lets play a territory game /b/
>PHASE 1 - CREATE TEAMS
name a team and assign a leader
leader can be a celebrity, historical figure, movie or tv character, meme, etc.
if a pitcure is not provided for the leader of the team the first image on google search will represent.
>PHASE 2 - POPULATE THE PLAYING FIELD
roll for each team to capture a neutral territory.
singles - nearest square populated
dubs - nearest 5 squares
trips - 10
quints - 100
>PHASE 3 - ATTACK ENEMY TERRITORIES
now the playing field is filled, the game begins
roll for a team to attack another
singles - nothing
0 - one square
dubs - three
trips - ten
quints or greater - auto win
if you do not specify direction of attack or just represent one team terriories will be aquired evenly
lets have alot of fun, guys.
>>706315398
Team Nazi
Hitler as leader.
HERE WE GO
shameless self bump
Team Monarchist
Henry 8 is leader
Dick mod thread?
Dick mod thread.
is it actually possible to get erect with this and fill a womans fuckhole?
Sure, why not ?
>>706307780
I love this stuff but it seems to be scattered all over. Is there a good place to view that is not subscription based?
No rekt thread??? Rekt thread
Yes yes good good moar moar moar!!
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBx17Ct_ico
Mom/son thread
>>706311715
Bump
Family members you want to fuck.
Post your chicks ITT and other anons tell you what they'd do to them.
Starting off with my cousin.
>>706307524
Tit fuck her aaaall daaaay
>>706307524
Face pic
>>706307524
holy fuck how old
>>706307524
I have idea.
Don't fuck your family members.
Clean s/fur bc previous thread h/furred
Just never ends
Roll
pics said wouldn't share cont.
add henry.schwab on kik to share gfs, exes etc
My girl's thick ass
Color wars fuck you too edition pt 4
Color wars fuck you too edition pt 3
Singles = Nothing
0 = 4 Squares
Dubs = 5 Squares
Trips = 25 Squares
Quads = 45 Squares
Pents = Auto Win
Triple can revive
>>706314121
fags > spics
Nazis > fags
>>706314182
fags > spics
>>706314121
spic fucks fags
post your every day carry faggots
Why the Tabasco sauce?
Why smoke? Are you like secret service or some shit?
>>706302584
for scrambled eggs nigga
>>706302668
this
I do understand anything but the fucking smoke - imho a flash would work better if the smoke is for distraction
ITT: Share the most regretful thing u ever did
chose not to take my life
>>706298121
masturbating at 5
>>706298285
Peeing drunk on my carpet
Ditched a girl's only prom
>The guy most famous for raising the price of HIV medication 5000x is trying to buy 4chan
>/pol/ is on board with it
Why? Am I paranoid or is it reasonable to think he'll fuck everything up?
>>706306419
It's better than letting some SJW buy it.
>>706306671
Which has nothing to do with what we're talking about. Most SJWs hate 4chan and don't have enough money to spend on expensive ventures.
>>706306671
This. At least he's not a total and complete cuck.
I'm still questioning what he really knows about us
Actually, it could be a decent amount
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>706285637
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>706305354
Pls no harambe memes
>>706305816
Your waifu does have a rather large fanbase, so it's not altogether surprising that you would have a lot of cute fanart
Need advice please you fucks.
Girlfriend got the following text at 4am last eve.
>"Im good Monday-Saturday if that works"
She got up to let the dogs out att 9am I grabbed the tablet off the nightstand. Her phone was on top. I picked it up, pressed the bottom on the side. The fucker was locked, but said she had a message from some dude she fucked a few years ago and it was at 423am. I ask her to open it in front of me. She acts weird as shit. I make her open it, and no other text existed in the thread (she has a history of deleting incriminating texts). I got pissed. She delayed explaining, "lets get the dogs back inside then i will explain." Stalling. She eventually says she has not seen or talked to him in years. I told her I did not want to be around her, she left my house.
My questions please.
1. If you dont talk to someone, their name is not near the top of your text menu, and it would be virtually impossible to accidentally text them, right?
2. She has totally attempted to flip this against me like I have done something wrong. Do you agree that probably means she is hiding some shit?
Usually follow my gut, and my guts initial reaction was not good.
>>706297622
you are fucked bro
just follow her
She's a whore OP
>>706297827
This
martin shkreli to buy 4chan. Is he the hero we don't deserve?
I love that asshole, he could make 4chan better for sure
>>706302190
Thank god. He could ban some of the degenerates that frequent here.
That nigga wants to bring back harambe.
Poor harambe, killed over a nigglet
>>706302190
No, fuck this guy. I love him and his humor, but he's gonna make 4chan a Reddit clone in hopes of making a few bucks.
>>706302190
Fuck that sociopathic fuck. I would stop using this site if he bought it.
New chubby tread
fat / whale / curvy / thick
Is the anon here that is fapping to her?
Anybody want Moar of the girls posted in the last thread?
Do you agree?
Probably not.
>>706291725
Whales thread?
>>706291725
thanks ms skeltal
Yes
Color wars fuck you too edition pt 3
Singles = Nothing
0 = 4 Squares
Dubs = 5 Squares
Trips = 25 Squares
Quads = 45 Squares
Pents = Auto Win
Treefuckers > faggots
>>706310142
fags > spics
penis dont die
>>706310232
rolling
What's your earliest memory of /b/ or 4chan in general? I got to the party quite late, but I remember pic related exploding upon my first visit.
I started coming a few days before that was on good morning America, really a good time to join.
I think I started visiting 4chan when the "Desu" meme was all the rage.
>>706297853
Oldfag checking in.
