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Why is there no porn where a guy is pissing into a chicks ass? Is it dangerous?
I was thinking about that the other day.
I'm thinking about that everyday
>>677291687
I've got a couple of pissing into a chick's vag, that do anything for you?
>>677291687
Katy Gold, close enough.
aight
aight i got it
thunderthighs
den outta den!
>>677294476
that's not wrong.
This is a long shot but I'm looking for florida girls. Post what you have with area code!
352
More 352
Be honest anon
>Inb4 Wife would mad
Because I'm ugly.
>>677294320
I'm an ugly manlet who is not fit and is socially awkward. Oh and I have high standards thanks porn/media.
>>677294320
I'm awkward to be around and would rather choose to be alone at this point
>>677294985
This minus standards
Check my dubs. I'll be a meme now.
>>677289660
nope
>>677289833
Watch me dubs again OP>>677289660
>>677289833
Oh shit.
>>677290113
This time, OP, I swear.
hey /b/ lets start a sexy webm thread please TRY POSTING SAUCE! I have no clue of this sauce btw if you know sauce please reply with it!
>>677280074
Oh thats great!!!! post the sauce... THE SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>677280204
fuck off op
>>677280204 Op here... I HAVE NO CLUEE I ALSO NEED IT!
Im looking for sauce to this
I have some time to myself, so I'm going to post photos of items stuck in my ass.
I have so many dildos but lots of other stuff too:
tool handle, rolling pins.
The fun will start at around 11 AM
Hurry up - I have started wanking and want to cum to a picture of an object firmly up your arse.
>>677291415
toss some dildos my way. i don't feel like spending on em
>>677292341
lol filename
ITT: Retired porn stars so good you would actually PAY for new content.
Pic related.
Name is Amber Rayne
Sensi Pearl
Sierra Skye
S/fur
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>>677271302
beat me to it
>>677285505
how to make your thread a non starter: Hardiman images
>>677285387
>>rodent
>>human hair
>>pale skin
>>huge tits
holy FUCK, wasn''t planning to fap but gotta reconsider, MOAR?
>>677285505
10 secs 2 slow hehhee
You can fuck one celebrity, who is he/she?
>>677292062
that accent.
>fuck my ass, please
Jesus, I need to hear it from her.
>>677291730
I'd marry this girl
Why do people have such huge misconceptions about LSD? There are NO visuals on a normal dose. I can only imagine how much you'd have to take to see pink elephants and shit. It's such a positive experience, it's such a shame that everyone is so afraid of it. I understand it has potential for being bad when used in very high doses, but I took a tab a week ago and I STILL feel like a much happier, calmer person.
Gonna post my trip story in here, ok OP?
One night in late July of last year, a friend (we'll call him Chris) and I decided to do LSD. It was liquid drops that my brother's friend's cousin had a hookup for. When we went to go do them (2 each) and came back to the party we were at, it was disbanded. We had a long night ahead of us so we decided to phone up anyone who was home and awake past midnight.
My other good friend (we'll call him Dave) offered us to stay outside for as long as we wanted to, so the three of us layed on the trampoline out back and watched the stars and talked about life for a couple hours. I got a call from a friend I had called before about staying somewhere for the night but I declined the call because I only had 9% charge on my cell.
Dave went to get us snacks like the bro he is, and when he got back and we were getting situated, he stopped to point something out in the sky. Dave was the first to spot it, and the only one who wasn't on LSD of the three of us.
It was slightly above the treeline, so Chris debunks it as a streetlight. I keep observing though, because I always had an obsession with ayy and UFOs. Gradually, the light hovers above the treeline and it's clear to see that this orange glowing orb is not connected to anything and is in fact a flying object.
1/3
>>677289910
I prefer shrooms personally
>>677290564
I'm immediately hysterical, Dave asks why I'm not recording and I instantly realize that I should have been, but I was distracted by the magnificence of what lied before us. I'll include the link at the end.
I also want to mention that this orb seemed to be 100-200 yards away, at least from my speculation. The anomaly continues to hover around as I get my phone ready. As I'm looking, I suggest that it's a paper lantern. Dave and Chris both subtlety agree, but cautiously observe. Once I start recording, the object lies still. I zoom out to compare the UFO to the moon about 12 seconds in. Almost a year later I found that at that moment in the video, the object dodges to the right almost like its trying to escape the frame of my video. This is an important analysis because it works to prove that the variable of being on LSD did not alter the reality of what occurred.
52 Seconds into the recording my phone gives out. I already had a low charge and believe me, I was upset with the fact that I couldn't record what happened next. I am more grateful that I was able to capture what I did, and to take something away from the experience.
I drop my cell on the trampoline and continue to exclaim "Holy shit!". This "paper lantern" started to emit a red and blue light, one on each side. So Dave and Chris and I look at each other and attempt to identify this as a drone. It's 3 In the morning. The likelihood of people partying on a Wednesday night, fucking with paper lanterns or drones are thin. What happens next, is the anomaly forms a single point. Within 5 seconds emits an airplane out of that center point from nose to tail, 30 - 40 feet long, and sends it flying over us very low and very quiet. In short, it turned into an airplane and flew away.
2/3
Eager to hear anons opinion
play the same level of game, get the same pay
there's a reason men and women don't compete on the sports field, chicks S U C K
More people watch man football.
More people=more revenue
More revenue=better pay
So fucking simple I can't believe this hasn't been debunked yet.
Play like men, get paid like men. Until then, stop whining, you pussies!
They already get way more than any male at their skill level would ever earn.
>>677294130
this same shit happened in MMA in where Ronda Rousey said that the only reason she was being paid more is because she draws more attention to the sport.
You sir are correct.
Me and my Girlfriend will drink for every reply We'll also take dares with pic evidence (obvs not gone fuck on here k?)
>>677285812
post proof, that should have been your first pic.
drink everything
I wish I just drank 2 times per week.
>>677286073
You're right, sorry boss.
Share your darkest secret anon
>>677291014
I really don't care about anything haha and it's a fucking great feeling
I poop completely naked
>>677291014
Now you.
What is yours OP
I always get dubs
What is the most fucked up thing /b has ever seen
5chan.org/cp/ not for the faint of heart
>>677292746
>>677293339
but why tho
Create yourself /B/ros!
http://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en/
>>677288748
this is cacerous
>>677288955
But wait there is more
>>677289147
Zozzle
How do i get a big dick?
are you guys just born with giant cocks?
>>677294192
No, we buy products of all kinds of websites. Just look for dick size improvement ads on porn sites.
It's quite simple actually, you just have to eat a horse penis and then your penis will grow ten inches. Equivalent exchange.
>>677294358
that shit dont work
>>677294434
Side note, the horse must be alive and the penis attached, you have to deep throat it entirely and bite at the base for it to work. Hence not everyone does it.
Let's play a game, anon. The rules are simple. You have been invited to an orgy, for 24 hours. The three pictures following yours are who is invited
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