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Oh shit, /b/, OC incoming. Spotted a shrine to the cancer banana in China. Do you think the Chinese lurk?
Also ylyl
>>675573528
do you mind if i save this?
>>675573709
Save it, it's all yours my friend
>>675573528
Banana be praised
>>675573528
Banana be praised
![Most_Popular_E-cigarette_Big_Vaporizer_CE4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mq48dqK.jpg "Most_Popular_E-cigarette_Big_Vaporizer_CE4[1].jpg")
hey guys im thinking about getting into vaping in my spare time.
i dont ever plan on smoking in public nor will i ever brag to anyone that i am a "vaper", i just want something to do while im chilling on 4chan and playing video games.
convince me why this is a good/bad idea
>>675572641
>vaping
Are you also interested in sucking cock?
>>675572830
>i dont ever plan on smoking in public nor will i ever brag to anyone that i am a "vaper"
also wtf is wrong with people sucking cocks anyways. i dont do it myself but theres literally no reason to use that as an insult
>>675572641
Youll never be chasing clouds with one of those pieces of shit, ever heard of modding kiddo?
>>675572957
>Are you also interested in sucking cock?
He was asking a simple question faggot.
>>675572641
Cigarettes give you cancer.
Vaping turns you into cancer.
Post any photo and I'll turn it to a digital painting
>>675574747
I said photo nigger
God-tier 10/10 loli thread.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/245/
>>675575267
I soooooo want those gloves to be silk.
m/21/718 here
Sydney/m/25
M/21/910
416 reporting!
24/m/970
35/m/206
Abuse My Printer Round 2:
how it works:
all posts ending in 7 with an image attached get sent to my printer automatically.
ill post proof.
OP delivers.
pastebin with the python code: JVkFKYL9
Its running. Post Away
rolling.
Rollliiiiinng
roll
What is the "perfect woman" like anons? What qualities do you look for in the perfect woman?
>>675568401
a woman with a sense of honor
>>675568548
this and not fat and has my sense of humor
>>675568401
Not fucking boring. Those tits would be a plus too
>>675568401
One who looks like this, but her vocal cords only work when dinner is ready.
>>675568401
A woman that likes Best Gore and /b/.
It's that time of the night, my normal routine.
Zolpidem, Lorazepam and Codeine... fine ground and straight up my nose. I like to listen to chopped and screwed tracks until I fade out.
What you fags like to do?
>>675571997
Drink $8 vodka because I'm too broke to do what you're doing.
>>675571997
I prefer my nightly whiskey on the rocks and a joint. Preferably indica. Sativa weed makes me paranoid and shit.
>>675572157
Good Idea, I think I have a plastic of rum to go with this...
>>675572180
i cant get high from indica
ive noticed the only time i feel high is when i do feel the paranoia buzz through me
>>675572180
How would you describe the difference? I have never had indica
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://eaglehousehotel.eu/wincest
pic related
>>675576606
i just blew a 2 liter load of cum
>>675576606
I truly witnessed the strength of street knowledge.
OP keep posting!
>>675576606
fap fap fap I CAME
>>675576606
So glad my mom found me watching this
Is it gay to finger your own ass hole?
>>675568515
Yes, since you simulate penetration.
>>675568515
I mean it's just maturbation right? It's not like you are getting off because you are imagining a hard cock in your ass. You are getting off because the prostate is sensitive and it feels good.
>>675568515
It's stupid, but not gay. Gay a is mindset. Lust has nothing to do with sexuality, rather desire. Masterbation is such. Homosexuality means you crave the same sex, In a loving way, sex is just part of life, so they have sex. If sex was seen as more sacred, gays wouldn't sex, but they would be together. Thus, simply being together with the same sex makes you gay. Not sex, but love.
No. Not at all because this would not change whether you like guys or not. Being gay is an atraction to the other sex not penetration
>>675568515
Is it gay to fist your own asshole?
What does /b/ think of my new painting?
>>675566169
noice
It rotated when I uploaded, this is the proper orientation
>>675567275
Shit
Now
>>675566169
Did you deliberately make this part look like a face?
Hi /b/, I have a very specific fetish, BBW anal sex. Do any other people have this?
