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Donald Trump is the greatest fucking troll in the history of the planet. First of all he tricked all the dumbass, uneducated, redneck, racist hicks into voting for him simply by pretending to be Republican and pretend he's going to do all the crazy shit he said he would do. He's not going to do hardly any of it, you're a gullible fucking retard if you voted for Trump thinking he wasn't trolling.
He has single handedly saved this country. No one will ever trust corporate pussy faggot liberals again, because they allowed TRUMP to win. Nobody will ever trust the ass backwards, Jerk-it-to-Jesus redneck Republicans again, after electing Bush then Trump. Trump is too rich to be corrupted by corporations. The two parties are dead. ITS FUCKING BRILLIANT.
And guess what, aside from the crazy shit he won't do that got all the publicity because the media could use it to pit people against each other with it, the rest of his ideas are actually awesome. He's not actually (that) racist or sexist. He's not actually going to make america white again, you fucking idiots. He doesn't even dislike gay people.
Trump used the stupidest voters to elect him, because he knew most of the central part of this country was fucking retarded inbreds... and even if more people voted against him, because of the way retarded inbred are located, he knew he would win with the electoral votes because half the states in the US are filled with retarded hillbilly Republicans.
None of the real Republicans or respectable Republican politicians like Trump.
He's some rich dude who likes to fuck bitches and live lavish, he doesn't give a fuck. He has trolled the FUCK out of this country. It's so great. I will sit and laugh and smoke my legal weed as I watch Trump piss off all the SJW liberals and cousin-fucking conservatives all at once for the next 4 years, all while pissing off China and corporations in the process. It will be fuckin great watching all the morons of this country kill each other off.
>>711295927
yeah it's so funny how millions of people are fearing for their lives because of him. hilarious how he wants to start nuclear wars with every other country. what a great troll
>>711296825
but it is, tho.
people who cant defend themselves dont deserve to live.
>>711296825
he doesnt want to actually start wars retard. thats just what the right wing voters wanted to hear. so he said it.
yes the one unfortunate byproduct of his trolling is that all his voters are actually psycho retards who will now be attacking people. until the law reminds them that it's still america and trump becoming president doesn't legalize assault.
gays, muslims, and hispanics only need fear for a little bit until a few of these hate crime retards gets shot, arrested, etc. then theyll...
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>>711295927
>Too rich to be corrupted by corporations.
You realize he just selected the CEO of JPMorgan--the biggest corporation of them all--to be the Treasurer right?
You do realize that corporate lobbyists are lining up out the door right? (NYTimes: "Lobbyists See Boon from Trump Election" http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/11/us/politics/lobbyists-trump.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=span-abc-region®ion=span-abc-region&WT.nav=span-abc-region&_r=0)
read...
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>>711297359
>2016
>read a book
lol gtfo faggot
Okay, guys. Since Donald Trump became President, LGBTQ+ people have been fearing for their lives.
Fucking why, though? Trump has said bad things about women, niggers, spics, and towelheads, but the one group I have never seen him talk shit on is LGBTQ people. So why are they getting so scared?
>>711303664
Rosie O'Donnell
Because the media has been scaring them too hell
>>711303664
The media told them to be
>>711303664
They're being told by the media that they have something to fear, because the media is in a meltdown over their manipulative bullshit having failed pathetically.
Trump is the most pro-LGBT, pro-life, pro-science "Republican" to ever take office.
Nobody has anything to fear, except for criminals and corrupt politicians.
Faggots like to be drama queens. Who knew?
Asian thread. Maybe Asian amateurs?
rollin
>>711305727
Very nice!
>>711306373
I like her tits a lot
Judge eachother faggots
Kind of incomplete.
>>711285337
Anyone got the template of this one?
>>711285552
>>711285717
Thanks m8
Pics you've saved/want more of/shouldn't share/want spread continued!
What do you think?
More? OC
>>711309468
Moar, any clothed?
want to see her?
Cock rate thread?
>>711299542
nice
>>711299542
Aww! Its cute. Like a chibi peepee!
>>711299717
Don't know if I should take that as a compliment or?
>>711299580
Thanks!
My dick is smol but cute
IT'S THE USA NUKE GAME
DUBS SAVE A STATE
TRIPS SAVE THAT STATE
Please respond
Rolling to save NH
holy shit a response
>>711309173
Save cali!
>>711310491
rolling
chubby gf taking requests from doubles,trips, quads etc.. We're long distance rn. No face.
rollin for tits+timestamp
sharpie in pooper
>>711305685
YOU AGAIN. There are more thing in life than a sharpie in the pooper
>>711305601
Multiple sharpies in pooper
>>711305652
I'm telling her to do that anyway, just to legitimize this.
drunk thread
If I'm not drunk does this mean I have to get drunk?
Do you think rope producing company's stock prices went up with all the people hanging themselves over Trump
>>711302927
>>711302927
>>711302927
>>711302927
>>711303080
fb fap thread
>>711308838
moar
>>711309085
Sure
>>711308838
I'm back.
I posted like 2 years ago and had a lot of fun. I just laid this huge one in one go in the tub and I was pretty proud. Here she is in all her glory!
Almost as long as my forearm!
You must be very proud. I would be.
>>711295371
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
A little brother followed right after.
>>711295371
good job bud
You save you lose.
OC gf
>>711298493
>>711298493
Ex gf
>>711299302
MORE!!!
Odds: Fap
evens: Nap
dubs: Fap twice.
>>711306666
Check'd.
>>711306666
I wasn't prepared for quads.
>>711306666
roll
checked
>>711306666
>>711306940
fucking 0 reroll
Roll
s/fur
Hey guys
>>711304237
Oh yes they are
>>711304317
Ok, I'll pay nuzzles.
>>711304342
Joke
You
>>711304453
Yo
THIS IS A ROBBERY! PASTE WHAT YOU HAVE NOW!
>o-okay
1.) A post in a forum/ message board that indicates the person agrees with a previous or quoted reply to a thread.
98976919
http://imgur.com/a/WfWKf
Drugs Sex And Rock N Roll Orgy
To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences.
How lucky are you?
roll
>>711305796
48 is literally the only hot one.
Roll
roll
Rollin
Youngest girl youve ever fucked consenually and how old were you?
12, i was 17
>>711301555
Greentext
15 i was 18. we then dated for 3 years
17(Legal in my state),
>was 31
>>711301667
I can't see through the fucking bitch filter.
>>711296307
Did this kid get brain damage god damn
>>711296448
I bet his shit was white for a week
>>711296462
so this is Paranormal Activity with the lights on.
>>711296462
is that a sex doll on the couch?
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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Requesting her wearing an open button up shirt and a blue tie
>>711301817
I cant do tricks irl, ollies as far as I go and I ride my board a mile everyday
>>711302071
My power has been out for long enough to get used to it, that no one will care about how you feel as though it didnt matter? I fucking went out started training, I got really angry and got a punch bag, it's hard to contain myself yes, but you can meet new people that make life tolerable
>>711301615
>EXPAND THICCCC
>I'm really sorry, do it for science.
please! no! i want to be able to walk!!!!!
>>711301714
alrighty!
>>711301522
>young girl wearing coat, and shorts with sci-fi helmet
here you go anon.
I can't sci-fi helmet
>>711301261
>something you strongly dislike?
I dislike loud noises?
>>711301214
i think they're already justified
celebs
http://www.refinery29.com/2016/11/129474/drake-taylor-swift-dating-rumors-cat-gifts
tfw its true :(
Vj is absolutely incredible
