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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Last year I went on a vacation with my family to California. My dad was busy taking in the food trucks and my sister was being a slut. She was fucking every dick that swayed into her field of view. I even got in it at a party where she got sloshed, best night ever. So we get to California, and we get to our rooms. I decided to stay in that night, and jack it to Bridget the Midget. While the rest of the family is out, get this crazy idea. I decide to jerk it out into one of my moms bikinis before she hits the beach tomorrow. So I go to bed early so I can be up in time for her
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>>676397717
post tits pls
>>676398861
I'll try to get a picture of her tits, but I can't make any promises
>>676397717
Fuck OP. An hero already you worthless piece of shit.
>>676399096
Thank you
How often do you masturbate /b/?
>>676391878
often enough
Once a day.When everyone is asleep ,i slowy get my penis out and stroke it furiously until a little moan comes out of my dirty mouth.
I don't.
I have a girlfriend.
>>676391878
To often
I have a problem anon, please help me
>>676391878
about as many times as a new thread is made
Hej Polaczki! Wczoraj napisal tu ktos o jakims nowym chanie - polchan.net Wbije ktos popisac? Zapowiada sie spoko, bo wolny od gowna jakim sa karachuje i cala gimbaza.
>also faptime thread!
Bump
kiepska reklama pedale
![heAUSRL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ObnjU2q.jpg "heAUSRL[1].jpg")
FB friends you wana fuck
![Young_woman_at_the_beach_in_the_sun[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CJfhhN7.jpg "Young_woman_at_the_beach_in_the_sun[1].jpg")
>>676390151
dat filename
These sisters
![Instagram_model[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/32jGeuf.png "Instagram_model[1].png")
Please help me name my clothing brand.
Nigger Blankets
>>676398172
okay.... try again m8
Nature Starvation
Shitstained by Faggot OP
>>676397942
The titless freakazoid collection
Chubby gf/wife thread.
Self bump
>>676391302
moar
>>676391809
>>676391302
Love them titties
Drawthread: Moku Edition
>>676387036
BUMP
Moku is a fag, why would anyone want to be around him?
K, request requested. Else I'll just doodle shiet
>>676387036
Qt edition <3
i'm mostly a today
Im so completely fucked,/b/
>be me
>be fapping just half an hour ago because Mother is gone for the whole day
>i fap to lets say "special stuff", i dont want to say it
>hear loud music with headphones while jerking it,because thats what i do usually
>i hear door open
>"Anon,wha-"
>My Mother stands in the Door,her Face is pale as Snow and
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>>676393183
what was the special stuff?
Dude people here fap to anything that moves, sometimes even to things that doesn't move, you'll be fine
>>676393404
Do i really have to say it? It was just one Image.
>>676393404
he was probably fapping to cheese pizza like the giant faggot he is
>>676393534
Yes
Game of /b/ros
We will start when 5 houses is claimed
>Zuul
Gary for House Martel
>>676386610 - Hey bro
4 more
Open houses : everything except Martell
>>676385386
Ill take House Stark
>>676386610
>>676388074 - hey bro
3 more
Open houses : Greyjoy, Tully, Arryn, Lannister, Targaryen, Tyrell, Baratheon
Claiming targ
>sig inc
Pics you're not
Supposed
only Making this cuz no one else will
Bumpin with fucktoy
>>676389474
Dear god post all you have
Gross out thread
post the grossest thing you have
try to gross anons out
bump for interest
>>676399849
This always makes me uncomfortable. Fuck it. Dumping.
>>676400000
Nice get
ITT: Post your favorite gif.
>>676390433
![slow-mo-gopro-video-of-cliff-jump-gone-wrong-is-nothing-short-of-insane[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7nThCUY.jpg "slow-mo-gopro-video-of-cliff-jump-gone-wrong-is-nothing-short-of-insane[1].jpg")
Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
fuck it, roll
nnnnnnnrolling
Rol
>>676397711
Do it
>>676397711
Do it pls anon
>Turkey couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week
TOP KEK SLAVSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Turks are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the asylum-seekers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY slavshit shit they
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us greeks will assist our same religion russian brothers.
Be rdy to suck greek cock mudslim subhuman i will rape your mother.
turkroach
Oh no, please don't, oh mighty turks! We're so afraid if ur fleet n' shit
>>676394499
I've seen some truly dumb shit here on /b, but this has to be the dumbest. There is literally no one outside of Turkey who would believe this for a second. Still, the bait was obviously good.
there's this girl i like but she's super racist, what do?
Unless she's racist against you why the fuck does it matter?
bang her
>>676390886
dislike her or become a racist or accept that you are different people with different opinions.
there's other options too for example kill the races she dislikes.
your best bet is to stop liking women and become a succesful person though. women are lazy leeches who aren't loyal.
>>676391143
it makes me super uncomfortable
1. bang her
2. dump her
Anybody got any good ideas about how to make a homemade pussy mount? I want to make something I can fuck ontop of on my bed but it has to weigh enough to not move. Ideas?
Pic unrelated.
>>676393502
Wow you are amazing
>>676393502
you could fuck an actual pussy.
>>676393736
Not possible.
>>676393502
Dead body of some kind might work.
>>676393736
Lol'd
Cock rate thread
>>676397469
Ugh wtf
More like this
>>676397825
oh holy shit i want it
1/2
you save you loose
if its worth saving, technically i win.
>>676384523
if you lose you post another
>>676384024
Who is her?
Pics you shouldn't share cont. Also who's got more pics of this girl from the previous thread?
>>676376184
8/10
Any asshole pussy?
Wife
>>676376371
