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Fat people hate thread.

If enough are watching I'll greentext my story.
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>>677304472
How do people even get this fat? I don't understand. I lay in bed all day (with the exception of going to work) drinking beer and soda, and not really eating anything healthy. My diet is pretty horrible if I'm being honest. And I haven't gained a pound in probably 5 years.
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>>677305244

Feminazis and body positivity would be my guess...
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Tell the story asswipe
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>>677305244
you got lucky mate if a normie tried to keep up your diet theyd become disgusting in a matter of weeks

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Share Thread last one got prunned, need the both daughters from the last Thread.
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>>677306648
Have a feeling if they get posted again, it'll get taken down again
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>>677306831
then NN pics or via Volafile or something like that, we gotta try ;)
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here my nice again
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>>677306648
Hey, dad is here.

i scratched myself by accident yesterday, is this colour normal for such a small scratch ?
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Unless the scratch was with a piece of rusty metal or it starts turning black (not just purple bruise kinda color, but real, necrotic fucking dead black) you'll be fine. Put some fucking neosporin or other antiseptic on it.

>inb4 it's AIDS
>inb4 it's cancer
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>>677305957
its cancer sorry
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>Small
Nigga that's huge you're gunna die.
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That looks like an infection is starting. Use neosporin or an antiseptic like the other user said, but if it starts to ooze/redness spread/smell funny, go to the doctor. If you begin to see lines running from it/scratched on metal, you need to be seen for tetanus.

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23/f/nyc

AMA
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tits or gtfo
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>>677305738
Not a question. Also, no.
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Wanna meet up
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>>677306124
I doubt it :)

/b/ my little sister (13) won't talk to me after I played a harmless April fools prank on her..
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What kind of prank?
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>>677307052
Tell us the prank OP
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>>677307052
You have our attention.
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>>677307118
>>677307148
I told her I was gonna give her a massage and instead rubbed my dick across her shoulders

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wincest possibility

What do /b/...

>always had a thing for my sister
>we are adults now
>she is getting a divorce
>total train wreck
>parents want me to maybe go stay with her for a few days.
>hot, drunk, emotionally vulnerable sister for a couple days.
>give me one reason why I shouldn't take this opportunity to finally fuck the shit out of her.

its super easy to fuck women when they are going through this shit.

Im not a very good person, should I? Pic related

What do /b/... what the fuck! Like actually considering this. No joke. am I really this fucked??
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>>677302788
Fuck her right in the pussy
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Do it, faggot.
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>>677302788
record and upload it for your /b/rothers
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Post pics

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This is b8
Please do not respond
I repeat
Do not respond
Thank you
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Wot is b8 m8
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ok
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No dick rate thread? Now there is one
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cutfag
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Anybody?
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>>677303077
8/10
Cut, but still looks delicious.
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Will post in the same style

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Françaises
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bide
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Plus sur cette salope de Maude de Sochaux?
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Going to be putting things in my ass

Old thread vanished
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>>677302330
Faggot
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Nothing to be proud of faggot!
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>>677302330
lets go op
m or f
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>>677302330
more options

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So this guy fucked me over hard and is making me look like the little beta bitch I am. He's just stealing my gf right out from under me. That's fine, but I want to fuck him over too. I know where he goes to drink every night and I know he sells weed to some of the employees at the place. This is California and he has a medical marijuana card. Hes in law school and drives a mercedes. My fate is sealed, but I want to make the godking bleed. How can I ruin his life or make it very unpleasant to go to his favorite drinking spot in a way that doesn't come back on me and is legal. What do.

In return for your master plan I will post nudes of gf he is taking, the ass is fat.
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Quietly inform the bartender that he is a pedo.
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>>677304709
Be a beta and snitch to the cops that this guy has offerd you drugs to buy, then they send a undercover cop to him, make a buy and then bust him for dealing drugs.

He might be in law school, but selling drugs is still a crime, so it literally doesn't matter what law school he goes too, he is getting a cellmate.
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>>677305018
This. It's a beta faggot bitch move but it'll do the trick. All is fair in love and war mate.
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>>677304709
I did this once before, OP

Really easy to avoid getting caught and I'd be happy to share my plan with you but you'll have to at least post a pic of gf's titties and/or ass first

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Islam hate thread
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I don't like it
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>>677304772
Then let's keep fucking posting
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why do you keep returning?
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Because your a FAGGOOOOOOOOOT!!
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>>677304796
I don't know why
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Because your a FAGGOT!!
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Just to check in on OP, see if he still is a faggot

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post random shit
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>>677304283
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On some conscious level they realize that for every inch you are shorter you are automatically considered less attractive by the female populace and less likeable/respectable by the male one.

They also know that unfortunately there's nothing they can do to change their lives for the better. The average guy or girl can try really hard and make themselves attractive both physically and mentally. But a manlet can spend every waking day exercising, moisturizing, studying, slimming, buffing up, etc, and none of it will mean a damn thing. They will be just as attractive to the opposite sex and to the same sex as when they started. And since they are too smart to be both aware of their situation and confident, they also lose a few attractiveness points in that department as well.

Sorry fam. You can't win. You lost the genetics lottery. And unlike some very obese girls, you can't just run through your problems.
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>>677304783
>OhLookThisThreadAgain.exe
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If I posted MoonMan's Notorious KKK to the rap music subreddit (/r/hiphopheads), could I get you guys to upvote it?
It could bring some keks.
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i dont see it
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No it wouldn't you retard, the mods would take it down before it gained any momentum
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>>677302329
man that'd be so wacky haha theyd be so SHOCKED by something so VILE and RACIST it'd make those stupid REDDIT FAGGOTS cry!!!11

kys edgy underaged cuck
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>>677302460
Haven't posted it yet
>>677302535
If I put it as "MoonMan - Notorious", it'll be fine. Raids on /r/hiphopheads have worked before.
>>677302671
I can smell the newfaggotry on you

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33:33 Thread

Pause a movie at 33:33 and take a screenshot, everyone else guesses

Bonne chance!
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>>677302646

looks like a shitty desert punk live action.
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>>677302646
have no idea, wanna know where it's from tho
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>>677302646
Turbo Kid

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Daily TayTay Swizzle thread 2.0.

Song Of The Day: Come Back... Be Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtbDB4jaChQ
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TAYTAY VULT
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>>677304599
Coming back to your question; I think I'd rather have her date Calvin, bigger spite of a guy that looks like me is not a trade off. Would only mean she'd like me if I ever got to meet her and that chance is not that big.
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Reminder that the iHeart Radio awards are tomorrow, where Taytay will hopefully release her New Romantics video.

It's definitely the right time since a lot of people paid attention to her treadmill video. Jumpman reached #23 on iTunes

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BOOTYHOLE THREAD
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A+ booyhole. Please continue.
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>>677303864
BUMP AS FICK
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is it weird that everytime I see a girl's asshole my first thought is "I wish I could sniff that"?
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>>677304645

Yes. That is weird.
Tongue it, dingus.

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Feels thread, in the mood to be sad.
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I feel with you OP
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I often feel worthless. It is one of the worst feelings.
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>>677303333
Proper quads and proper story !
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