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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If you could make ANY rule that girls at your work/ college/ whatever had to follow in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be?
Bonus points for having punishments for 1st, 2nd, 3rd offences. Pics preferred too.
I will start
Any girls who are sunburnt or have tan lines shall be made to walk around naked during school hours- to ensure they have no more tan lines and get an even tan.
1st punishment- any girl found to have tan lines and be wearing clothes shall have to wear a collar and is now communal property- pupils and staff can now touch
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Bumping with pics
Where can I get regular porn passes? I used to have a forum I went to not too long ago, but they closed down. I need a forum that posts porn passes (and maybe other accounts, too) often. Willing to pay for VIP or whatever.
http://bitpasses.net/community/
check out this forum
I've seen it posted a few times over the past couple of weeks and it's actually pretty good.
37 word essay due in 3 weeks /b/
how fucked am i?
not at all
37?
rip op
you think you have it rough, I have this fuckin math problem to solve
>>682706851
Shit, nigga. There go your hopes and dreams. Your parents will be so disappointed. Enjoy your minimum wage slave job.
Dumping all my ex's nudes. Some nude some not.
Enjoy
Also post some good old school baw pics, or funny green texts
Female voice acting thread.
Odd rolls get voiced.
Have fun boys.
>>682705425
Also uh, specify the type of voice you want. Lmao
Sammy is a coin loving slot
>>682705425
will you voice sexual stuff?
Ayy lmao Sam man
>>682706649
Sure. Just specify w/e voice you want and I'll do it.
Haven't smoked weed before and gonna try it out next friday in a party. I'll probably be also drinking.
Should I smoke the weed before I start drinking or what? I don't want to puke instantly.
>>682707460
Smoke first so you aren't dizzy b4 u smoke trust me I smoke and drink regularly
Grass before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before grass you're on your ass.
>>682707460
Grass before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before grass you're on your ass
>>682707733
>>682707740
>>682707872
Alright thanks! What's weed+alcohol like compared to just being drunk?
>>682707460
Also your first time smoking it hits hard and fast so I would recommend not drinking until after you come down
hi /b/
>>682708231
perfect
Nice baloney fangs
>>682708231
beautiful moma!
:)
Creepshot thread
>>682706161
Dem thong lines.
So we're all voting Trump, right?
Of Course
>>682707481
> Johnson (L)
>>682707686
>Lolbertarians
whichever one has a penis
only because i like the idea of state funded RWDS
and I hate spics and niggers
Loli voice acting thread!
roll a 5
>>682707990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uFDVUB7Cwd
Feel better, Message me anytime you need it
>>682708181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wrGbo1niX8
>>682708567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nfpMBayUE8
>>682708597
no
>>682708745
mfw
>>682708947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RPdVCL2uLt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZMgkuShm0B
>>682708997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HQz3wOPM3x
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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
>>682710641
>linking to dead thread
Have no fucking clue what your replies are to.
"It's time to tip the scales!!!"
>>682710935
At least I posted what I missed in old thread.
Insert psn or steam id
Zioko is my Steam meng
Dubs wins it
geizzer19
dub master here
>>682705246
steamcommunity.com/id/Mosin_Nagant2876
>>682705524
Reroll, dubs get
Trips opens the box and I'll reveal what's inside.
>>682709558
itens plos
>>682709558
I wanna see
>>682709558
o shit waddup
http://www.strawpoll.me/10132387
My wallet is almost maxed out and I'm feeling generous.
Trips gets a game. No winrars last time.
Post the game you want (nothing too expensive) and your Steam ID.
besiege pls /id/neatou
id: yollnir
enter the gungeon
thanks anon!
>>682710610
no mans sky. /id/omnismite
>>682710949
roll
>>682710987
re-roll?
http://io.synchtu.be:8443/r/channel four
we're going to watch the force awakens, /b/
Come join us.
bumping because at it for since the beginning and its fucking great
Bring the popcorn faggots.
Bumping for the force.
Zue
>>682700077
fucking dubs man CHECK
movie will start soon after the credit of the last one
Cal poly slut
lets see more
Please tell me this is SLO! Moar!
Cal poly slut>>682704447
It is SLO!
Post slo girls
how does it feel to get a passionate blowjob from a hot girl /b/?
>>682699689
Do you know, OP?
>>682699689
I love me some annasucks. I wonder what happened to her. Her stuff is all close to 10 years old now...
same as from an ugly girl...because a faggot like OP is just gonna have his eyes closed and think about a guy sucking his cock
>>682699689
better than having passionate sex with the same hot girl.
What's wrong with my dick, /b/?
>>682704296
You left it in the microwave too long bro.
You jack off too much
lots of disease
>>682704296
timestamp or gtfo faggot
What the fuck
here come dat boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9QmgerbeL4
>>682704250
O SHIT WADDUP
![logo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HYfGpOu.png "logo[1].png")
Is Alcoholics Anonymous a cult or no?
Yeah it is.
If someone says it's not, it's because they are in the cult.
no.
A cult does not encourage folks to better themselves and repair their relationships.
>>682702072
Actually I'm pretty sure every cult promises this
>>682702072
Mine does
>>682701584
AA offers what they claim to be a cure of an AMA recognized medical condition
AAs methods have not changed in almost 100 years
AA has never published treatment effectiveness
AA records from the late '70s and early '80s were leaked
those records show a 1 year treatment effectiveness to statistically significant difference from the control of a person deciding to quit drinking but seeking no formal help
the 5 year effectiveness is statistically worse than the same base control
the AMAs...
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You faggots know what to do.
Also, share stories of times you weren't a huge fag and actually met up with someone
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Met some asshat off here once, he got me chinese, it was cool
