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what would you do if you had herpes?
>>684569320
kms
>>684569320
commit suicide.
I'll never get herpes because I'll be a virgin forever though.
>>684569320
What COULD I do? It's incurable.
>>684569320
I don't get laid so this scenario can't be applied to my life.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IsArCJ7.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>684569401
>>684569433
Good answer. I would do the same thing. Such a thing would be so goddamn shameful that I wouldn't bare to live with myself.
That shit can be passed over to your children too if your wife is infected with herpes too and imagine how shitty your kids' life would be having herpes from birth.
What's your jew name /b/?
lets find it out
>>684573908
Shiliel Kronenbach
Rowl
>>684573760
roll
Stuff that makes you laugh.
>>684569819
Your pathetic life
Genocide
idk why but it just does
SHE WEARS DENIM
WHEREVER SHE GOES
>>684576583
How was x-files?
Im new in town
>>684575318
I try
>>684576730
>be me
>19 years old
>no education, dropped out of school in the 6th grade
>did nothing but play video games and browse 4chan/youtube
>can't get a job because no experience or education
>still live with my mother
>been trying to get my GED since I was 16 but still haven't obtained one
>not stupid or anything just too lazy to do any sort of school work at home
>still need to work on math skills, got a tutor when I was 17
>blew through 2 years worth of math, learned all the way up to advanced algebra
>tutor wanted me to start doing home work
>assigned me a bunch of shit
>never did it, stopped going to my tutoring sessions because I didn't want to get homework that I would never do
>basically just fucked off for the last 2 years, put in job applications and resumes but never got called back presumably because no education/experience
>browse the internet all day, even that gets boring
>stop playing multiplayer video games because I can't stand the communities of games like Dota, LoL, CoD, CS:GO, etc.
>stop watching anime because I realize how shit the plot of most of them are, not to mention the inevitable filler arcs
>stop reading manga
>pretty much stop reading
>stop watching youtube because there's nothing worth watching
>literally spent the last hour just clicking on the address bar typing "4chan.org" and "google.com" over and over again and then just starring at the screen blankly for a few seconds
Help me.
Try to get into a crap job if you need to.
Try to get better friends and connections.
Lie on your resume if you need to.
Have a friend pretend to be your boss for reference.
Join a military branch if nothing else works
Or, just kill yourself.
>>684563979
a sudden disinterest in things is a sign of depression
Sell/dump your PC and go back to school.
>>684564453
Don't you need an education to join the military?
Also I don't have any friends. I've even applied at McDonalds/WalMart and never got a call back.
McDonald's is always hiring so obviously you didn't try hard enough. Also there are a ton of labour jobs out there that will take anyone.
Also, fake some fucking expirience of your resume like a landscaping company and put your friends name and number as a business owner and get him to vouch for you if anyone ever calls. Fucking kids these days...
Rate my cock guys !
I'm going to take my boyfriend virginity tonight !
>>684565724
Noice
>>684565724
Eggplant/10
>>684565724
fuck off frenchie
>>684565724
Ayy whats up Niki?
wish my gf would send me pics like this
What is your favorite dog breed?
>>684572283
I don't like dogs.
>>684572283
Saint Bernards or Standard Poodles, can't decide which I like better.
I do like doges, but golden retriever may be #1 for me.
>>684572984
>golden retriever
Kys
when did "WHITE GENOCIDE" porn become a thing? and where are the best tumblrs for me to see it at?
>>684570498
Who's that?
Also sex with white girls is better when you're black. Trust me
>>684571870
are you a white girl?
>>684571980
Actually I am a black guy with a white girlfriend.
First black guy she dated. She used to bleed when I'd have sex with her cause I'd reach a polyp on her cervix that inferior white males could reach.
>>684570498
I love the idea of the white race blending with the others.
I am a white female and I only date Asian and Latino men.
No soul brothers, though.. You can take the boy out of the jungle, etc..
who her /b/
i've been thinking about it all day and i think i'm finally ready to kill myself. It's just impossible for me to not be alone forever so the sooner i end it the better
thanks to everyone who was nice, goodbye.
Don't do it. Life has a lot of ups and downs.
Doitnoballs
>>684570021
We're your family. Don't leave us OP.
Das spiel ist aus, doch nie vorbei.
(The game is up but never over)
>>684570021
No one will miss you.
>>684570021
At least assassinate this bitch before you go, make your life worth something.
Anybody else down for a pictureswap.org thread?
>>684571374
Post new wins or pics you saved/fapped
Fuck off diego
Got this one
spammin this shit with desu
post the names of the girls you love but cant have or the ones who got away. for me her name is haley :(
Emily
Allison
Desirea
>>684574166
Nice dubs. A Haley in my life was a cute cheerleader who took Latin for nursing. Married. Glad for her.
Justice
Is the magic eight ball always right?
>>684571979
THE MAGIC EIGHTBALL HAS SPOKEN
>>684571979
Will I have sex this year
>>684572526
OH FUCK YOU M8 BALL
>>684571979
Is he a liar still?
Are thing going to start getting better?
>>684576854
the citizen kane of porn
>>684576854
/b/ im with my grandma shes at home in hospice care dying of lung cancer. she was really down tonight but i downloaded OPs video and let her watch and now she said shes ready to go peacefully
>>684576854
hot i came on my chair
STARLESS
AND
BIBLE
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK
>>684576854
Im gonna tell my grandpa to watch this
>>684576854
nothing better than a quick jerk off before bed
Asian girls thread
More of this sexy little mynx?
>>684570503
From the back. I would bury my dick in her anus.
>>684570627
No one is interested? That's surprising.
>>684570503
>>684570627
>>684570893
good god. fuck yeah im interested
ITT: Convince me that Domino's is not the single best fucking pizza chain that has ever graced this shit tasting earth.
>Protip: You can't
dominieos
>>684570397
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAGGOT
>>684570397
Depends who you ask. Last time i ate Dominos Pizza, it was greasy tasteless meateroni pizza.
On the other hand Pizza hut has treated me well especially with the cheese stuffed crust.
The only thing I would give Domino's is their cheaper price over most other pizza chains
That's not a pizza chain
This is a pizza chain
>>684570397
are you a chef at Domino's OP
how much an hour
$8.75?
Weekly Tribute req CONT.
>>684574939
pls anon
Smash or pass. Which slut would you fuck
I'd fuck the big one!
>>684569759
Smash right for sure
>>684569759
Little lefty clearly the only choice here gents
>>684569759
lets get some more of the bitch on the right
Because I work long hours and when I do have time off I spend it sleeping or at the gym.
>MFW Even driving a sports car doesn't get me laid or taken serious
>>684562627
im not a happy person
Because I don't want one
Because it's harder to get hurt when you're already alone
because the only femalesI am sexually attracted to are between the ages of 10-15 and I would never be able to have an lgf because I recognize how fucked up that is
because I married the one I did have
Squid?
hot. yes please bump
Bump, pleasei got a new phone and have nothing
>>684568675
too much chest cancer.
>>684569636
fuck you talking about, anon. this shit is gr8
loli/shota thread
>>684569684
bipity
daughter mother?
kek
