Anyone else form New jersey a little worried about this guy? They still haven't caught him, and ive heard hes in a million different places, hes in the woods behind my house for all i kniw
Story OP, story. You fucking dumb faggot.
Who is he?
>>682708546
I'm just worried about people from New Jersey being on the internet and travelling out of the state.
>>682708803
ok ok calm yourself, so Tuesday, this guy escaped from a state prison that holds a lot of mentally ill patients, he was one of them, he almost killed a baby and got charged for assault and stuff, but anyway on tuesday he escaped, stole a car, parked it at a cvs in the town next to mine, and ran on foot since then. Some gunshots were just fired too
Waifu claiming thread
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
>>682714670
Hello once more my love
>>682714670
Hand-kun!
Hi Hand-kun!
Rumia claimed
>>682714670
Unbanned edition. Hell yeah Hand welcome back!
*Gasp* /b/ I need... I need... *gasp*
THE GUY
dubs?
What you need boi
Check... Em
I have a story /b/. If you're willing to listen.
When I was a kid I had this friend, Alex. He was kind of geeky. Always breaking his glasses so his parents taped them in the middle. Constantly getting involved in accidents. Always wore cargo shorts and polo neck tshirts. His cargo shirts were constantly filled with candy and shit. One day we were playing in a field and we find an ant hill. So he starts poking the fuck out of it. Ants start swarming out. He starts stamping on them and crushing them.
So the ants start to crawl up his leg and he doesn't notice. Sudden burning pain. Hits the ground like a sack of shit. Ants biting his balls.
Goes to hospital. Infection. Can't come out all summer.
Eventually he moves away. Never hear from him again.
Fast forward 10. years. 22. Working as frycook in local burger kitchen.
Work with Portuguese Jose and awkward girl, Karen.
Don't talk much to Karen. Jose is at a concert so I'm left on shift with Karen.
Start chatting. Turns out Karen knows me.
Recalls some events I'm aware of but I don't remember much. Remember Alex had a sister.
Kinda remember her but not really.
So one night I'm closing up because keyholder duty also.
Karen starts flirting.
11.30pm Thursday night.
Jose is taking my shift the next day so I have a day off.
Karen asks for a ride home.
We get to Karen's house.
She lives in an apartment near me.
She invites me inside. She's a big fan of Fallout.
Fallout new Vegas recently out.
Couple of beers, taking turns. She rests her legs across me.
Rock hard. Dick is poking her in the leg.
Feels good. Hoping she doesn't notice.
She does notice. Doesn't stop.
Starts rubbing it with the back of her leg.
She asks if I'm enjoying that.
I barely say anything. Just sit there making spazzy noises.
She jumps up and puts her hand down.
Suddenly diamonds.
Starts sucking.
Fucking can't hold it.
Haven't came in days.
Fill her mouth with cum after 5 mins.
She chokes.
To be continued next post
>>682707989
Keep going anon but don't rush it and any chance of green text it helps the readers a lot
More man, I almost had a boner on the last parts :)
Any pictures of her? or just rate her
Op is death
it is time roll sissies
>>682711215
Roll
I've had it, I'm fucking done. You little pussy ass faggots with your banana shit, constantly ruining YLYL thread all over /b/. It's almost like you think we don't know your an underage faggot that needs to kill himself. Look at you, you've become nothing. Nothing at all, spending the days, even months browsing /b/ reflecting on the lazy shit you are. How does it feel knowing that you could easily hang yourself anyday, and yet you continue to prolong your suffering. We don't want your shit smelling body taking up space on our planet, as that space alone could do more than you possibly could in your entire life you pathetic obese fuck. The banana is everything to you now. You no longer have any concept of morality or physics in any way, shape, or form, yet you continue to steal images and ruin YLYL threads with actual, real content. Fucking kill yourself you wallowing aborted failure. You're nothing, even the stupid ass banana is worth more than your shitty life. I hope that your life ends in the worst possible way, and that when no one shows up to your funeral, you are buried in bananas. Because that's all you are now, a fucking banana.
