Left or right thread. I will start, which sister do you take?
Left
Which one of these sisters
>>674663817
Left
>>674664101
Right. Love her dimples
Drawthread
should i watch "attack on titan"
>>674664517
First:
>>674664507
>>674664623
Hey, Fae. How you been?
What does /b/ think of The Young Turks?
>>674664153
They are Muslim apologists
>>674664153
Normal people turned into leftist cunt-goblins.
CollegeHumor is the same.
>>674664458
This
>>674664153
liberal cucks. biased as fuck
Itt:we judge others by their names
Since OP didn't post a name...
Chris
Daquan
Slim Shady
Shit, it's the cops!
Calm your tits and play cool
Excuse me officer do you have a second to talk about our lord and saviour.
OhHeyCopsWhat'sUpGreatCoolBye
What's all the hub bub officer?
Found my sisters coke. It'd be a shame if her boss found out about her habits. What you guys think I can make her do?
Rape her then get v& for blackmail.
>>674663677
Spike her hard and fuck her. No blackmailing.
>>674663677
>be gigantic faggot
>find sister's coke
>squeal to mr boss
>"how do i know it's her coke and not yours?
>he calls the cops
>get assfucked in prison for 6 years
idk what you can make her do, but you can get prison buttfucked for free out of it.
>>674663677
Just snort it or sell it you stupid fag
Why do you want to fuck over your sister?
I've got a story for you guys cause you’ve helped me through the hard times, so I thought you guys could get some entertainment out of my misery. This is the story about my first love, how it sent me to the psych ward, how I got assaulted by a nig nog, and how I rode my bike up hill one mile drunk to eat some pussy.
I'll start from the beginning.
>Been depressed.jpg since the day I was born
>My dad never really loved
>bullied at school
>no one likes me
>the few friends i have actually hate
>you know all that generic shit
>i'm sure all you tards have experienced it
>one fat kid named Reese
>Reese is big and likable and really good at baseball
>moi ne so much pas
>treats me like shit
>everyone knows the story
>he's not even the worse to me but for some reason him hating me bothered me more than anything else
>somehow made it through junior high without slashing wrists
>really hit my stride in freshmen year
>got lots of real friends
>even get a couple girlfriends.
>meet qt 3.14 named Ally
>Ally and me become best friends in December
>start getting some feelings for her
>her boyfriend dumps her in April
>cool nig nog friend talk me u telling me how i could sweep ally off her feet
>start building myself up
>Fall hard for her
>she falls for me, but things weren't right, timing was bad
>i still regret not moving faster
>she fall in arms of catholic kid named John
>ally a complete freak in bed
>john wont even pull her hair
>get told all about their sex life throughout the summer
>still love her
>at least I thought
>she still loved me but emotional couldnt risk it
>finally she says shes leaving him for me
>changes her mind the next day
>tell her I cant do it anymore
>end friendship
>that wasnt even the first time she done that that month
>she got some emotional problems cant be a part of that
>my depression and anxiety was destroying me
>finally get hooked up with some meds.jpg
I'll continue if anyone cares enough to hear the rest
>>674664280
Go on
Maybe end it? Pain is a virtue.
>>674664470
>Get the meds
>suddenly cant sleep
> or eat
>depression worsen
> ally texts me out of the middle of no where
> says 'Me and John broke up"
>thisismychance.gif
>we start talking again
>back to best friends
>feelings still there for her
>need that pussy
>we fooled around before her and john got together
>damn them tites
>ally doesn't have those feelings for me anymore
> She just wants to use me when she's horny, but even that's not constant with this bi polar bitch
>We start having hour long conversations at night about shit that teenagers think are deep
>really fall for her even more
>still cant sleep
>still cant eat
>still in love with her
>ally goes to a mutual friends of ours to get wasted, I go the next morning
>No one wasted
>I start slamming shot after shot
>get drunk
>ally there
>then john shows up
>fuck me.jpg
>things get emotional between the three of us
>just want to give up
>The friend who’s house we were at takes me to the kitchen
>I slam back another shot
>start crying
>friend takes me in her arms
>tell me I need to lose ally
>shes right
>decide I have to do it
>get ride home
>text her that I cant do this anymore
>friendship/friends with benefits is done
>can't keep doing it
>she calls me
>>674664614
I'm okay. Thanks for the offer though
Roll trips for her nudes.
