I would fuck this dude every day
>>684138298
It is a woman.
Name?
>>684138298
Any info on this faggot? He looks like a local game store clerk here that's a tranny.
i need meems, pls give me good memes to post on 9gag, im new to this site, looks cool though! xD so help me pls, i want to regularly upload memes to 9gag, that way ill be popular in my school ;333 thx >.< hahahe
boipussi
>>684139871
It's called a butthole. Not a "boipussy". Fag.
>>684139871
sup fags?
hey
New Celeb Thread
First
inb4 marina/selena spammer ruins thread
>>684139356
ok abandon thread
Tbh I prefer Marina to this overrated bimbo bitch
Ok /b/. Dubs for nudes
Wtf roll I guess
rollingggggggggggggggg
>>684136945
Roll
Ew but sure
What keeps an atheist from murdering and stealing all they want? The fear of reprisal? Is the fear of prison the only thing preventing an utter breakdown of society by those with no moral compass?
you're the one uncapable of morality, the only true morality and empathy is doing something just for the good of it
>being good cus of fear of punishment
>being good cus you expect a reward
>>684139910
I know this is bait but, is your fear of God the only reason for not murdering and stealing? Is that really morality?
>>684139910
What, exactly, is the difference between fear of prison and the fear of hell?
wait for it...
>>684139332
feeling lucky
>>684139411
almost there
/b/ has turned into a massive house party. What do u do?
>>684139902
Leave
>>684139902
find nearest comp. get on b. loop into metaphysical eternity.
Burn the house down
Drink. A lot.
helo 4 channel
:(
>>684137257
Hello faggot.
kna yu helper me
food helper helpper dndnt cmoe today i eat sanwhich ham sausage i have meat pie in frezer i dont have microwave . mom comes help foor tmorow
ANAL TIME??? ANAL TIME!!!
>>684139061
>this thread
awesome
Cock tribute thread continued
What exactly does this man mean by 'Make America Great Again'? This implies that there's a period of time when America was great. But at what point? I mean, this slogan was used by Reagan. So when exactly was America so great?
None of you Trumpfags have an answer?
>>684137121
the early 1800s. Trump wants that socially, economically he's just a dipshit.
>>684137121
Before the civil war
>>684137121
Before Obama
I can't wrap my mind around this.
There is an entire channel about elsa spiderman, pink spidergirland joker pooping and being pregnant with millions of followers and all the comments are gibberish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BvNkaIb0AM
somebody explain, is this a botnet or someshit?
They're videos made for kids and kids watch them. kids outside of your country you 28 year old amerifat spermcrusted cuck.
>>684136146
Europe is the most cucked continent
there is tons of channels exactly the same with like 30million views each video
>>684136146
no dude, fucking no.
This is fetish shit. Pregnancy fetish, shit fetish.
also these videos will get uploaded and in a few hours they will get like 10million+ views. not even fucking peppa pig or yo gabba gabba have that may fucking views.
also look at all the comments.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCemI-8o-LrO8RSe4vBRX2Cw
where's the fcking loli thread motherfuckers
>>684136348
thank you, anon
I want to have sex with Mari.
Anyone have boy lolis?
>>684137235
It's called Shota, faggot.
Nothing bonds a husband and wife like sucking the same dick.
She married a faggot and found a loophole to find new dick.
You wife will never leave you if you fuck the same man.
>>684136495
Right because you're the provider. She gets her dick elsewhere.
I'm okay with this.
Hey you filthy sons of bitches. I did this once before and it turned out to be pretty enlightening. I'm from South Africa, ask me anything.
Are you white?
>>684137411
Of course that's the first question. Yes I am.
Jesus, guess that's it then.
Braaing tonight?
![tumblr_nvachktNSW1uvpxajo1_500[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/165/1463165921268.jpg "tumblr nvachktNSW1uvpxajo1 500[1]")
Hey Guys,
i'm a french fag and me and my firend just hacked a giant monitor over there:
USA
Opp
Alabama
We puted a trollface on the screen.
Can anyone confirm this ?
We can put requested pictures of the thread on it as soon as it will be comfirmed.
what the fuck are you talking about
![pl3358133-p16_waterproof_outdoor_led_advertising_display_plaza_giant_led_screen[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/166/1463166172775.jpg "pl3358133-p16 waterproof outdoor led advertising display plaza giant led screen[1]")
>>684136232
i'm talking about a giant advertising panel juste like this.
Can anyone comfirm that there is a pannel like this in Opp ville in Alabama ?
