/b/ I'm so fucking scared right now, I shit you not, this just happened to me and I can't fucking sleep
>be me
>27yo male
>Be sleeping in what used to be my grandma's house (it's been years since she passed away) >be homesitting for almost a year now
>have a home phone but never use it, no one calls and I use my cellphone only
>Phone rings in the middle of the night
>Wake
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>**burn the house down**
ya ur def gonna get murdered in ur sleep tonite /b/ro
god speed
>>695011495
*69 faggot
Jeez that's spooky as fuck.
You're safe on 4chan /b/ro.
NO NO NO STOP STOP!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
then not only am i receiving no money for these pizzas
but i will lose these pizzas forever
Blonde hair and blue eyes are so fucking bland, sure they're cute but to say they're the hottest is too much.
>dark brown hair and dark/light eyes are masterrace
>>694985333
I hope her eyes find each other one day
>>694985727
They're right next to each other.
>>694985727
oh shit, that would be so trippy.
>>694985333
What about dark hair & blue eyes?
>>694986245
I like em as long as they're not the generic blonde and blue.
What weapons do you guys have for home defense?
Pic related
My collection
Missing a few guns I've picked up in the last year or so
my cok
>>695005016
So um...can you explain the 2nd to the bottom one? Home made?
For when the niggers get uppity
Do you live in Mexico?
Isn't this for /k/?
Parents of /b/:
Post your kids and we judge the shit out of you as a parent.
Mods may as well delete this thread now.
This is not going to end well...
>>694987420
8/10 because shes at a nail salon
>>694987576
Agreed
You feed her too much,
she looks like a spoiled brat.
s/fur
>>695014888
>I wish they were heart attacks.
>And that I'd get a 5-minute head-start warning before the one that kills me comes up so I can destroy all my data.
how do i unsubscribe from this blog
Reposting for the final time, just for keks.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10766420
http://www.strawpoll.me/10766361
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HAPPENING IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS
Can't wait until the end of the world
>>694990752
Please not before Kingdom Hearts Three
>>694990480
not true
>>694990480
Should we turn on CNN? Fucking retard.
>>694990752
OH SHIT YES
That image just screams "run for the hills" to me. I am /not/ getting laid and I still pump the breaks at shit like this.
Dubs for info
>>695010362
any more op?
more karishma please
Mother/Son Thread?
bump
bump pls
Bump
Amateur Asian Fap/Fb Thread
>>694994181
if you post my gf i will drop OC nudes
>>694994647
whos your gf
>>694995761
an asian slut with big tits. if you post her i will give OC
>>694996152
.
Rollin
>>695002859
Rolls
>>695003200
Rolls
>>695003385
Rolls
>>695002859
rooool
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Pokemon Go
We are going to try this again
Rename my Tauros
Dubs renames
>>695003699
I don't think you can fit all of that on there...
>>695003699
Get that weak ass Pokemon outta here.
Scyther>>695003699
>>695004049
Reroll
drawthread
>>695003231
you gonna share that ?
>>695003881
Share a fucking shut-the-hell-up with your fellow faggots
>>695003881
Welcome back from the dead btw.
Where were you?
>>695001761
>>695001642
>i don't generally like using refs of real porn, grosses me out.
>>695002700
>ocean
of piss.
here's tom hanks on bath salts!
>>695004324
I hope that's nelsha's dicks.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>694994561
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>695003759
First real thread.
>Claimed.
Best waifu tbh
>>695003759
Here to wake up Waifu Claim threads.
Where did anyone's dignity go?
also
>claimed
>>695004905
Jesus Tomoko's going to destroy /waifu/ with this bullshit
President Trump! Make America great again!
Right on!
He's probably going to lose
Against this?
>>694997468
>>694999200
I'm pretty sure he is actually going to win...
Fuck hillary, everyone knows she is a lying evil cunt. Vote trump, lesser of two evils and we can replace him in 4 years easier than hill bitch. Then ou can try and get your socialist gramps burn into office before death takes him.
which pair of panties from my 14 year old sister do you choose /b/?
Top right
top left
Top right
14 eh? Must be the size of a whale, poor girl
Top right . I love sniffing those kind especially when used . Doesn't anyone else agree ?
s/fur
requesting herms
kill yourself
O Fortuna
Bumper
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
FB fap??
>>694995897
my girlfriend's younger cousin
>>694996542
Girls you know that you fap to
continued from >>694982732
For the anon who asked for the girl on the right.