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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Last two = number of consecutive Pushups you do
I'll start it off with an easy 99 faggots
oh fuck this!
>>689540514
BWAHAHHAA SCORE!
>>689540228
i can't, got some sciatica issues atm
but i'll still roll 99
>>689540228
roll
Let's do this
Right before It pruned there were two dubs attacking lime from dark green. they are included.
AS FOR THE 999 DUDE. YOUR POST SAID "We've got to kill dark green" But fails to mention who you want to be the attacker.
HIROSHIMOOT DEMANDS DARK GREEN KILL LIME
>>689565745
YELLOW ARRIVES EARLY AND DOES A SNEAK ATTACK ON DG
Kill the limes
DG >> Lime
>>689565858
AGAIN. YELLOW >> DG
Based DG >>> Lime
Hi /b/. Just got this electric lighter today. Trips decides if I burn my dick off with it.
>>689556684
How the fuck does it work? I tried lighting a cig with a tazer and it just broke the paper.
Burn some pubes off.
>>689556806
Same. couldnt even get tissue paper or rolling papers to burn with my stun gun
>>689556684
try to burn your head off with it
Get rolling.
If you survive, roll again until you die.
>>689557121
die faggot
Is kill
>>689557683
Rip nigger
>>689557931
Fucking die nigger
>>689558053
Get fucked
Porn webm thread go !
>>689525980
aaand I'm gonna need a source on that right away sir
>>689526180
What's her name again?
>>689526138
August Ames, good sir
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qcbseac74Y
>>689559182
Kek "muh rules"
>>689558380
(88cent megumeme)
no
>>689558205
(catdra)
rerolling
Miho claimed
>>689558049
EXCUSE ME!? This is a suvenioer from a random fat black kid who ate almost half of my beef jerky bag then tried stealing it when I wasn't looking as a apology gift. My preferred soda is dr.pepper
>>689558380
How much do you think male strippers make?
>>689558205
https://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8
>>689558456
>557744
>>689558754
For...
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Trap thread
Does anyone have traps on kik who send nudes?
>>689541635
Holy shit, she is damn cute
ITT explain to me why we don't need anymore gun control? Pro-tip: you legitimately and logically cant.
We need to ban guns for non-whites
Because faggots like you would be less likely to get shot.
>>689554351
Lol I will take this answer. Not bad at all.
>>689554321
white people are the ones shooting up schools and we are talking about mass shootings even if your a troll sit the fuck down and think of something better.
>>689554351
No people like us who care about people and don't treat people like shit get warning texts to stay away before the shooting not so much people like you though.
FLORIDA NUDES THREAD
727 reporting in
anyone hudson port richey spring hill?
>>689542225
Bump any 321 ??
>>689542535
this is countryside HS clearwater, dont think i have any from up north where you're talking
>>689542631
yeah i never really expect anything from my area :(
352
New cuck thread continued from >>>689518275
post Gf/wifes other annons say wat they'd do to them. Reply for reply
Pic related, gf from behind. Good (brutal and degrading) stories and I'll post requests
>>689550758
Another pic of her to get your imagination started
What would you do to her, she likes rough stuff
My slut tamara
>Bouncer let guy in with a gun
>Guy shoots 100+ people
>Blame leftists and their gun laws
>People blaming islam
>People blaming non-white, non-American terrorists
>Trump has a chance at being president
Are we entering the last few years of America's life? I don't see Americans getting dumber than this.
>>689553931
>last few years
>few years
>years
Lol good one OP
>>689553931
I wonder if the bouncer saw the gun and let him through to get out of being shot.
>>689554198
Either way, the bouncer wasn't doing his fucking job. But nahhhh nah it's the lack of gun's fault.
>>689553931
>Bouncers with guns
>Mass murderer with guns
>Club faggots with guns
Best way to deal with panic and chaos is to have more guns in a dark, enclosed space full of people
>>689553931
Fucking lol, no bouncer would ever carry a gun.
The fucking club owner would rather risk getting his club shot up than having to deal with the economic nightmare of having one of his employees shoot someone.
Ylyl
Give me the edgy stuff you /b/tards
>>689545535
It is pretty funny that white women only like black men now, lol
>>689546546
how twisted is murican society today lol
>>689545535
Whats a cis man?
>>689546743
a white man with a gender matching whatever he has between his legs.
appearently, it's the root of all evil.
>>689546743
A hetero man who identifies as male. It's LGBT made up shit.
ITT: God-tier PS2 games
we love katamari
>>689533495
hell yea, loved that game.
Neuer Deutschlandfaden!
>>689538848
>>689538683
Ich habe noch nie einen solchen "Faden" selbst erstellt. Auf so ein tiefes Niveau werde ich auch nie sinken. Da erstelle ich lieber Trap Threads und füttere sie an damit meine Links ganz oben auftauchen.
Bezüglich boxxer. So ein Typen brauchen wir wieder.
Der dir Fäden schön am leben hält und immer am Start ist. Volk gut
>>689539246
boxxer war etwas besonderes, nicht nur das er quasi im faden gelebt hat, er war mit seiner liebenswerten art eine bereicherung für uns alle
>>689539246
Und kiki, die brauchen wir auch!
>>689539385
Besteht die Möglichkeit, das er wieder kommt
Let's start an actual YLYL
>>689549917
YLYL threads are disgusting, see you in the pokey faggot.
>>689550048
>those tabs
I...its okay, i dont wanna see u in the pokey
drawthread
lets not nuke this one
Serious question, will you ever pursue your achievement at becoming a better artist than you are now b/?
let's play the glory hole game
male drawfags stick your dicks in glory holes
female drawfags suck dicks through glory holes
anons match the two drawfags together.
kek it worked
http://exhentai.org/s/fa4b4db49b/937081-19
/r/
>>689542594
poo poo pee pee hahahahaha we love poopies!
Good morning, Anonymous.
Earth anons are more fun than those on the moon, so I slipped away to come visit. I can't tell fortunes but I'm always here to talk! I have a few hours before my superiors notice I'm missing, ehehe.. So who wants to keep a lonely moonbunny company till then?
I guess someone has to look if Chief isn't here.
Here's the bun I'm watching
>>689546891
Thank you~
>>689546924
Awwww, are his eyes red? He looks like a vampire!
>>689546891
Who will curse it then if Chief's not looking?
>>689547149
It's an albino!
Having no pigment, the eyes don't have any color letting the red shine through.
I think Reisen is albino too.
forgot about the sprain
hope that gets better soon
more of this
>>689543696
Thanks. Me too. can't ride, can't work out, can't guitar...
I'm so bored. Dicks an butts take my mind off the pain.
>>689544034
a few
Female here. How do I cuckold my friendzoned male friend even more?
Like how do I lure him into going shopping with me and my boyfriend while he carries my shopping bags and pay for the items while me and my boyfriend hold hands? Sometimes he doesn't come if he knows my boyfriend is gonna be there, so I should lure him. Any techniques?
Pic related. That's me and my boyfriend with my friendzoned pet serving as my back rest.
I know this is probably bait but you're a cunt.
nice filename
Step 1. Kil yourself
Just make sure you occasionally send him text messages that are mildly sexually enticing or include a "<3" to make him think there is hope.
Take him into Victorias Secret and make him by you things THEN have your boyfriend show up right when you walk out.
>>689539469
Not a bait. The first time I did this to him I felt bad, but when i saw how uncomfortable he is, like his hands were shaking nonstop the whole time he's with me and my boyfriend, I felt excited.
GET
>>689548000
>>689548000
Nice trips
Dubs get
>>689548000
Nice
>>689548000
nice get u cunt