>>674664845
czechum
>>674664845
Doge is on fire!
>>674664845
trips ezi
Hey Fags
Trips For Tits
>op will deliver
Is this her?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/cheesepizza
timestamp that shit
rel
>>674665387
Sighing roll
So /b/
I have a badly dislocated shoulder. How do I fix it without going to a doctor/ER?
I have an extremely high pain tolerance and I'm also pretty drunk atm, so unless you suggest something crazy not much is out of the question.
The pain doesn't bother me but I'm an avid fisherman and it's limiting my arm movement quite significantly, so it obviously needs to be fixed. What do? I tried putting my arm straight and pushing against the wall really hard but that did nothing other than seem to make it even worse.
>>674662142
>have an extremely high pain tolerance
Asparagus alert
>>674662142
Med fag here. Go to the doctor. Even if you put it back in and have a full range of motion, there might be nerve damage that will only cause more problems down the road. Also, it's extremely unlikely that you'll be able to fix it adequately yourself, and it'll come back to bite you in the ass. Was talking to a 70 year old patient the other day who can only lift his right arm to shoulder height. Told me he regretted not taking care of it sooner. Cheers.
>>674662525
No, I'm just not a bitch. Go post your autistic shit on a banana thread, faggot.
>>674662142
Go to the doctor. My dad can't lift his arm above his shoulder because of this shit. He's 54 so not that old. It will bite you in the ass.
Hey y'all (:
>>674664298
i remember those tits, they're saved on my phone. Beautiful
>ITT nobody because OP is a nigger
>>674664298
favorite ice cream?
>>674664298
I don't normally post in threads like this, but, damn.
Why does everyone love the Jews /b/?
>>674662307
> everyone love the Jews
>>674662406
>love
>Jews
>>674662307
Why do you jerk off to trap porn?
Why are they Sooo fucking ugly? All the fucking time? What the fuck man.
/b/ want face?
>>674660467
No.
>>674660467
welp i was thinking about getting those socks and ive made up my mind thank you
No, but if applicable
>tits and timestamp
Dubs decides what i play
Play Chopin ballade no. 4 op 52
>>674660805
Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2
>>674660805
nothing
>>674661522
what's the artist then?
>Your college
>Your major
>Your experience
>How you feel so far
Evan
19
Philosophy (had to major something eventually)
Not happy with life, so anything within it kinda su ks as well
>>674660316
UTSA
19
Computer Science
Not good, not bad, but I know what I need to do to change that. All in all, could be far worse.
>>674660546
But why major in philosophy?
It's useless in the real world.
If you're going to get a useless degree, might as well get one that can give you some useful skills, like computer science.
>>674660791
UTSA, so you're a Texas bro. Aggie right here
Celebs you wish had nudes.
easy
Hemnione
sara bareilles
Some guy is currently trying to get me to meet up and fight him at some random park because I kept sending him the full lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song via twitter DM. He just sent me his phone number. What do, /b/?
What's his number :3
Post his number
Oh no calls everywhere playing the fresh prince theme how evil
bring a vicious looking dog, rent one if you dont have one
Waifu claiming thread. Version 17.77
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>insult canada
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
Goodnight guys!
Ayy
>claimed
First!
Claimed
>>674664452
Good night Rubyanon.
living in a hotel room for a month straight. Looking for a laugh if you got any to spare.
>>674661594
Why for a month? Why not 29 days?
We're 7 guys in a house, and we're bored.
Dubs decide what we do.
(No homo)
Order every house on your block a pizza from different pizza places.
>>674661245
bump. and take pictures too
Watch porn for an hour, then restrict the bathroom for the next two hours.
>>674661245
Here It's 4 am, all stores are closed