>>684136530
you realize that the odds of you finding someone on 4chan from "opp ville alabama" is pretty low right?
the US is a pretty big country, most people in the US have never even been to alabama
>>684136732
Okay so, where can i find someone from over there right now ?
How hard (%) is it to burry a 15cm knife into human body?
>>684136333
checked
what is the sharpness %
>>684136333
Depends on how hard you push m8
>>684136333
Hold the tip of the knife against your stomach and proceed to run into a wall
>>684136509
sharpness % is 100
Pic unrelated. Pollack-fucking anon here with more about the Nicola story. Reposting for those unaware:
>Be me, 22
>Meet 16 year old cute af blonde, skinny, big boobed polish immigrant.
>Fresh off the boat literally speaks like a handful of american words.
>my parents are hippies who love immigrants.
>Our parents make friends.
>invite the immigrants over for dinner.
>The language barrier is real.
>After dinner, I go up to play video games.
>Pollack girl comes up.
>She's entranced by the games, never played them before.
>talk to her about the game (I think it was Dark Souls 1 or Demon's Souls).
>She thinks it's cool.
>teach her how to speak MURICAN a little better.
>Start seeing her pretty regularly since she's a neighbor and her parents grow shit in their backyards attracting animals to the neighborhood like the polish fucking immigrants they are.
>Delicious as fuck tomatos though.
>Girl turns 17. Attends local high school. I can tell she likes me because she goes out of her way to hug me and talk to me no matter what.
>She's in a group with her friends? She don't give a fuck.
>Sees me with my buddies? No fucks given.
>Adults and police officers nearby? She's hugging onto me like I've slammed her with the best D of her life.
>Talking to my buddy about her one day.
>Going through the check list
>Perfect tits
>Perfect ass
>Cute accent
>Loli face
>Cute blonde curls
>bright blue eyes
>He says just go for it. I bring up the age.
>"Bro 17 is legal you just can't take pictures."
>Bullshit
>We look it up
>Age of consent is 16 years old where we are.
>Alrighty then.
>See pollack walking to school on my way to work.
>"Hey Nicola, any plans today?"
>"Yes, I go to the house with my friends."
>Kek
>Tell her if she's free around dinner, she can come over and I'll cook her something just us.
>She comes over at 5:00 right on the dot.
>Dressed ultra cute.
>I'm fresh out of the shower too, my hair is still wet.
>I cook us some delicious chicken and perogis because if you're over the age of 8 and you can't cook you should definitely kill yourself.
>We talk for a bit. She's acting all shy.
>Asking her about school and boys.
>She tells me there's a boy she likes but she's too shy to do anything.
>Says her friends make fun of her for being 'innocent'.
>I tell her she's beautiful and any guy would be lucky to even look at her (gay I know but I figured she was the type to go for sweet talking).
>Sitting close to her on the couch, playing with her hair, telling her how cute and pretty she is.
>She's blushing like crazy.
>I tell her to look at me.
>caress dat fucking perfect creamy polish skin.
>kiss her.
>she opens her mouth to speak
>kiss her again.
>She's cuddling into me.
>tell her I really like her.
>She says it back.
>I say a mental prayer thanking God, Allah, Budda, Vishnu and Odin for naive, virgin polish immigrants.
>Start kissing her again, full on making out.
>grasp her boobs and dry hump her a little.
>She grips my hands tightly.
>Tells me nobody's ever touched her like that.
>against my body's every urge, I let her back up and just hold her and cuddle her and whisper sweet things to her.
>My dick is threatening to tear through my pants and annihilate her womb.
>She starts talking to me nonstop about everything.
>Oh god what have I done?
>Any second she gets, she's calling or texting me, just generally being clingy.
>Signs all her texts with "<3"
>day off work.
>Tell her to bring her cute butt over to my place.
>She comes right from school.
>We talk.
>Initiate make out session in my room.
>I don't try anything with my hands. Gotta be patient.
>This goes on for two weeks.
>Fap like 3 times a day to her facebook pictures.
>Finally comes the day.
>We're making out.
>I have her on her back.
>I tenderly touch her skin around her flat stomach and kiss her neck.
>i hover my hands over her breasts over the clothes, close enough so she knows where my hands are, but not really touching.
>moaning like a beast from neck kissing.
>"Anon... anon does this make us... I mean are we like... are"
>"what is it?"
>"Are you my boyfriend anon?"
>Don't want to say yes.
>About to say no but then LIGHTBULB.
>Innocent as fuck polish virgin.
