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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Do not befriend people who think it is relatable and charming to say things like "I hate people" or make jokes showing their appreciation for services like self-checkout or Amazon.com that limit their human interaction. They are almost always obnoxious, self-obsessed narcissists with a chronic inferiority complex.
>>769217316
I hate you, OP.
>>769217316
And how do you think we perceive you?
>>769217400
Why would that matter to me that a bunch of slackers with no social skills thinks badly of me? In what universe should that not actually make me feel better about myself?
>>769217316
based op is based
>>769217372
You can hate me. I think you think you're being transgressive and contrarian here, and if that's the case, you have low reading comprehension and a woman-like sense of humor.
Anybody lose their virginity at a young age?
Fucked my friend's sister in middle school
Wasn't her first time
>>769205543
lost mine at 15 when I fucked a girl in the grade below me. It was awkward but i still came on her double d mexican tits
>>769205543
8. Babysitters daughter. She was 12. Wasn’t her first time.
OP here
I remember being 10 and touching my other friends sister's vagina
We also slept together
Like really cuddled all night
When I was 14 I lost my virginity to a girl a year older than me. We were dating at the time. She had had consensual nd non-consensual sex before. After she left my place, she tried to kill herself.
Does 16 count? She was 30.
Deutschlandfaden
>>769210967
> schau doch hier vorbei
>>769210902
SCHLAND!
>>769211146
oh mein Gott
>>769211063
seit wochen keine fäden und an pfingsten dann gleich zwei.
wo seid ihr scheiss freaks alle?
Celeb thread?
All welcome / lewdness encouraged
Is sleepiness allowed?
>>769217133
of course!
>>769216829
Lewd brie
thread
nogger
>>769216657
aboriginal australian
Trap Thread -2-
>>769217149
I'm honored that you used my pic <3
Oh boy it's the shitspam and mental disorder thread.
>>769217231
you're a cute girl! so i used it
>>769217231
so now answer my question from before my little pet
THE SCARIEST MOMENT IN EVERY WHITE DUDE'S LIFE:
When his racism becomes known to the black man and the has to face the music. Every white boy bitches out and gets humbled. You won't see them talking shit after that.
THE SCARIEST MOMENT IN EVERY WHITE DUDE'S LIFE:
When chimps chimp out
>>769210093
this is bait
>why do you need a gun
putting down dangerous animals
>>769210311
And you should be scared. You'd end up like this bitch if you ever said "chimp out" in real life. Fucking ignorant racist bitch
>>769210332
Low quality at that. And yet dipshits will still reply, pretending to take the bait so that others will point out it's bait. It's like meta-bait. It's iwasonlypretending.png for 2018
WWYD brutal edition, starting with my sister n her best friend
>>769211163
Hop in a time machine and fuck both them about 4 years ago.
>>769211163
fuck your sister from behind, holding her head under water until the last second and then letting her up for air, over and over.
wwyd
I would float them out to Sea on that raft with only a volleyball and some FedEx packages
>>769211163
who's feeling brave tonight?
Bump
>>769212016
Easy
>>769212016
reroll too easy
roll
>>769212016
easy
Vetfags. Help tough night tonight. No one in my contacts is answering.
I'm hurting tonight. Woke up from a nightmare and can't sleep. VA put me on prozosin, propranolol, and Wellbutrin to help but it don't.
I feel like tonight might be the night but I don't wanna be a fucking statistic. Anyone out there know what the fuck I'm talking about.
>>769213930
>>769213930
take mushrooms..
its the answer
if you arent smoking weed already do it...you literally will stop dreaming if u smoke weed
>>769213930
what nightmare
>>769214023
Never taken mushrooms and don't smoke cause It makes me paranoid.
>>769213930
I do bro. Hang in there. The va doesn't do anything trust me. I was referred to a private clinic instead
>>769214052
Hard to explain. People and places I havn't seen or been to since I got out. people that arn't hear anymore. and just fear, or pressure.
>>769214058
I'm hanging dude. I saw 6 seperate people for whats going on in my head, 2 at the vet center, 1 at mental health at the VA and 3 in specialty ptsd clinic. No one knows what I did, what I saw. and they just want me to leave. they dont have to deal with it all the damn time.
could we make minions the next "hate" symbol?
>>769212503
hahaha yes! normies would lose their collective shit!
imagine all the 40y/o moms on facebook >>769212737
>>769212503
how are we going to pull that off
>>769213256
just make racist edits like with pepe, and shill them on twatter and fuckbook.
Porn has given me an unrealistic view towards sex... Like having it with another person!
ew imagesync isn't working
gross
Rule 34 Thread
FB/IG/VSCO 2
anyone still interested?
>>769215947
Yessir.
mig.es
/c/Vrg372J
left or right?
RIght
Right 100%
>>769209251
left
>>769209980
Left whiter is better
Tribute/wwyd
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Hi /b/
> been single for 6 months now
> hasn't been a day I haven't thought about her.
> Baww thread.
Post ur best baww songs,
tell me your baww,
dump ur baww shit,
i will dump my baww folder
Celeb fakes thread?
i hate fakes
>>769211268
Even well done ones?
>>769211424
that one really is bad
>>769211488
I didn't say that one was good lol.
Celeb Cute Thread:
>>769211219
anon thats hitler
>>769211474
>>769211474
But he's so CUTE! He even brought you a bouquet of nice flowers!
>>769209045
>Answering a question with a question is a sign of autism actually.
No, it is not called "autism" it is called "maieutics" in fact. Socrates had a good way of exhibiting this. Was he autistic though? Hmmmm
We offer an opportunity.
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shit, if i were only a genius. I want to solve it but im too lazy lol. I know the prize is good.
its like cicada but for white knights who want to defend castles full of bishops... at least there's no blacks
The bottom of the image translates to, "key of C major," the image resembles sheet music, the way the pieces are placed. The lettering along the bottom are all keys in C major. I'm unsure about the check mark and the numbers in the post. I have no further knowledge of music/piano so another Anon can take it from here
>>769209591
how did you get the key of C major?
>>769209756
it’s in the morse code at the bottom