>>682712183
>I come here only for the memes
Good fucking riddance.
stale pasta m8
this is now YLYL thread
>>682712638
o shit wadduo mein neiger
>>682712638
THIS MEME IS FUCKING DEAD YOU STUPID CUNT DAILY DOT VIEWING SHIT
I just want fags on b to pay attention to me.
hello?
Is anybody out there?
Nod if you can hear me
I will say whatever you want on vocaroo.
Go
What is vacaroo
>>682710684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fN5MxLN24h
sperdermeen sperdermeen
does whatever a sperder did
Sam raimi killed my uncle.
Let's try another one, shall we?
>Advice, chats, and fortune-telling found here.
>First to get trips can either ask for a tarot reading or donate it to someone else.
THE BAD JUJU SHALL SPREAD TO THIS THREAD AS WELL
>>682710955
no plz
>>682710818
I really didn't get most of it. Some of it even seemed contradicting...
>>682711233
That's just the name of the game with tarot, innit?
>>682710818
Re-Posting
>>682704533
Yeah, You're right, I sent a text clarifying why I canceled
And I could probably ask, but I don't want to do it yet, I want to wait a while, if I do it too soon, I might scare her off
Also, Reimu, can I get a general love life reading, Use the name David
New computer, no colossal porn webm folder. Help me out guys
Don't you niggers know how to copy files?
Old computer ended up in a microwave. long story
>>682711032
>>682712128
>I'm a lazy over privileged faggot
>Give me free things
>>>/r/
sup /b/
neurosurg here
ama
some big ass drain there
i have muscle spasms and twitches
sometimes i wake up in a panic from sleep...i jolt straight up and it's scary for a second or two
for a while i was seeing flashes in my vision (with eyes open) but they subsided
i get tension headaches alot, mainly on the left side of my head, toward the rear
diagnose me plz. neurologist says it's nothing
why do the X-rays? no clue
Am I doing it right?
has to go through veins
>>682711406
You've got the right idea, but that's pretty light. If you want real results, you have to press really fucking hard. Though, would not recommend anon.
Cut radial artery
c'mon buddy don't do this :(
Drawthread: Scrambled Eggs Edition
Cardbro here!
@The Gentleman: Sure you can! What is your name?
for the anon who wanted me to FUCK A BEE
>>682712146
you evil
>kinda heavy anon, you okay?
No. Thanks for asking tho.
Requests Welcome
nu loli bread
How far deep have you gone in dark side of internet bee?
>>682709648
cp far.
>>682709648
www.google.com
>>682709648
4chan.org
anonhq.com
s/fur
State you're job, salary, and age
>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75/hr
>37
>>682711074
4chan mod
$0
45
>Taco Johns Fryer
>7.75
>16
>>682711074
Chef at Wendy's
$17.85 an hour
26
>>682711074
Buyer/inventory management/planner
~$26/hour, time and a half hourly overtime with no limit and guaranteed 40 hour work week.
23 years old
Go to pictureswap, post what you get.
Thread continued.
More original stuff please.
5/10
small tits
could be trap
would fuck either way
tried this last week and it went really well, lots of good shit shared around
so soundcloud thread!
i dont actually make any of my own music yet but slowly learning
just made my first mix the other day check it out if you have any interest in what i would consider quality bass/experimental/trap/hiphop
https://soundcloud.com/2-spoopy/vol-1
i just enjoy sharing new sounds with people
post what you like or make im interested in hearing!
>>682705756
will bump with gifts from the unknown
>>682705756
ill jump! i just posted something new today!
https://soundcloud.com/marc-laliberte/im-the-law-dredd-tribute
Everyone should upload using .flac or .wav so your transcode is as close to flawless as possible.
https://soundcloud.com/oswaldscult
real grungy, moloch is p good, also listen to just be yourself man
