coming back. NOW what do you feel about her?
G/fur: "No avatarfagging below this line" edition!
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More birds
>>705098809
I love birds.
>>705098809
Remember how the last thread got derailed?
In other words: no.
Ask a German "Bundeswehr Soldat" with an g28 dmr anything.
It's the recoil hard to maintain?
What ammo does it fire?
OP only answers questions when the planets align. the next alignment will be in 5200 years
>>705094136
How much of that scope fits in your butt? Also ever 360 no scope IRL?
hi /b/ i have been suspecting my gf of cheating for a few weeks but i haven't been sure. she now left a little while ago to go out, but when i went into the bathroom i found the douche she uses when we have anal sex with still some water in it while we haven't had anal sex in atleast a week. do people ever use it for other reasons ? i'm worried she'll do something stupid
OP, you cannot control what anyone does. If she's cheating on you, it is her choice and it has nothing to do with you. Either deal with it or don't.
Just fucking ask her you pussy. Worst case scenario: She lies and drags you along and you eventually find out shes a fucking whore. Or she just tells you. Then asks if you want to threesome with her and some black guy whos anal fucking your gf right now!
>>705098460
That's some hard bait
Follow her next time
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705093062
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kill them, Mai
Calamity-masu'd
Smug?
Fluffy abuse thread
Doesn't bump own thread
What's one sexual thing you want to do before you die?
>>705097482
Have sex
Two chicks at the same time, man
>>705097594
This tbh
http://freetrapandtrans2.tumblr.com/
Trap/Trans/Sissy thread.
>>705093950
more of her?
would glady live as this ones slave
![b4e0291ae60c26b6809f91269b82c5ba[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1474/644/1474644410829.jpg "b4e0291ae60c26b6809f91269b82c5ba[1]")
ITT: Non-Human characters you desire carnal knowledge of.
Starting with a classic.
![frog-vore-comic-carnivore-cafe[2].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1474/644/1474644525420.jpg "frog-vore-comic-carnivore-cafe[2]")
>>705091112
An anon with taste I see.
Drawthread
>>705093598
It's the mindset of self love and having a love for life. But yeah, I should've prolly switched the name from Based to Blessed like I did on Steam. I didn't know Lil B would slow down with mixtapes as much as he did. I didn't know Khaled would use the same gimmick years later and blow it up though Snapchat
Oh, well
More lahey
/r/ loli butts
1 /r/
When's the last time you had sex?
Wednesday
2013
6 months ago before I left for the Marines to go to mos training
>>705087499
last night
>>705082408
bump, new pc need a new folder.
>>705082408
rekt isnt death/gore
Bryce fucked Ciara
>>705083719
That's what it's turned into. Times are changing bro
What pokemon would you fuck and why?
>>705094330
yes
All of them
Voltorbe, i just want it in my ass.
