Papa Valium tuts! DEU-FADEN
Was geht, vor allem heute abend?
Schon angedröhnt?
Warum sind e-ciggies das beste?
Schonmal innen Poppes abgespritzt?
>>674723667
>apa Valium tuts! DEU-FADEN
>Was geht, vor allem heute abend?
dröhnen
>Schon angedröhnt?
später
>Warum sind e-ciggies das beste?
no smoke!
>Schonmal innen Poppes abgespritzt?
nur in deinen
>Was geht, vor allem heute abend?
Überlege, ob ich meine FWB mal ausführen soll
>Schon angedröhnt?
Trinke nicht mehr
>Warum sind e-ciggies das beste?
Keine Ahnung, Zigarren sind besser
>Schonmal innen Poppes abgespritzt?
Nein, aber hoffentlich bald
>>674723859
>>Schonmal innen Poppes abgespritzt?
>nur in deinen
da muß ich aber echt hacke gewesen sein, erinner mich nicht...wars schön? hab ich jetzt aids?
>>674723667
>Was geht, vor allem heute abend?
Mit Leuten abhängen die nur was mit mir machen damit ich Aufsicht machen kann
>Schon angedröhnt?
Nein kommt noch
>Warum sind e-ciggies das beste?
Wenn ich so ein Teil hätte wäre ich in kürzester Zeit nikotinsüchtig
>Schonmal innen Poppes abgespritzt?
Nein
roll niggers
rolling
>>674723443
An Argonian Dawnguard Spellsword who has a Ranger follow them around. Interesting.
>>674723378
re roll nigger
Dick rate thread
>>674713378
penis/10
Ask a Neo Nazi anything
> fuck off kikes and spics, stay out
why's your dick so small?
At what age did you loose your virginity and how much did your asshole hurt?
What are the steps that I need to follow to be the Hitler of the current age?
>>674723805
how many times were you bullied by black people in high school
ITT: We post amateur nudes of chicks we know and other anons try to guess what they're into sexually.
pic related
>>674718195
Pretty boring sex. No anal and she hates blowing you but does it because she saw it on sex in the city. You have sex twice a week and only do it when it's dark.
>>674718504
Anal
>~once a month. She's gotta be in the mood
>She loves to suck and gag on dick
>have had crazy public/risky sex
>we have had an FMF and a MFM together in five years of dating
>>674718898
I'm rich, have a 10'' dick and fucked 500 women.
>>674718195
she probably hates driving you. Sits there all day and waits for you to fuck her
YLYL bread
Celeb fap thread cont.
>>674722593
no stop
Hey! Get in here!!! It's Caturday!
>>674722954
This makes me unnaturally happy for some reason.
>>674722954
Return to memebase and stay there please.
>>674723065
Kill yourself you useless nigger. It's fucking Caturday!
>>674722993
Because you're a furfag?
It's all about believing..
>>674724233
noice
>>674724233
>>674724233
>>674724233
bloody checked
>>674724233
Check'd
>>674724299
Cheked
feet you know/feet you fap/fb,insta/ex gfs/gf/friends. FEET thread
ex gfs
feet stories?
ex gfs feet. i told her i have a foot fetish and shes sending me pictures with her feet when im asking
>>674722443
this from a game?
Ask away! Does Monica secretly love me?
>>674721104
Should I marry her?
am i going to die soon?
>>674721316
Yes or no...8-ball
>>674721365
should I be sucking on an old man's penis?
Cock/cum tributes you've saved, or made for other anons
You're avoiding something right now, what is it?
Learning songs on bass I have to play tomorrow.
Avoiding Prison Rape.
>>674714452
University assessment.
>>674714452
playing your games, sorry zun
Tiny body thread!
moar? :)
m-m....
o-oo...
not OK
I'm with you
ISTANBUL
>>674716763
kek
>op is huge tumblr faggot
>this is now rekt bread
(nothing in my rekt folder yet otherwise i would totally post some daisys destruction or some shit(i wish))
>>674718325
EDGY
D
G
Y
>only 5 dead
get your shit together terrists
i live in zeytinburnu (ghetto) so i dont fear shit lel
>bullying thread
RESULTING THREAD!
Austrian OP of /b help me thread.
I sweard to post result 12:30 UTC +01:00 vienna. Sorry im late, i was busy unexpectedly..
