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DEUTSCHER ALTERNATIVFADEN NUMMER EINS
Ich hoffe mal Heili die Schwuchtel kann nur in einem Faden gleichzeitig nerven, führt also in jedem Faden ein wenig Konversation damit sie am Leben bleiben und wir hoffentlich halbwegs Heili-frei Leben können.
Ansonsten: Pfosten verstecken.
FRAGEN
Macht ihr Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
Schonmal ins Koma gesoffen?
Welchen
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Ist es normal sich täglich 15 minuten im Spiegel anzuschauen und rumzuposen?
Ich stehe auch oft einfach so auf wenn ich alleine bin, spring herum und schüttel meine Hände so fest ich kann.
Auch heute
habe die Dixis fast gar nicht mehr auf den Hänger bekommen. In Jeder Toilette befindet
sich ein riesiger Berg aus Frauenkacke. Es ist alles mit dabei. Feste Kackwürste, breiige
Fladen, Durchfall. Ich habe dunkle Würste und helle Kacke im Tank, unzählige Tampons und
Binden, jetzt beginnt gleich meine Party. Ich fahre direkt in die große Scheune die ich mir
gemietet habe und schließe die mächtigen Tore hinter meinem Transporter inklusive Hänger. So
schnell ich kann wuchte ich das erste dixi vom Hänger und hake Tür,...
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Auch heute
habe die Dixis fast gar nicht mehr auf den Hänger bekommen. In Jeder Toilette befindet
sich ein riesiger Berg aus Frauenkacke. Es ist alles mit dabei. Feste Kackwürste, breiige
Fladen, Durchfall. Ich habe dunkle Würste und helle Kacke im Tank, unzählige Tampons und
Binden, jetzt beginnt gleich meine Party. Ich fahre direkt in die große Scheune die ich mir
gemietet habe und schließe die mächtigen Tore hinter meinem Transporter inklusive Hänger. So
schnell ich kann wuchte ich das erste dixi vom Hänger und hake Tür,...
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>>678306287
Autismus
Auch heute
habe die Dixis fast gar nicht mehr auf den Hänger bekommen. In Jeder Toilette befindet
sich ein riesiger Berg aus Frauenkacke. Es ist alles mit dabei. Feste Kackwürste, breiige
Fladen, Durchfall. Ich habe dunkle Würste und helle Kacke im Tank, unzählige Tampons und
Binden, jetzt beginnt gleich meine Party. Ich fahre direkt in die große Scheune die ich mir
gemietet habe und schließe die mächtigen Tore hinter meinem Transporter inklusive Hänger. So
schnell ich kann wuchte ich das erste dixi vom Hänger und hake Tür,...
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Femanon here, i have a intense rape fetish and i need help on how to make this happen. My bf has tried to make my fantasy a reality but i still know it's him and when is going to happen. Some suggestions or ideas would be appreciated
Post address lol... ez
>>678301088
Really?
>>678300799
>post any random jpeg of any random female
>type "femanon here"
>wait 0.03 seconds
>290 gullible foreveralone spergs appear and spend the next hour screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers
WORKS EVERY TIME
>>678301169
Nope im real buddy
>>678301088
I dont wanthim to be ugly or to old
drunk as fuck - passed out thread?
i like drunk sluts
>>678303445
Wohooo more!
>>678303445
i like more
>>678303808
Why is the remote control not in her?
ITT: Faggots you respect.
He was a beast he saved some of my family members
>>678302374
Sheeeit. Mo gum gon be dabble babble doo dah nomesayin...effrey shoot mum gon be done Sheeit ma nigga nomesayin yo
Where be the YLYL my dudes
>>678303509
Actually laughed out loud. Been a long time since a ylyl thread did that.
>>678304129
Lost for some reason
Doggo rate, post pics and get your Doggo rated.
My doggo, German Shepherd corgi
Noice Doggo 9/10 I love corgis
>>678302672
Rate my doggo
>>678302672
Chihuahua doggo
>>678303827
Her names killer
Mixed breed but shes such a good dog and i love her
Pics you promised not to disseminate/pics you saved continued
>>678297795
>disseminate
U an air traffic controller brah?
More of this hotness
anyone have more?
>[Your Name]+the hedgehog
>post image here
>embrace new identity
>>678304219
oh god no what is this
>>678304416
There's no escaping from Matthew
His arms may be retractable, but his legs are extendable
If you roll trips and say banana girl is queen of /b/ I'll post my tits with a timestamp
Fuck you and your fucking banana.
I've always hated you. You fucking attention whore. I don't even know you're a fucking woman.
You post a photo every time you say some
stupid "witty" comment on peoples legitimate
questions and observations, as if it somehow
makes us think that this is all true. You won't
deliver. You're an ugly bitch too, don't even
want to see your banana peel bags.
Do you think you will be popular because of this? It's barely worth the effort talking about
this to you, you'll only...
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>>678297396
Not even going to post a photo this time :) just going to laugh at you. Bahahahahah
>>678297626
Refer to previous post.
> It's barely worth the effort talking about
this to you, you'll only point out a small fault
of my point and completely ignore the
otherwise valuable comment.
Also, internet laughing, like "bahahaha" is dumb.
banana girl is queen of /b/
>>678297874
Shut the fuck up.
check...
>>678302736
'em
Like this faggot
Check?
凸 dubs
Do your part, kill a faggot.
>>678303415
nah turn them into fembois
just make them read books and shit so they is smart.
>>678303464
I'm not a sloot.
Post bitchboys in heels
>>678303600
How many pics of yourself have graced these threads?
S L O O T
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>>678303600
Ok, I will make them smarter than chinese, they will create nano-titanium enforced condoms with taco flavor.
Moar like this please
Going to post everything I have.
Creepshot thread (asses in jeans/leggins prefered)
x8siRy
>>678298259
that ass combined with her feet in sandals is fucking boner inducing.
What's your favourite reaction image/gif you have?
the Tofu's expression at the end nails it.
>>678302842
>>678303908
New YLYL thread
>>678289359
These get Autistic real quick.
>>678290022
Why are metalfags so cringeworthy?
>>678292426
You tell me. You obviously are one.
>>678292426
You do have a point.
Apart from Greg Puciato. He is a fucking badass.
>>678292426
>implying that's cringey
>>678292426
Just to be clear, there is a distinct difference between metalheads and metalfags. Correct?
There is a hidden message in this pic
>Last two digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight
>le roll
Rollerino
Poop nugget twatwaffles
>>678294772
dont think i could handle 72 chicks hitting on me at the bar id have no time to browse 4chan on my phone
roool
> be working at beauty saloon
> guys comes in to get genitals and eyebrows waxed
> instant hard-on the moment I start applying wax
> leave area and move to take care of eyebrows
> 30 seconds later cums buckets without anyone touching him
> give him tissues to wipe off
> tells never happened before
> ofcoursenot.jpg
Ask
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>>678294429
Did HE cum or did YOU
>>678294940
HE did!
Photo kinda related!
>>678294429
What sex are you?
>>678295098
femanon
>>678295150
Tits of gtfo
Hahaha my friend just ripped her skirt at work getting out of my car (pic related). Roll trips and I'll rip it off completely. And post pics of course
go for it
I don't believe you will.
liar
Old as fuck pic. Fuck off OP
Mother x Son thread Part 2
>>678289710
Damn that turns me on
dont let this die guys please
Bumpity
