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YLYL Thread, i'll start
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https://youtu.be/FWTMyIYdKQ8
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

>demonic ass shaking
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>>676417144
This is just you copying how to basic and failing epicly at it, hoping you can get some views by posting it on 4chan.

tl;dr: You're a faggot

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Ask the Magic 8-ball anything.
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Should I kill myself?
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>>676415195
Did she have romantic intentions
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>>676416400
Tell me pls, yes or no?
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>>676416400
>>676416648
kek

Kill Fuck Marry

>GO
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KKK
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Kill left marry middle fuck right
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Pretty sure the middle one was in The Sopranos
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>>676411065
fuck
kill
marry
kill again

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i welcome leafy as the king of /b/
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>>676407176
Who's leafy?
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>>676407176
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>676407308
Some edgy fag who doesnt deserve the title of king of /b/.
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justin beiber?

What Character from Game of Thrones are you?

Pic Related - The best character in the whole fucking show
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>>676410899
is that shane beene? don't watch the show
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>>676410899
jorah is the cuckiest cuck who ever got cucked tho
holy shit anon, y r u such a faggot?
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>>676410899
Jorah is the biggest faggot ever, id rather be reek than him
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>>676410899
Ramsay of course. I'm a cruel piece of shit who doesn't care abouth anything other than having fun.

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What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.

Dubs decides what you do.

You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. You are off the coast of California, and you have heard rumors of treasure buried here, but you would be happy just to get home safely.

Around you, you find: a tree and 6 coconuts, some sticks and stones on the beach, rocks in the shape of a fire pit, and a patch of disturbed sand.

RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
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Your penis turns into Hitler, and he tries to convince you to rebuild the reich
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Fist yourself
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>>676408917

Rule 4, my dude.
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I drink saltwater until it replaces my blood.

what am i doing wrong /b/?

> cant get a/the girl
> lost interest in school (still like physics but dont want school)
> chubby (200 lbs)
> lonely and depressed
> sitting on the roof now listening to kids by mgmt, missed all my classes today.
> submitted fafsa late, no money for school

I know i sound like i'm whining but really i just feel like a failure, pretty much just get high every now and then. This may not /adv/ but anyone relate? anyone get over it? pretty much just looking for summer.

tl ; dr

ITT: feels/pathetic life

> pic related, me
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>>676415152
bump
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Age? If you're <30 there is still hope
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>>676415475
yea, i know theres still hope
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just cant find motivation anymore. how are you anon?
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>19
you look way older

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Dead celebrity thread.

Starting, Ryan "well" Dunn
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Robin Williams
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Lisa "left eye" Lopez
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>>676411281
How do we know this is legit?

Sauce?
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>>676411583
its not

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/b
I need to know what song this is

It goes like:
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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>>676411595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Hwm9kKp3o
my only guess
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bOV4ExHPZY
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Aieao system of a down. I spelled that wrong but whatever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38yhKhGGPJs ?

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> be me

> be walking to store

> crack heads are afoot

> nig nog crack head approaches

> has box cutter

> "gimme yo munney white boi"

> "lol no"

> crack head swings blade wildly catching me across the chest.

> punch him in his malnourished face

> K.O.

> spend 30 minutes explaining to the cops that I wasn't the aggressor

> nig nog crack head is shouting about racism

> cops are sympathetic to him

> cops let me off with a warning


Stay classy, America.
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>>676412012
>ICO tatt

So you're trying to telling me there's a difference between a negro crack head and a white crack head?
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I really want to call bullshit but it's murrica so....
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>>676412012
sucks about the tattoo
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Nice juggalo tat.

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Reaction image thread
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my ex
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How old
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more pics

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giv me a good fap
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rolling cause wife just left the house
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ayy
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>>676409867
I'll give it a go
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rolleroo

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People you instantly have no respect for thread: Internet Edition

>people who say "lel" instead of "lol"
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>>676416034
People who use one word as a basis for respect. Lel
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race traitors
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>>676416034
People like you. Fucking faggot fuck. Nobody cares what you think is trendy. Hipster fucking lame.
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>>676416034
lel

/s/fur muscular gals thread
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>>676413358
>muscular
Or THICK
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I don't get dubs, the faggot below me does, he's a dick.
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no im not
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Pussy.
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>>676415108
>implying it's not me who gets dubs
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>>676415108

h-how?

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Leanfags thread.

Act>Hi-Tech>Wock>Quali

Tried to tell this fat fucking lame that Qualitest gonna fuck up his kidneys. He called me a hypebeast Chief Keef dick rider, and said that all drugs are bad for you.

What does /b/ think about Qualitest?
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>>676412679
Fuck him, Qualitest is shit. The worst one for sure.

>OP knows what's up
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Bump
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>>676412679
Looks awesome
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>>676413961
Why this reply make no sense

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So /b/

What color are next on the Eiffel Tower?
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probably germany
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probably the germans flag
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>>676411601
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Germany or Sweden tbh

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DANSKERTRÅD!
Piger edition
Post piger (med navn og by hvis muligt) og post forespørgsler (med billede)
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Post damer
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Nogen der har af Signe Eie Eriksen fra Nyborg omegn?
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>>676411708
>>676412600
> Piger edition
> Post damer

det er altid patter... i kan ikke skjule jer, bøsser
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Hey gutter

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I need this game,pls,rich anons, I'd suck dick for this game,I've been watching 4 hour streams in past few days and I'm addicted,can't afford it atm and I can't wait for 1-2 months, rich anons, plx
http://steamcommunity.com/id/autisticrock/
it can be a CD key for uplay too,I'll take anything
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If you're addicted to the stream then the stream should be enough for you
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>>676413370
>Need
kys
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>>676413570
I'm not addicted to the stream,I'm watching random people streaming,I don't watch a specific streamer,I'm addicted to the game
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>>676413669
ly2

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