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Celeb fap thread
>anyone got any Olivia munn pics
Best Munn. Imagine being at that event and looking into her shirt. Dudes saw her nipples up close.
>>675257026
Moar!
>>675257262
That's all I've got. Someone out there probably has moar shots from that day.
>>675258213
Damn
Hey guys, I see a ton of these threads every day here, but i could use a hand from someone.
Planning to kill myself want to go out with something opiate related. I used to have an oxycontin addiction, so I have experience with shit like that.
If I overdosed on morphine/heroin/hydro etc... would It hurt?
Would I die?
I have no experience with injecting myself with anything. Can I snort/parachute it? I suppose I could inject myself as a paramedic student but it was always a thing I told myself I would never do.
I hate myself and have spent
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>>675253661
A paramedic student?
Valium user?
And you wonder why your little heads fucked?
You've fucked up your inner workings and you need to sort it out, why bother killing yourself over a few weeks of pain.
Get yourself on the up and up, good diet, good routine and stop with the overthinking, you're gonna die anyway, may as well make the most of it.
Protip: people need all the help they can get.
I always wanted to just 'wander' off and let nature kill me. Or...
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>>675253661
My friend is addicted to Valium as well. On the off chance you're him, don't do it man, just drop acid or something or go traveling
>>675254274
never gets old
>>675254274
Fuck off anon that hurts your lungs like dicks
Guten Morgen. DEUTSCHLAND FADEN.
Was macht ihr?
Was habt ihr die Woche vor?
Habt ihr im Sommer was geplant?
Schon wieder Terror in Belgien.
Bumpe einfach mal
Hat jemand das Video von Max Kruse?
Eyyy ihr gauner!
>>675258607
Ja. Stehst du auf schwänze?
>>675258710
Ich frage für einen Freund
Last thread hit autosage and died
ITT: badly describe video games, other anons have to guess them
>being a teenager
>doing teenage things
>vandalism
>gotta make our name on the streets
>fucking riot control gets sent to deal with us
>guy leading them has a massive revolver
>he's so shit at his job he gets replaced
>breach window
>jump through window
>land on bear trap
>dead for rest of round
>>675255748
Jet Set Radio?
I've never actually played it.
>>675255945
that's the one. if you're interested you should pick it up on steam, the ports pretty good
>>675255945
I was thinkin the same thing
>>675255940
goddamnit siege
Plump girl thread
Bump
post shtity things you made
>>675259241
I actually kindof like your feels virus.
Here, have some meme bait I made to rustle people.
>>675259438
Made this for spoopy threads.
>>675259500
Made this out of a comic.
i made this cancerous video where i eat my own vomit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X__8ffa5ANw
The thread I made this for 404'd so why not here
Who wants to see my gf exposed. 19 y/o
Every single one of us
Tits
Post if dubs
>be me. 23yo. 6/10. got a lazy job.
>meet a girl online. 6/10
>start dirty talking.
>she is addicted to sex. touch herself everyday.
>say shes still virgin. want to fuck asap.
>receive snapchats. vids and pics.
>she dreams about gang-bang. be raped by 5-6 mens. be fucked in everyhole she's got
>love to be licked by her
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Nothing
Abandon.
Wait til she's 18.
>>675258437
I think its the safest thing to do.
>>675258503
5 fucking years. you only meet a slut like this one time in your life.
>>675258273
Nothing , blueball till she is 18
Sad baww thread?
come in and talk maybe?
>pic unrelated
I want sand candy hoe!
Gimme some
>bump waiting for sand candy
>>675256942
> 21/m
> Have gf
> She is insecure
> Am he s only moral support at all
> Can t do anything without her, cause she would break down thinking I m cheating on her
> I know she go throught my PC and phone when I m not here
> She find nothing wrong in hiding her PC screen when I m next to her
...
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What does /b/ think abouth the 3 explosions in brussel today.
Two at the airport and one at a trainstation
why did they remove the previous thread
We think muzzies should be exterminated
Geert will save us
its a war on jesus by the dopey muslims funded by the jews
evens fap
odds don't
I just fapped two times tho
rolling
fap
>>675258301
rell
Rololol
Post ur wives/gf..anon rate and comment
>>675257294
thats underage??
what are the dream cars of /b/?
interested, bump
>>675256880
then contribute something
>>675256992
Why does my dick doesn't shoot cum far like this?
i dont know, same here
>>675252125
Time between ejaculation, time spent aroused, amount of stimulation before/after orgasm, fluid level, and some medications can affect it. If you have the same size load but only dribble, then sucks to be you.
>>675252125
Why fuck her that hard then pull out? Fucking cocktease. You don't pull out of an ass that jiggles like that. Plan B exists.
>>675252125
>>675252399
try edging for a few hours before cumming,
it'll make your load shoot further if you care
>>675252125
>Why does my dick doesn't shoot
>does my dick doesn't
your dick's strength isn't your only problem
check your brain first tard
Dubs decides what I do
Leave only panties on then ass shot
>>675254757
Lay your dick on her sleeping ass cheek
go to sleep
>>675254906
Roll
post videos of stripping her
Trips decide what I fap to
Your neighbor sleeping
the bible verse of your choice
gore and scat
>>675251821
reroll
cock/cum tributes you've done or saved.
also post girls you want tributes of and make tributes for other anons
>>675257184
These are my work
tribute pls
Hunger Games Thread
24 first are in
Fake Taxi
the kims
A feminist
3 Night Slut
Homework pupper
"refuges welcome"
- European Liberals
islam is welcome here
>>675252979
Thank you very much
Looking for news? >>>/news/
>>675252979
Oh my fucking god you don't fucking understand this that kind of reaction that actually radicalizes people ? Stop being a fucking retard and think refugees and innocent foreigners coming to our first world countries have anything to do with that.
If you're building racism on here, you should feel responsible of what's happening and what's coming.
No R34 Thread?
R34 Thread, I say the rule does not apply to the chick from the loading screens in Ape Escape. Sauce me wrong?
There just was a R34 thread
>>675255441
Then may this one rise up from the flames of the old and bring the sauce i desire!
Requesting Rei Ayanami
Anyone down for Naruto doujin?
>>675255869
Sure