>Her friends probably told her the truth about me just wanting to embed my spermcannon in that cute little ass.
>If I say no this'll be the end.
>place my hand on her breast, kiss her lips and whisper in her ear: "I want to be. I fucking love you Nicola."
>She moans. "I want you to be too"
>"Then yes, I am your boyfriend."
>she grabs my face and kisses me then hugs me in a death grip.
>She's breathing intensely while I rub her chest with just the back of my hand.
>spread her legs, kiss her lips and press my bulge right into her crotch.
>whisper compliments in her ear while I play with her tits.
>Don't go any further. It's hard, but I know it's better to send her home breathless and horny.
>I see her making like 5 facebook statuses about meeting the man of her dreams, being in love, blah blah blah.
>hnnng the urge to just rip her clothes off and fuck her until I keel over and die is so strong.
>Can't take much more of this
>Invite her over the following day.
>She comes over from after school.
>Mother. fucking. cleavage.
>She closes the door behind her and I just hug her from behind, instant boner, press it against her butt and start kissing her neck.
>First moan I hear I start touching her tits and dry humping her a little.
>She's grinding her ass into me
>Jesus fuck through two pairs of jeans just this is enough to make me about ready to unload.
>drag her up to my room.
>Aggressive make out session on my bed.
>"Anon... anon... this really intense! can we slow down?"
>stop and look in her cute blonde eyes.
>Give her a gentle peck on the cheek.
>Tell her I'm sorry, "But baby you're just so beautiful, the most beautiful girl in the world, and seeing you just drives me wild, it winds up my desires and since I can't release them it makes me go crazy for you."
>She apologizes, tells me she's sorry for making me crazy and not giving me what I want.
>tell her she can help me relieve all that pressure.
>Tell her she's the only one who can.
>She sits up beside me.
>Asks me how.
>I gesture to my crotch and place her hand on top.
>She blushes, and says she's never done that before.
>Tell her I need her, she's the only one who can, say please,
>She kisses my cheek. "Ok anon"
>undo my pants and pull it out.
>She grabs it and just holds it.
>"Wow anon that's really really big!"
>6 or so inches long but I'm pretty thick.
>instruct her to rub it.
>Her hands are fucking silk, holy shit.
>start rubbing her through her jeans
>she moans and jerks me off faster, cuddling into me and kissing my neck.
>I really dig my fingers in there, making sure she can really feel it.
>hug her tightly as I explode cum all over her hand and my shirt
>she giggles and marvels at it
>comments on how good it smells.
>I ask her to taste it.
>She hesitantly licks a big glob off her hand
>Makes a face like "eww"
>Smile and ask her if she likes it
>She nods and lies.
>I tease her nipples and pussy through her clothes while we cuddle, getting her so horny that she's humping me and showering me with kisses.
>after a while I start to feel a damp patch, the size of a dime at most, on her jeans, which means that if I undid them it'd be like breaching the hoover dam.
>Send her home after a bit crazily horny.
>do the same thing the next day: tease her body until she's humping me, then I ask her to get on her knees and give me a handjob again.
>She obeys and starts rubbing my dick, her head resting on my leg while I play with her hair.
>I tell her I want to cum on her face.
>She says I can, and I tell her she should take off her shirt so she doesn't make a mess.
>She's sitting on her knees jerking me off in just a bra.
>tell her to lick it.
>She starts giving my dick a tongue massage like you wouldn't believe!
>tries giving me an inexperienced blowjob.
>not very good at it but she looks so damn cute doing it.
>Pulls her mouth off of it and massages those really sensitive glands on the side of my tip with her tongue and lips while stroking my shaft.
>Tell her I'm about to cum
>She smiles so cute and looks up at me while stroking it
>I unload a gallon of semen on her face.
>I tell her to let it dry on her face.
>She stands up and I wrap my arms around her and squeeze her ass and bury my face in her tits.
>start rubbing those tits with my hands.
>I pull them out of her bra and start sucking on one of those bad boys
>"OH MY GOD" She said really loudly and hugged me tightly to her chest. She held me so tight it actually made it hard to suckle those nips properly.
>play with just her tits and rub her ass until she has to leave again.
Hey /b/ I want to buy one of these, but first I want /b/ to help tell me what I should wear with it.
>>684136335
Stop making this thread faggot
Nothing
>>684136335
I gifted my ex with those, those were her favourites. She used to wear them with black shorts or skirt.
>>684136335
Depends,
If female, nothing.
If male, a noose.
