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not OK
I'm with you
ISTANBUL
>>674716763
kek
>op is huge tumblr faggot
>this is now rekt bread
(nothing in my rekt folder yet otherwise i would totally post some daisys destruction or some shit(i wish))
>>674718325
EDGY
D
G
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>only 5 dead
get your shit together terrists
i live in zeytinburnu (ghetto) so i dont fear shit lel
>>674716763
thats the day they started selling the new iphone
>bullying thread
RESULTING THREAD!
Austrian OP of /b help me thread.
I sweard to post result 12:30 UTC +01:00 vienna. Sorry im late, i was busy unexpectedly..
This outward nice looking guy is a hellish creature! He bullyies me and brought all of my friends against!
Ask /b/ros what can i do to stop him.
Gave me strengh and hope to fking beat his ass up and piss on him!
(PIC IS IN THREAD BELOW)
I hope greentext is acceptable
>went to school, excited
>coincidentaly found his phone loading in class
>instant steal
>shitty iPhone 3 poor faggot
>fag only realised its missing in big brake
>fag couldnt even remember where he had i last time
>told my class teacher that a kid from middle school (which is next to us) found Konrad Hämmerles phone, he should come in the lunchbrake
>fag came behind middle school ALONE, only we two
>fag "oh sorry didn't knew you re hanging out here with your friends! Have u saw middleschool kid?", said ugly bitch
>me "fking ass cunt fking fgt bastard runs eating cumdumbster, etc..."
>fag lolz
>till i punch it
>"wtf wrong with u? R U RETARDED?"
>punched in his face one time, boxed in his stomach 5, 6 times
>laying on floor
>nice feelin, but expected some blood
>kicking makes even more fun
>after he stops standing up and sniveld i unpacked dick to urinate on him
>he gaped
>couldnt piss at first cuz of my excitement
>i started pissing
>he started screaming
>made pic 4 u guys and more <3
>LOOK BELOW, I POSTED IN THREAD
>he screamed more
>threw its phone on pissy faggot
>forgot to give charger back too
>run away cuz of adrenaline/angst
>didnt went home last night, thats why late
faggot data:
Facebook: Konrad Hämmerle
Adress: Untere Aue 24, Lustenau 6890 Austria
Snapchat/instagrm: curlyfrite
Special thanks to/ b/ros cheering me! Best thing i ve ever did!
I going to post this thread some more times to make sure that some of my helping anons sees it k
OP here
look at this faggot
PISSSSSSSS
Amazing story bro, I'm so proud. You are an example to follow for me. Thanks
>>674708911
O mayne you figgidy fucked that mofo up
>>674708773
Proud of you OP, I knew you could do it :-)
>>674708773
Outstanding fucking work kid.
You may just make it.
Hey /b/. I just hit on a girl all night, brought her home, had her half naked, my hand down her pants, and right before we were gonna fuck stopped her and sent her home. AMA
>>674716276
why?
I'm gonna guess either whiskey sick or she was fat
>>674716662
if she was fat then why bother fingering her in first place
>>674716351
There are multiple reasons. The primary one was that I am constitutionally incapable of putting my dick in something and not being crazy over it. As well, she didn't strike me as the type of girl that would be able to hold a one night stand and neither am I. I am a lonely ass hole but I have a lot going on right now and decided against it at the last minute because I do not have the emotional energy to deal with a girlfriend or anything like one right now. I also just got out of a relationship and felt like...
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>>674716276
Girl is lilith lust yw
Sup fags, just won $115 million
roll trips to get $69,420
get rollin' nigga
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>674720485
rolling for the oganner
At least those fucking Gawker faggots will be off the internet now
>>674720485
Good. Fuck Gawker. Double standard pieces of shit.
Trips nigga!
Women disgust me, I am not gay but I only masturbate to traps, they can properly clean their anus and don't act on emotion solidwifematerial/10.
Women do nothing that they say and everything that they feel, unstable and insecure at best, plus pussies look like a knife wound, disgusting, nothing looks better than a nice clean weiner, I'm serious, call me gay but traps really are the most stable wife material of the bunch. Plus it's even worse if you live in America.
