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Hai gais....what would you do if I was your roommate?
Pay for your half of the rent in exchange for oral and access to that ass. Slowly train you into a cock sleeve and cook
>>713112650
Exchange cum orally once a day. Depending on my mood, and how he looks (he should be smooth, young, feminine), i could sleep in his bed from time to time and tenderly penetrate her ass.
When i say "no" it would be no, when i'm horny he should be quick enough before i change my mind.
He should never question the girls i've fucked.
>>713112650
Ask him if he wants a doc recomendation for htat phimosis
>>713112650
not talk to you much
>>713112650
Kick you out cuz your a fag
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713104251
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
Shiro claimed.
Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome????)
>>713121542
claimed
Sameji is mostly here
If you reply to this post you will get a nice and cute gf tomorrow!
>>713122848
I'd like that
>>713122848
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this...
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Oh boy!
>>713122848
sure
How about a nature rekt thread?
No hunting shit. Just nature vs nature.
lol
Bump
>>713108598
Kek
>>713108446
Not same tiger, the one in top is a male, the bottom is a female.
Probably same type of injury though.
fap roulette thread
ROLL
>>713109581
roll
Post your favorite bewbs pics. All shapes and sizes of all ages!
>>713116335
>>713116260
Bump
wife
fb / ig thread
Will you post pics of my sis and friends if i'll give you their ig/fb?
>>713116202
sure?
YLYL
low effort and not funny edition
>>713116439
Kek my little brother took that pic.
>low effort and not funny edition.
So, a normal ylyl thread.
>>713117502
You bet
face rate thread
>>713118137
total faggot
>>713118137
Gupnik/10
>>713118215
str8 m8
>>713118298
Try looking like it then.
drawthread?
No.
>>713113049
yes
taking requests
>>713112447
allo, how are you?
>>713112464
timezones can be a bitch, anon. eheh.
>>713112615
what's your avatar even?
>>713112643
ohh, tri... i'll log that in! i'm still feeling a bit run down from last night.
>>713112821
fine, do you have a full body reference then?
>>713114069
Hardcore requests as well?
Post Girls that you want /b to fap to
>>713112119
>>713112119
>>713112369
Too soon, man.
pics you shouldn't share VOLUME THREE
Anymore of her?
>>713110913
Moar
Anyone of you guys want me to send pictures of my 8" cock to your wife/gf, mother, sister or someone you know on kik? Just post their name here or EVEN BETTER send it to me in private to avoid them getting spammed/whiteknighted. My kik is justoneguy511
Anyone want more?
>>713110913
last 2 digits of your post is the age of the next female you'll have sex with
Roll
Rolllllll
>>713118682
Rolp
Roll
rollin'
Secrets thread, share your innermost shames and sins.
I'm the coordinator for a college degree program, and I've had sexual relationships with three students since taking this position a few years ago. I've never used my position or influence to coerce anyone into doing anything they didn't want to do, but it would still get me fired if any of this came to light.
Your turn.
I masturbate my penis to naked women.
>be 13 (many yrs ago)
>Pooped in the toilet, stuffed poop back inside butt, re-pooped
i am ashamed.
>>713102714
WE ALL HAVE SECRETS
like only OP knows why this same fucking thread gets reposted 18 times a day.
>>713102842
I used to sit on the edge of the seat and shit onto that because I liked the sensation of the poop being forced up and down my ass crack
>>713102714
I grabbed a girl's boob while we were walking home from school
Big booty thread II
Cock tribute thread, will do all girls posted
Bump
>>713111683
When is it OK to hit a woman? Protip: everytime. Webm very much related, she really asked for it, watch all 56 seconds.
Bonus, girl making sexy spiderdance.
>>713104070
cunt deserved it
>>713104070
Rekt and kekd
>>713104173
>not naming file johnny_cage.gif
Rule 34
>>713096307
bump
Bump
YLYL [dark edition]
Go you cock sucker motherfucker piss of shit !
>>713109542
>>713109810
>>713109889
Skankhunt42
>>713109978
the one and only
>>713109542
0/10
New celeb thread
>>713106710
>non celeb
>>713107348
Wrong.
>>713107856
