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Just your daily reminder that a bear would kick the fucking shit out of a gorilla in a fight.
I don't think there's much on the land that could fuck up a big grizzly or polar bear upwithout getting rekt at the same time.
Hippo would destroy both at the same time.
>>684309140
No way, not on land. Anything get a hippo from behind, on top, it's fucked.
>>684309140
A hippo would fuck a gorilla. A hippo and bear seem pretty matched.
Need help from you /b/
>Be me
>18 y/o
>Girls always attracted to me but I'm a faggot
>WhyFaggot.jpg
>For some reason I back-off after I hit on a girl, can't even bring myself to hit on them becuase they're "not my type"-bullcrap
>Guess not much balls
>I want to not give a fuck about anything and give the D to ever-girl who ever
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shameless self bum cuz i aint got no shame
>>684306752
Easy anon, pick up a drinking habit. Booze has kept me free from giving any fucks at all for years.
>>684308351
Actually not a bad idea
I do love beer and whiskey
>>684306752
Speaking as someone with an anxiety problem, pick up a drug habit (but not any drug habit, experiment). Some people find different things fix them, personally I picked up marijuana about 4 years ago and I've had a steady relationship for 3 years now.
>>684306752
>>684308733
Extending on that, everyone's brain chemistry is different. A friend of mine has schizophrenia and swears a low dose of MDMA makes him more clear-headed than he's ever been in his life. Seems to be true too speaking as the observer
Gore thread
Is he kill?
>>684307842
What the fuck, you heartless bastard?! I'm calling the police.
My friend is here with me. She wants to know what /B/ is all about. Show her what you got /b/ros.
Post her tits or both of you gtfo
this place is fucking stupid. abandon your stupid fucking friend before he makes you contract cancer.
>>684305062
>>684305141
this
pics you swore not to share or pics you shouldn't even have
You guys want more?
>>684308181
yeah sure anon, who is she?
>>684308181
Just fucking dump them already.
wide open
new traps/cd thread
Ask a peaceful muslim anything.
>>684308198
>ITT: we pretend like we dont exist
>>684308198
how much does internet cost in the afterlife?
>the only peaceful muslim is a dead muslim
>>684308198
What do you think of christians?
>>684308198
How can normal people destroy your shit religion? I would prefer napalm
>>684308198
How often to you lie and deceive people?
Feels thread
Sometimes I wish I was schizophrenic so I could have something to talk to
sad bump
>>684306515
Nothing to contribute. This thread will die anyway. What's the matter?
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Last thread 404'd
3 decides
>>684307907
Sorry being rude im a bit drunk here is my pic now your turn ;)
>>684307907
Pls respond with pic
I want you to fuck my ass with a strap on and call me son
>>684308096
roll
>>684308229
Roll
ITT we are YouTube comments
Man I'm only 13 and I listen to Beatles for 3 years but people my age won't understand real music! Fck man I was born in the wrong generation
What's the song at 4:20? xDDDDD
zis youtuber copiez pewdiepie! dizlike for stealing content!
>>684305848
Darude - Sandstorm
Who watches this in prison?
Artfully creepy/weird pics thread.
Bump for interest
>>684304855
More like this
45 is the biggest cuck.
67 is the biggest faggot.
32 is the coolest anon.
Roll if you dare!
>>684307449
Roll
67 get
You aren't even going to get me on this brohamski.
>>684307449
Can I cool for once?
FUCK
Trips names my lizard
Hillary
Lizzy McLizardface
>>684304572
Aussie cunt
Gizmo
crotch rot
Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?
I ate a bowl a' nails for breakfast this morning
>>684305635
So what?
>>684305697
Without any milk
>>684305538
>>684305635
>>684305697
>>684305741
Fucking love it.
>>684305538
I once revealed my identity as a female on /b/
Without revealing my tits
Lost my virginity yesterday /b/ros. I've had a few blowjobs before, but the girl could never make me cum. I was hoping sex would be different from a blowjob but it wasn't. In fact, I couldn't really feel much of anything. Is this really all the hype around sex is about?
Or is there something wrong with me /b/?
>>684308047
It's overhyped.
The concept and emotion is better than the actual sensation in your dick.
Yeah, the actual sex is meh. it's when you start to use your imagination and pretend it's rape when I'm able to cum
>>684308224
Thanks buddy. That's all I needed to hear.
>>684308047
You've tugged at your worm so much that you've damaged the nerve endings.
Don't touch your nob for a week and then try again and it will feel much better.
Sex itself is overhyped and the fantasy is always much better than the reality.
>>684308047
Yup, it's really not that great. It is when you have someone you're really attracted to, but that fades.
Last Friday, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled.
The night before, my girlfriend asked me if it would be alright for him to crash at our place. I objected of course, but then she got really upset and started crying because I wasn't being supportive. They have a child together and she wanted her son to be able to spend some time with his father. I felt really conflicted because I have been filling in as the boys father for the past 3 years. I've taken him shopping for school clothes, I take him to school every morning and I've spent hundreds of
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you're
>>684307481
punch him in the fucking mouth.
seriously, fuck him up dude.
>>684307481
nice bait
holy shit this is hilarious
>>684307481
old meme is old.
Also, not sure how guys think this would end in any other way.
No Jolly loli bread?!
bump
/r/ing boy lolis
>>684307006
boy lolis? fucking newfag its shotas
White fems, are you mad that Asian and Hispanic women are stealing your men?
Crickets
Yes, that is why we shame them when we catch them dating one of you whores.
>>684304214
Hispanic like jynx maze hummm
>>684304214
>implying wemon browse /b\
>>684304214
Oh look it's this thread again
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
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Kud claimmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtemrZ7-pj0
man, i was just done making my thread too
>>684306286
how goes the day tats?
I tried dressing like a schoolgirl to get my bfs attention but he just wants to keep playing video games. What should I do?
>>684306069
show us urself
>>684306069
Kys
>>684306069
Timestamp + tits or gtfo
>>684306069
Timestamp or kys
>>684306069
>what shoild I do
timestamp and tits
