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Skinny thread pt. II
whats the thing about blacks that bothers you most?
mine: stupidly loud in public places, like yelling into the phone (speakerphone obv.) about how doodoo need to go to the sto, etc
>>687268348
pretty much hit the nail on the head...
except the fact that they are proud of that stuff
The only technology they know how to use is the latest iPhone, meant solely to post jpeg'd emoji nigger posts to twitter.
another one i like: when they're walking three steps in front of you, they let the door slam in your face or on your body
addendum: if you hold the door for them, they ignore you completely
Currently dealing with an infestation of bed bugs. They're about to drive me towards burning my house down. I can hardly sleep due to the constant paranoia they ensue. Can you guys help cheer me up with a Judy Hopps thread?
Nope
>>687262366
same here. dont scratch the bites and they wont get bad.
>>687262472
Yeah that's my biggest problem. Last night they fucked my arms up.
Also, bumping with my folder.
Bumperino
Not gonna stop bumping until my sheets are clean.
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Lazy edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePIYnhETCVI
>>687270722
>mfw everytime i see that image i think it's lewd
>blue nigger claimed and leaving for a short bit
Celeb fap thread
>>687259157
>>687259234
>>687259254
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself.
Everyone contribute for a good thread.
From last thread
do her...
No cringe?
Let's change that
>>687264062
where is fedora?
>>687264062
>>687264258
kek
Skinny girl thread, post your favourite girls anons
saved from old thread
S/fur thread
+point for foot fetish
Rekt thread
Sickest shit you have
>>687259190
Why did the cop do that? He seemed like such a stand up citizen.
>>687259298
Because cops are fucked
>>687259298
Ayyy lmao
>>687259285
Gotta love police brutality
Richfag here. Trips gets a free copy of Overwatch
>>687269679
who the fuck is trips and why is everyone always giving him and dubs free shit?
bruh
I'll bite
Rollin
mrjok4r
contact steam
Greentext bread?
nothing to contribute, but bump!!
>>687257245
damn I've never read this one before.
really good.
one of my favorites
>When I was 12 me and some friends were playing truth or dare and i was dared to cut off my dick. At first it was a joke but then everyone was egging me on and said they'd give me like £50 altogether if I did it. None of us really knew how important a dick was, it was just a flap of skin which you piss through.
I went for it, everyone laughed and I was a hero for like a minute before blood was gushing everywhere and I went to show my mother, she flipped out and took me to the hospital. They reattached my dick but I've got no sensation...
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COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
cock this
someone cock dimples please.
Thx op
Post Fluff
>>687259772
>>687259820
>>687259983
the s/fur ride never ends
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Girls you literally can't stop wanking over #3
Bump
Chubby girl thread
>>687258959
>>687259042
My favorite fat belly
>>687258959
>>687259042
Moar, OP, moar hairy pussy, asshole, face, tits, everything you have about her.
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Hat edition
>hat?
>>687259283
>Megumin Claimed
Ez to get hat
>>687259359
Heya Rory
>>687259283
>refrain from posting porn
>inb4 lewds get shitposted for more than half the tread
>>687259359
u can b my meem roro
Down with the hats
Post your literal 10/10
>>687248739
wonder how she looks without all that clown shit
>>687248739
THAT IS NOT A 10
>>687248739
is this a joke?
Ask the sacred deer your questions. I'll start:
does he hate me.
>>687255605
Does he like me?
>>687255642
Does he want to fuck me.
>>687255716
Will I ever get to fuck him.
>>687255744
Tell me.
>>687255777
Will I get to say sorry to him at least?