This outward nice looking guy is a hellish creature! He bullyies me and brought all of my friends against!
Ask /b/ros what can i do to stop him.
Gave me strengh and hope to fking beat his ass up and piss on him!
(PIC IS IN THREAD BELOW)
I hope greentext is acceptable
>went to school, excited
>coincidentaly found his phone loading in class
>instant steal
>shitty iPhone 3 poor faggot
>fag only realised its missing in big brake
>fag couldnt even remember where he had i last time
>told my class teacher that a kid from middle school (which is next to us) found Konrad Hämmerles phone, he should come in the lunchbrake
>fag came behind middle school ALONE, only we two
>fag "oh sorry didn't knew you re hanging out here with your friends! Have u saw middleschool kid?", said ugly bitch
>me "fking ass cunt fking fgt bastard runs eating cumdumbster, etc..."
>fag lolz
>till i punch it
>"wtf wrong with u? R U RETARDED?"
>punched in his face one time, boxed in his stomach 5, 6 times
>laying on floor
>nice feelin, but expected some blood
>kicking makes even more fun
>after he stops standing up and sniveld i unpacked dick to urinate on him
>he gaped
>couldnt piss at first cuz of my excitement
>i started pissing
>he started screaming
>made pic 4 u guys and more <3
>LOOK BELOW, I POSTED IN THREAD
>he screamed more
>threw its phone on pissy faggot
>forgot to give charger back too
>run away cuz of adrenaline/angst
>didnt went home last night, thats why late
faggot data:
Facebook: Konrad Hämmerle
Adress: Untere Aue 24, Lustenau 6890 Austria
Snapchat/instagrm: curlyfrite
Special thanks to/ b/ros cheering me! Best thing i ve ever did!
I going to post this thread some more times to make sure that some of my helping anons sees it k
OP here
look at this faggot
PISSSSSSSS
Amazing story bro, I'm so proud. You are an example to follow for me. Thanks
>>674708911
O mayne you figgidy fucked that mofo up
>>674708773
Proud of you OP, I knew you could do it :-)
Hey /b/. I just hit on a girl all night, brought her home, had her half naked, my hand down her pants, and right before we were gonna fuck stopped her and sent her home. AMA
>>674716276
why?
I'm gonna guess either whiskey sick or she was fat
>>674716662
if she was fat then why bother fingering her in first place
>>674716351
There are multiple reasons. The primary one was that I am constitutionally incapable of putting my dick in something and not being crazy over it. As well, she didn't strike me as the type of girl that would be able to hold a one night stand and neither am I. I am a lonely ass hole but I have a lot going on right now and decided against it at the last minute because I do not have the emotional energy to deal with a girlfriend or anything like one right now. I also just got out of a relationship and felt like I was just using this girl as a physical replacement to feel better about myself for a couple hours, but thought about the fuck I was gonna do in the morning when she is inevitably gonna text me good morning or try to be cute or some shit. I honestly didn't want to hurt her or myself. And the final reason was she was a chub and I have already made that mistake once and couldn't bring myself to do it. Standards are a bitch. Ended up driving her home and it was obvious a man hadn't shown her attention in a while... felt bad but at the same time kinda felt to fuck with her head a bit since it's always the girls fucking with mine
>>674716662
Yep, that was one of the reasons for sure. I have fucked a whale once and thats enough for me.
>>674716732
Because my dick told me it was a good idea and she had massive tits. My head and heart were not into it but my dick wanted to smash so bad.
Sup fags, just won $115 million
roll trips to get $69,420
get rollin' nigga
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>674720485
rolling for the oganner
At least those fucking Gawker faggots will be off the internet now
>>674720485
Good. Fuck Gawker. Double standard pieces of shit.
Women disgust me, I am not gay but I only masturbate to traps, they can properly clean their anus and don't act on emotion solidwifematerial/10.
Women do nothing that they say and everything that they feel, unstable and insecure at best, plus pussies look like a knife wound, disgusting, nothing looks better than a nice clean weiner, I'm serious, call me gay but traps really are the most stable wife material of the bunch. Plus it's even worse if you live in America.
Also general trap thread/mental illness/cd
>>674710075
Would you announce this opinion in a bar or just from the comfort of your home on an anonymous forum?
lol OP is a kissless virgin and a faggot with no friends
>>674710075
>im not gay but I only masturbate to traps
I got news for you son....
