Ask the Magic 8-ball anything.
Should I kill myself?
>>676415195
Did she have romantic intentions
>>676416400
Tell me pls, yes or no?
Kill Fuck Marry
>GO
KKK
Kill left marry middle fuck right
Pretty sure the middle one was in The Sopranos
>>676411065
fuck
kill
marry
kill again
i welcome leafy as the king of /b/
>>676407176
Who's leafy?
>>676407176
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>676407308
Some edgy fag who doesnt deserve the title of king of /b/.
justin beiber?
What Character from Game of Thrones are you?
Pic Related - The best character in the whole fucking show
>>676410899
is that shane beene? don't watch the show
>>676410899
jorah is the cuckiest cuck who ever got cucked tho
holy shit anon, y r u such a faggot?
>>676410899
Jorah is the biggest faggot ever, id rather be reek than him
>>676410899
Ramsay of course. I'm a cruel piece of shit who doesn't care abouth anything other than having fun.
What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. You are off the coast of California, and you have heard rumors of treasure buried here, but you would be happy just to get home safely.
Around you, you find: a tree and 6 coconuts, some sticks and stones on the beach, rocks in the shape of a fire pit, and a patch of disturbed sand.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
Your penis turns into Hitler, and he tries to convince you to rebuild the reich
Fist yourself
>>676408917
Rule 4, my dude.
I drink saltwater until it replaces my blood.
what am i doing wrong /b/?
> cant get a/the girl
> lost interest in school (still like physics but dont want school)
> chubby (200 lbs)
> lonely and depressed
> sitting on the roof now listening to kids by mgmt, missed all my classes today.
> submitted fafsa late, no money for school
I know i sound like i'm whining but really i just feel like a failure, pretty much just get high every now and then. This may not /adv/ but anyone relate? anyone get over it? pretty much just looking for summer.
tl ; dr
ITT: feels/pathetic life
> pic related, me
Age? If you're <30 there is still hope
>>676415475
yea, i know theres still hope
> 19
just cant find motivation anymore. how are you anon?
>19
you look way older
Dead celebrity thread.
Starting, Ryan "well" Dunn
Robin Williams
Lisa "left eye" Lopez
>>676411281
How do we know this is legit?
Sauce?
>>676411583
its not
/b
I need to know what song this is
It goes like:
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
>>676411595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Hwm9kKp3o
my only guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bOV4ExHPZY
Aieao system of a down. I spelled that wrong but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38yhKhGGPJs ?
> be me
> be walking to store
> crack heads are afoot
> nig nog crack head approaches
> has box cutter
> "gimme yo munney white boi"
> "lol no"
> crack head swings blade wildly catching me across the chest.
> punch him in his malnourished face
> K.O.
> spend 30 minutes explaining to the cops that I wasn't the aggressor
> nig nog crack head is shouting about racism
> cops are sympathetic to him
> cops let me off with a warning
Stay classy, America.
>>676412012
>ICO tatt
So you're trying to telling me there's a difference between a negro crack head and a white crack head?
I really want to call bullshit but it's murrica so....
>>676412012
sucks about the tattoo
Nice juggalo tat.
Reaction image thread
my ex
How old
more pics
giv me a good fap
rolling cause wife just left the house
ayy
>>676409867
I'll give it a go
rolleroo
People you instantly have no respect for thread: Internet Edition
>people who say "lel" instead of "lol"
>>676416034
People who use one word as a basis for respect. Lel
race traitors
>>676416034
People like you. Fucking faggot fuck. Nobody cares what you think is trendy. Hipster fucking lame.
>>676416034
lel
/s/fur muscular gals thread
>>676413358
>muscular
Or THICK
I don't get dubs, the faggot below me does, he's a dick.
no im not
Pussy.
>>676415108
>implying it's not me who gets dubs
>>676415108
h-how?
Leanfags thread.
Act>Hi-Tech>Wock>Quali
Tried to tell this fat fucking lame that Qualitest gonna fuck up his kidneys. He called me a hypebeast Chief Keef dick rider, and said that all drugs are bad for you.
What does /b/ think about Qualitest?
>>676412679
Fuck him, Qualitest is shit. The worst one for sure.
>OP knows what's up
Bump
>>676412679
Looks awesome
>>676413961
Why this reply make no sense
So /b/
What color are next on the Eiffel Tower?
probably germany
probably the germans flag
Germany or Sweden tbh
DANSKERTRÅD!
Piger edition
Post piger (med navn og by hvis muligt) og post forespørgsler (med billede)
Post damer
Nogen der har af Signe Eie Eriksen fra Nyborg omegn?
>>676411708
>>676412600
> Piger edition
> Post damer
det er altid patter... i kan ikke skjule jer, bøsser
Hey gutter
I need this game,pls,rich anons, I'd suck dick for this game,I've been watching 4 hour streams in past few days and I'm addicted,can't afford it atm and I can't wait for 1-2 months, rich anons, plx
http://steamcommunity.com/id/autisticrock/
it can be a CD key for uplay too,I'll take anything
If you're addicted to the stream then the stream should be enough for you
>>676413370
>Need
kys
>>676413570
I'm not addicted to the stream,I'm watching random people streaming,I don't watch a specific streamer,I'm addicted to the game
>>676413669
ly2
ITT: Stories you aren't proud of.
>Be me 23
>Not really a racist
>Down in Houston w/ a rental car b/c reasons.
>Leaving grocery store.
>Black feller is helping this old lady and daughter load groceries in the car.
>Pull up beside them
>Roll down window
>"It's still nice to know some folks still own slaves."
>White lady starts cackling
>Sambo hasn't processed it yet.
>All the sudden see the chimpout in rear view.
>Canned something goes flying.
>Nigger has the aim of Shaq on the free throw line.
>Random rear car window breaks.
>Take right turn at end of aisle.
>See nigger slap old woman and start to kick the shit out of her.
>Younger woman gets involved.
>Slaps the fuck out of her.
>That's the story of how I raised all of our taxes by putting a nigger back on welfare.
>>676406670
>Not really a racist
>really a racist
>a racist
>racist
>>676406670
I have a similar one
>be driving
>see group of young niggers at a bus stop and one small timid looking white kid standing away from them
>idea forms
>drive round in a loop to pass by again
>yell NIGGER CUNTS! out the window as I pass
>see them chimping out in the rear mirror, throwing their caps on the ground etc
>drive by again
>they have the white kid who didn't do anything on the ground and are delivering kicks
>justasplanned.png
>>676407660
kek
>>676408194
nigger