In b4 nigger
my fiance is BBW and she doesnt mind anal. so yes, i have this fetish
>>675569025
Nice, is that her? There's something beautiful about a fatty taking cock and toys anally.
SAME HERE kik Deadpoolfanclub to chat
i have a german granny's fetish
pretty much all of them does anal
Incest/Wincest
Stories or Pictures
I just missed the last thread did anyone save anything before it 404'd
I was telling this story.
>>675563697
>>675563303
aight.
>It was cool hanging out earlier, we had fun so I'm like why not.
>Agree to meet up later that week.
>In the days before that we message everyday about the most random shit.
>Im still me, so I make these stupid jokes.
>She actually likes my retarded puns.
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>be 11
>cousin is 10
>playing in her pool
>just the two of us in there on a hot summer day
>She wants a piggy back
>She climbs on my back
>Walk around the shallow end of the pool on my knees with her on my back
>Random 10 year old boner
>Get really horny from her rubbing against my back
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>>675567624
>next morning wake up really horny
>dick is already diamonds
>Walk over to her room
>Shes asleep
>Take dick out and put it in her hand
>She wakes up and starts to feel it
>She doesn't say any words
>Just starts to rub it slowly for a few minutes
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>>675567624
Moar only lurker I guess
inb4 op is a ausfag
Eat your load OP!
>>675570165
This is now a cringe thread
>>675570165
take word from this mod here in pic related
>sage
>>675570165
you make me ashamed to be austrian
>>675571077
Do it op
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
MAKE /B/ GREAT AGAIN!
MODS=GODS
Ayy
I miss Atago now...
>claimed
I just hope that the imposter ain't here.
Miho claimed
>>675573585
Nothing to much just trying to pay bills.
Ohio Girl Nude Thread
Kati 419
Kim from BG
Jodi aka minigothchick
Any 937 wins? Specifically looking for Brandi B from West Carrollton. Got really close myself but wasn't able to close the deal, though I know she has nudes out there...
Any 330 nudes?
Irish Catholic thread. I'm Irish-American, so plastic Paddys are welcome. No unionists or English allowed. Boston, Chicago, St. Paul get in here. Bobby Sands was a hero.
>Irish-American
Fuck off nigger. Be American or be Irish.
>>675565849
Fuck off potato nigger
>>675566057
American. I can be proud of my heritage. US is a relatively new country.
Cleveland here. Let me know when the Irish crime film set in your city has actually fucken happened, right?
>>675566117
SPUD nigger
iggerant pleb
ELO HELL IS REAL
anyone who disagrees is trolling
No it isn't. If you're good enough then you can easily escape.
>>675566944
DUMBEST SHIT IVE EVER FUCKING HEARD
>>675567072
Why are you playing Teemo support? He's useless.
>>675567217
yeah a blind, invisble movement in bushes, and exploding invisible traps are USELESS in bot lane huh fucko?
you must be one of the shitters im queue'd with....
I'm looking at your lolking to see what I can suggest for you to play. I highly recommend shrinking your champion pool to three champions if you want to climb quickly. Right now I'm in Silver I (I know I'm dogshit) but I've quickly gotten to there from Silver III 0 LP by queueing exclusively mid/top and only playing Quinn, Karma, or Talon.
For you, I'd suggest mid/support and ONLY playing the following:
Support: Lulu, Leona, Soraka
Mid: Malzahar, Varus, Teemo,
i hate how leafy keeps calling out h3h3 and saying that's an asshole thing to do but i think it was an asshole thing to do by making your video ranting against ethan you fucking hypocrite just move the fuck on and personally i could care less about pyrocynical where do you stand and why
I've watched a couple of each of their videos, I can already tell that they're both edge-lords that have a fan base of mostly thirteen year olds that watch them because "their humor is superior". I'm guessing you watch filthy frank also?
>>675568228
Kek leafy is desperately trying to bring someone down with him through the shitter
>>675569415
mature gentleman over here
>>675569415
you would be right
>>675569675
correct if im wrong but isnt leafy gaining subs
ITT: Hot Jewish babes
>>675568347
Keyword is "hot"
>hot
>jewish
choose one you faggot
>>675568628
See OP pic
>>675568628
There were lots of hot Jewish girls back int he 40s.
