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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: The case for lurking.
I haven't been on this website for as long as a lot of you. I maybe only lurked for a month before making my first post.
I hear some people talk about how they lurked for like four years before even saying anything. I don't understand this. I feel like the right thing to do is to get into the culture, say the wrong things, and feel it out, rather than sitting back and observing for that long.
What would you guys say the pros and cons of lurking are, and for that matter, lurking for such a long time?
>>674433415
threads like these are exactly why you should lurk more
>>674433415
lurk more newfag
>>674433617
That doesn't really answer my question, but alright.
>>674433712
lurk more
>>674433415
In a nutshell. Lurking is used to build lingo and inside jokes and pic collections. Thus when you actually post, you leave no nuance that you're a newfag. Plus the effort to collect your own materials to post with is basic of basic ass rules bitch boy. So never make a thread like this. You'd know better if you lurked longer.
Rolling for paladin
rolls royace
>>674434001
white knight get
It go down in the DM
roooool
rollings
Explain to me why you don't like Trump without comparing him to Hitler, accusing him of racism/bigotry, or claiming he went personally bankrupt 4 times (Protip: there are different kinds of Bankruptcies)
Because OP is a faggot
because I'm a filthy communist Bernie supporter who lets nignogs cuck me! fuck America, I'd rather be poor ally electing Bernie
Because it has already been proven by a Yale study, that his immigration/wall will cost the country $8T.
He has no political experience other than telling people what to do....and getting his way...
>>674434659
Its his sentences. He has the worst sentences. Terrible sentences. You know what I think he should build? Not a wall. Fuck that wall. He should build a kindergarten school. It'll be the best school. Then attend that school.
>>674435225
Let me see this study
I read that illegal immigration costs the U.S taxpayer $113 billion/yr while the wall is a one time payment of at most 30 billion plus maintenance
can i hab de sh0ta plis?
There is something mentally wrong with you and you really need help.
It's time to stop posting.
>>674434668
Hey that's the pic I posted! Glad to see it's spreading
Not shota but it's kinda related...
>>674434531
Shut up. Being a paedophile isn't a privilege. It's an ENTITLEMENT.
What do?
R U Ri U R 2Ui Ri, with the correct sids to the right and back.
>>674432578
Peel the fucking stickers off and put them in the right places
Fish Pattern until one side is complete then use H pattern.
mfw people peel stickers but eventually stickers won't stick anymore. wat do
>>674434506
Why would you peel the stickers when you can take it apart and put it back together solved
Hey /b/.
What's her name again?
>>674435142
THE GODDESS OF DEATH
>>674435142
Slooty Hopps
>>674435142
Bunny Waifu
Test
>>674435142
zoofag shit
best of 4chan
>gimme those green texts
get it rowlin'
How are we this afternoon, gents?
destroy a date in 10 or less words
>>674433074
"I'm voting for Trump."
>>674433074
Lel his dox got posted on the fgts.jp archive and he can't manage to get them removed
"You're a big guy."
"My dick is 4 inches, but I hope you still love me in that case."
Words said by me irl. She literally got up from the table and left me there. The date was going great too.
Nowadays, women don't love men for what they are. All they want is a big dick. I kinda feel glad it ended there.
Can we split the bill?
Non-nude pics of girls you have nudes of that you've never posted but are tempted to post. Picture Related. Friends wife!
>>674434188
How may I tempt you further?
>>674434929
more?
/b/tards choice 2016!
Nominate 4 (FOUR) candidates, i'll add them in. Roll dubs or 9 to win a state. If no candidate gets 270 electoral votes, the map is blanked, and the top two (2) candidates go into a runoff.
Trump
>>674433717
donald trump
Bump-Trump
>>674433717
I vote for the Rare Pepe
>>674433976
>>674433999
Added.
Post cock/cum tributes you saved
Dubs decide what I do to my ex-gfs phone. Nothing to crazy or gay, im not a fag. But comment what you would like to see happen to the silly whores shitty phone.
give it back Jamal
Give it back to her. lol
>>674432670
Microwave 2 mins
>>674432670
phone in the pooper
>>674432822
kek winrar
why is people so bad with mental handcapted people? im mental hancap and i suffer bullying everyday allday and i cant stand it please answer me
oh i forgot to mention this is me i just took this picture with my webcam
Retard
[x]doubt
>>674432788
why are you so mean? i mean i didn do anuthing yet doesnt matter what the neighboor says
Can you do fan signs?
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>>674431348
Quadforce
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>>674431348
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neat
tnx OP
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>>674431348
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>>674431348
ALT + 71
New celeb thread!
claimed again
>>674432948
>>674432948
if dubs steal dove if not give me sum blunt
Claimed
all wife's again
>>674431839
>>674431925
post more
6th picture in reaction folder is your reaction to your parents finding your fap folder.
just play along even if you have no fap folder.
mine is pic related
>>674431623
what if i have no parents
>>674432566
>>674432566
just play along batfaggot
NEW NEW HUNGER GAMES THREAD NO BS FIRST 24 GET IT GO GO GO
qt3.14
Chen
Try #3 for Naoto
Captain Flint
FLUFFY THREAD!
Making yet another one because the old one got spammed. This is now the FIFTH fluffy thread created entirely out of spite to the spammers.
The fabled 3rd part of Life of an Adult series. Would have posted it in the previous thread, but you know how it goes.
I think someone mentioned tits earlier
>>674433328
>inb4 this picture becomes relavant
hey /b/ wat do when a girl and have a stupid genetics and flat ass
also if you don't believe that I'm a girl, then imagine I'm asking for my girlfriend or a sister or whatever
But I am a girl
but it doesn't matter
Go to the gym, that's not a bad ass, you have a lot of fat around it which is good, your muscles are just shit, train it and it'll become an ass worth of dick
Do squats
>>674431691
Squats, deadlifts, lower body exercises in general. Do all of them, do them frequently, start with body weight then start doing with weights.
If you do this over and over and over and over you will eventually have a rounder ass.
Will it ever be amazingly round, probably not. Not everybody can sing like beyonce. You CAN however improve the shape. It takes dedication and time though.
Work out
>>674432097
Oh i'd like to add that I'd eat your ass out and fuck you silly any day of the week.
a round ass is nice too though.