Also general trap thread/mental illness/cd
>>674710075
Would you announce this opinion in a bar or just from the comfort of your home on an anonymous forum?
lol OP is a kissless virgin and a faggot with no friends
>>674710075
>im not gay but I only masturbate to traps
I got news for you son....
>>674710075
>>674710075
The fact you only refer to how pussy and 'weiner' looks suggests you have never touched either. You're a fat fucking chronic masturbator. Peel yourself off your computer chair and get some actual life experience.
Good music bread, /b/.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdMz7 BUtOvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94U4B8UBN80
>>674714677
My bad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yFAnn2j4iB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Mw9gjpYHs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W6H8WcTPnWM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w3yTsz90FvU
Do you believe Hulk Hogan family had incestuous relationships? Nick had naked photo of his mom and brooke hogan and hulk hogan kissing on mouth.
>>674716376
Do i believe a couple of americunt countryhick redneck low shit iq assholes had incest? Yes, yes i do.
>>674716376
Implying you wouldnt hit that.
Hulk Wrinkle
>>674716703
weird how his girlfriend looks like his daughter
Do you believe that Brooke Hogan's manjaw makes me rock hard?
>>674716954
I believe
lets get them real mad - TEENS-
>>674719075
Mods, YOU'VE GOT TO GET MAD!
This shit is all legal. No reason to get mad
What's that in the corner?...
Oh...
>>674720446
Oh no
warning: participating in this thread may cause irreparable damage to your health and can even lead to death. do it at your own risk
god-mode: go with 3 digits
see you on the other side faggots!
Rolling for 0s
Rolling for 2
rolll
Okay
>>674719734
i can hold my breath for 339 seconds so I have to automatically play god mode. Game is broke.
I just can't do it guys..
>>674719004
Brain structure ? Are you kidding me ?
X or Y, that´s it, every other "gender" is made up bullshit
refraining from natural instinct to kill my neighbor is a social construct too but i still abide by it
>>674719134
>>674719255
But how do I fix this bitches head.? One day its this, the next day it's that...
I can't take it!
>>674719255
good point
laws are social constructs
is rape really wrong or is the "rape is wrong" a social construct too ?
Waifu claiming thread. Version whatever
>48 hours of /waifu/
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
ayy
Rami Hikari claimed.
How's it going /b/?
Well, looks like this will be the end.
Linear claimed.
Steam Gift Thread
>>674715670
>>674715701
>>674715701
>>674715754
I am but a humble peasant trying to play a new game
post your 10/10 games
>pic very much related
bumperino
>>674717900
>>674717900
6/10 game. /thread
>>674717900
too short, hoping the next one will be longer
Here's mine
I got this feminist on Facebook. Roll trips and I will post her nudes as a comment.
MODS DON'T BAN ME AGAIN I HID THE NAME
>>674716111
Winrar
Pay up fag
>>674716111
Will OP deliver now?
OP you faggot
>>674716281
i'm on it
/b/ored
Timestamp
>>674717928
Timestamp you dumb cunt.
Hi there
>>674717928
Fuck off, timestamp or you're a filthy neckbeard.
>>674717928
and ugly.
...
>>674714466
Pretty accurate
>>674714466
Except Trump's mouth should look more like anal prolapse
ITT:Cucks
Why haven't you committed suicide yet berniefags?
Which bernie cuckerstien are you?
>sanders
>batman
You've got to be fucking kidding
gonna print this out and put it on my wall
Reaction image thread. Let's talk only using images. Go!
>>674717335
>>674717254
>>674717469
>>674717469
Prove you're White.
>>674710600
I have never smoked Crack.
I haven't checked my privilege
>>674710600
>t
i have a small dick that can't give any pleasure to a woman so i let a bbc takes my job
>>674711123
Haha nigger bait detected
Go and desert your child cottonnigger
My father is a part of my life.
Pics you saved of other anon's gf/ex/wife that you want more of
unsee room named rugesipo
Looking for the anon that posted her in the last thread
What u think? Interest?
more of her?
>>674714294
